Sunbird

This is a relatively small one, but restaurants that have no spoons. Eating mashed potatoes with a spork makes it difficult to actually get to all the potatoes.

Al Capone

What if we used the abbreviation ARCU instead of AU?

@Delightful This was my reaction when I watched Winter Soldier the first time and caught that:

I've zipped through a few more ranks since my last post in here... Sentient Awakened Object, Honorspren (though not necessarily in that order), and now Cryptic.

When you're struggling not to fall asleep at your desk at work, and your addled brain's knee-jerk response to flinching awake suddenly and seeing an open Internet window is to type in the URL for the 17th Shard.

Started reading The Diabolic by SJ Kincaid today, even though I still haven't finished J Scott Savage's Gears of Revolution that I started a few weeks ago. I feel like I'm in an "I don't feel like reading paper books, only ebooks" slump right now.

@Darkness Ascendant That's a major spoiler.... It should be spoilered.

Random announcement: we need to make the word "cremmy" a thing. It just makes sense: it sounds a lot like "crummy" and correlates to the Shard's replacing of the S-word with "crem."

Moar Joseph Ducreux memes! Spoilered for size. Maybe I should find a smaller version of the template...

When you dream that you walked into a trap because you weren't wearing your Oculator's lenses and didn't realize your guide was wearing Disguiser's lenses.

I saw this and enjoyed it: Still fiddling with the Sanderized ALL THE THINGS meme. I've now added an Aviar and a puff of Stormlight, and I gave Nightblood a purple glow just because it looks cool. Somebody help me this is addicting

That's great news, Quiver! I hope they implement it and that it reduces your work-related stress.

@valerieofavonlea In addition to Argent and Zmann's advice, my suggestion is bring a camera. Chances are there will be at least a few people in costume.

I feel like it would get lost among the metal vials. Maybe I could add some Stormlight puffing out of the mouth instead? OH! I could add one of the birds from Sixth of the Dusk!

As you wish. *bows*

Ooh, that's even better! Ok, added the straw-man on the bowler: I'm thinking of also adding a Seon floating beside him.

I like that idea. But where do I put him? Both hands are already occupied. I suppose I could draw a belt and attach the straw-man to it...

I present for your entertainment a Sanderfan version of the ALL THE THINGS meme template: Featuring Kaladin's spear, Wayne's bowler hat, Nightblood, a pair of Oculator's Lenses, and David's Superman necklace. Any additional suggestions for Sanderson-themed props are welcome.

Edit: I keep finding more inspiration for Sanderson memes on Facebook. Spoilered for size.

When you see this on Facebook and immediately think, "What is the purpose of Lashing a bunch of Pringles into a ring?"

Have y'all heard about the earthquake that hit New Zealand earlier today? Pretty big one, apparently, like over 7.0 on the Richter scale. The articles I've read so far don't mention any deaths as of yet, but it's caused some large waves.

@Kaymyth @bleeder I'm only 21 and people in my college classes still give me weird looks when I spout off a fact and then tell them I remembered it from high school. Most abbreviations I pronounce phonetically. So LOL sounds like loll, ROFL sounds like roffle, BRB sounds like burb, etc. Of course, some of them don't lend themselves to that way of pronunciation very easily. I always read S T F U as "stuff-OO" in my head, for example. This is also me:

This makes me so happy. I've been worried sick about you and Alex, so I'm really glad to hear that things seem to be going better for the moment. Also, I think everyone will enjoy this, but it's especially for @TwiLyghtSansSparkles