The Invested Beard

I know, it just all ends up seeming kind of...lecherous in the end. Like I said, it's just, like, my opinion man.

This.

Also this:

That was a long speech, you must be parched. Would you like some kool-aid?

It told me, "I am a stick".

Cannot upvote enough.

OOSB - Out of Sanderson Books. Leads to withdrawal.

When you go camping and start talking to a stick and all your buddies worry about you.

They "slatrify" achohol into something else. It's magical.

We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us. So true.

Yeah, I'm really in the camp of people saying "Please please please don't sleaze this thing up just for the sake of sleazing it up and trying to be like GoT." I understand that there are some adult things in the books, but there are tasteful ways of showing those things without making it completely inappropriate for younger audiences (Not super young I'm talking 12 and up). Also, I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I kind of hope they drop the whole polygamy thing. It never really seemed to pay off as being important to the story itself in a way that it would be missed. Might be my own moral convictions coming into play there, but my opinion for what it's worth.

Amen. I'd much rather sit down and have a rational discussion/theological debate than make fun of people.

*High five* I'll step in front of this bullet.

I hate to be that guy, but... I'm a musician and I don't really care for musicals. There. I said it.

So here's an idea: What if shardplate is the result of a two tier bond. Human bonds higher Spren to become Shardblade. Higher Spren then bonds lower spren to form a symbiotic relationship with the human as Shardplate. What if the Shardplate is actually bonded to the Shardblade/weapon spren?

Bogus Journey

I ca see them doing two books per season with some strategic trimming and shaping. 7 seasons sounds about right to me.

When people see something cute and exclaim in text, "Awe!"

So this actually brings something really interesting up. Does Hoid have some sort of issue with the nature/existence of Splinters? According to this conversation the Nightwatcher isn't specifically Cultivation so the unpleasant names wouldn't really be because of a past that Cultivation's vessel and Hoid had together. It's a seperate entity. Why does Hoid dislike Splinters/Slivers???

Should be interesting to see how this is handled. Hoping it's with respect and reverence.