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  1. Trésor shrugged. “Master Thaidakar would prefer his was somewhere less obvious, so I doubt the placement was one of choice. Hemalurgy can be quite finicky, from what I know of it.”
  2. The best part of all this is that Kelsier is literally a king. I’m pretty sure that makes him a politician no matter his personal feelings on the subject. Apparently inspired by my love of Calvin & Hobbes... Kelsier: Jaywalks. Crosses back. Marsh: I assume there was a point to that? Kelsier (points at no jaywalking sign): They’re impinging on my rights. Marsh: Your right to be an idiot? Kelsier: Damn straight. Marsh: Have you ever considered the benefits of safety? Kelsier: Safety is a lie pedaled by the privileged to subjugate the masses. Marsh: Which is why you’re standing in middle of the street. Marsh: Rules exist for a reason, Kell. Kelsier: Yes. To be defied! Flaunted! Flagrantly disobeyed! Marsh: You’re about to be hit by a car. Kelsier: Oy, Pewter-brain! Ever heard of ‘Right of Way’?!
  3. I’m thinking of turning some of these into newspaper strip type art: Marsh: My brother doesn’t understand the concept of ‘straightforward’. Kelsier: I understand perfectly. I just don’t see the point! Kelsier: I find it rather amusing that I’m Life and you’re Death. Marsh: Because you’re the murderous psychopath and I’m not? Kelsier: I was going to say because I died and you didn’t, but that works too. Marsh: Do you have to annoy me? Kelsier: I’m legally obligated. Law of the Sovereign 16.4 subsection B. Younger siblings must irritate their elder at least once per interaction. Marsh: You wrote those laws, Kell. It doesn’t count. Kelsier: Marsh! Are you suggesting I break my own law?! Kelsier: I’m so proud. Kelsier: You really think they’d have known better than to allow a thief to make the laws. Marsh: I’m fairly certain most politicians are thieves. Kelsier: Marsh! How could you? Comparing me to a politician! These were not randomly generated, but something I came up with. So please don’t repost without crediting me. Thanks!
  4. To add to this: I suspect that chart was created by Kell and Spook. I would not put it past Kelsier to deliberately spread misinformation for some secret purpose.
  5. Exactly.
  6. “We didn’t bring you here,” Trésor answered. “Your Shard sent you, and I doubt we can get you back until Insight allows it. As for Master Thaidakar...” She shrugged. “Who knows? There’s always another secret with him. As far as I know, he just wants to ensure you don’t mess with the plot anymore than you have.”
  7. Trésor snorted. “Blame your Shard. Insight likes to grant random humans insight into Cosmere events it considers important.”
  8. Foullet sighed. “Go then,” she snapped and slammed the door shut. Trésor took the note and scowled. “The one who sent this is lying. You are from Earth; you cannot have a counterpart there.” Her eyes narrowed as she cocked her gun. ”Or you’ve been lying all along and are not from Earth at all.” There was a soft click as Foullet raised her hidden crossbow. “Grab her,” the chef ordered. And every piece of fabric in the room came alive.
  9. “No,” Braiser said curtly, gathering the items. “We have a place to do it.” ”Describe the one who delivered it,” Foullet demanded. Trésor continued to point her gun at Lilliana. “Put the note down. We need to track it.”
  10. Trésor cocked her gun, pointing it directly at Liliana. “Put it down now.” Foullet nodded. “Who delivered it?” @Condensation ”For traps, explosives, spyware,” Braiser answered, flairing his steel.
  11. “That,” Trésor said firmly, “needs to be returned to its box and scanned.” Foulles turned her crossbow on the hapless mailman. “I repeat. Who. Sent. You?”
  12. “Do not answer,” Fuilles said coldly. “No wonder you died so fast.” She headed to the door, Braiser behind her. Trésor readier her revolver, Fuilles opened the door, being careful not to expose herself. “Who gave you this,” she demanded.
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