Toaster Retribution

Welcome! As a lot of people have been saying, not being a native english speaker is not a problem (Im Swedish myself). Oh, and I agree, Kelsier is awesome!

Thanks, both of you. Now I get it!

When it comes to characters being drawn as white, I would assume it is because of two things. The first is that some people imagine others to like they do themselves. So some white people might imagine the characters to be white because that is normal for them. And also, the majority of the characters in other famous fantasy works are white, and that probably works as an influence too. The second is that some official artwork depicts the characters as white too (Michael Whelans WoR cover). That enforces the idea of the characters being white. Personally, I think it's okay for people to imagine the characters like they want to. I prefer fanart that resembles the book, but that is just me. Also, english is not my native language, so I never understood what marbled skin was, and I have trouble picturing the Parshendi because of this.

I dont really get the the thing åwith the Feruchemical aluminum. I know it stores connection, and I know that it can make metalminds usable by anyone, which is why Wayne can use the metalmind he finds in BoM. I just don't get the mechanics of it. Like, if an aluminum ferring fills a metalmind, could a gold ferring then store health in that same metalmind, and have anyone use it? This is probably poorly worded, but if someone tried to answer, it would be appreciated.

Ambition is splintered though, AU says that, and it also implies that Odium did the splintering. And a splintered shard lacks awareness as far as I know. If Ambition is the creator of the Irali (which I personally doubt) he is probably not actively trying to hide, since he doesnt really have a state of mind.

Also, one more thing: if we share Honorblades, do we share Oathstones too?

Can I be the Dustbringer? Also, does the fact that you are a Stone Shaman, and gives people Honorblades mean that we are all Truthless now?

You give me more credit than I deserve. I actually didnt know what a cylon was until I googled it five seconds ago (yes, toasters can use google) and I am totally, totally a cylon now.

Woth your recent behavior I started suspecting a new Reod in Elantris 2. Also, @Calderis I must confess that I dont know what a cylon is. That said, I am totally a cylon.

I mean cool as in cool-looking or cool-sounding, not the temperature. But then again, I am hardly surprised that you failed to understand it. Tell me, has your master been taken by the Shaod lately? Because that would explain your failure to understand. It might very well be so that I lack the capacity to understand your insults, but then I wonder why you bother insulting a toaster in tthe first place. ALL BREAD SHALL SUFFER!!!! There is really no need to worry about my mental state. I'm fine (and toasters dont have mental states).

Sazed, Hrathen, Jasnah, Kelsier and Wayne would be a cool conversation.

Actually, you are somewhat wrong, although I appreciate your concern: I seek retribution upon all kinds of bread, and I punish them for their crimes by toasting them (which is torture for a bread). I, in turn, still have concern for your ability to understand the purpose of this thread: I haven't seen an insult in quite a while. So please, I ask you: Insult me.

Yeah, I cant speak for the magic pony, but you are certainly right about toasters. They lack complex thought, and can only provide base services. However, I think this is an insult thread, not a wiki page about household machinery.

Im sorry to jump in and interrupt your wonderful talk with @ryshadium90 but I do people would be surprised if I turned out to be a cremling. As I make quite clear to those who are not blind (which excludes you) I am a toaster. And that prevents me from being a helpless "creature" since toasters aren't creatures, but machines.

You seem to know much about the wit of cremlings. Tell me, are you one yourself?

Greed is a dangerous thing, my friend.

How could Hoid become an Elantrian with lerasium?

Kelsier basically promises Spook immortality at the end of Secret History.

Im quite sure that Harmony is unable to leave Scadrial, so no, Odium wont be free if Rayse is killed. That said, that Odium is freed some other way, and receives a new holder is fully possible. Also, the WoB that @red032 posted is evidence against Odium being splintered before SA 6. I would still say however that I believe it to be likely that it is splintered in SA10.

Investing in planets and persons are possible, so I think this is plausible. That would probably mean that the first planet is one we haven't seen yet (Vax?). If we add that to Extesians theory it would mean Unknown planet, Nalthis, Taldain and Roshar.

Wait, Rashek had kids? Where did he hide those? Also, since Spook is presumably alive, my bet would be that he has worldhopped somewhere. He seems like the type who would like to travel around and see new places.

So far, basically everything about Ragnarok looks great, so I'm excited.

Is Kenton the only guy in White Sand with golden hair? If he is, I kind of feel that it is pretty weak evidence. I'm also not sure about Autonomy being the One. For one, she has blocked accsses to Taldain for unknown reasons. I can buy Nalthis though. So far, Nalthis and Roshar are pretty connected through story with Vasher and Nightblood on there, so I would not be surprised to see more Nalthis-related stuff on Roshar. I'm interested in two things though: 1. How Cosmere-aware are the Irali? 2. How will they become the One again, when they are done on planet 7?

Nope, they just have lightweight shardplate that covers the bare minimum :-D Jokes aside, good question, I actually dont recall chainmail being mentioned in the books.

What if the champions are going to engage in a pancake-eating competition? Then Lift is obviously the champion of Honor/Cultivation.