Darkness Ascendant

I started a ketek thread 6 months ago http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/38549-create-your-keteks-and-post-them-here/?hl=ketek#entry311697 So yeah, I like ur ketek btw

The colors got screwed soz

Thats appalling they must have been savages

I know u know me, u just don't know from where....

am i invited?

I, the Peasant, pledge my fealty to the Order of Knightblood I pledge my soul to fighting evil, wherever it may lie I pledge my heart into defending the innocent wherever they may cry I pledge my obsidian blades, Usurper, Purger and Arkhaion to this guild, whatever the circumstance I pledge my honour into fulfilling what is required no matter the happenstance I shall stand with my brothers and together we will rid this world of evil! Ready to topple some empires? Usurper....there aren't any empires to topple What about some evil kings? DID SOMEONE SAY EVIL????? Not someone Purger....that was Usurper, oh and there aren't any evil kings Their's Always Kim Jong Un He isn't a king Arkhaion, but he is evil.... should we kill him? YES!!!! Does he have an Empire? No he doesn't have an empire what about you Arkhaion? No, Kim Jong Un's Death would probably start World War III, But there's always Palpatine He sounds like he has an empire Arkhaion! He's from Star Wars WAR!!!! You know what screw it... I'm getting a headache....

I blame you. I blame you for all the inequality in this world I blame you for climate change I blame you for letting evil rule I blame you for letting our neighbours die I blame you.....for everything And yet.... I thank you I thank you for allowing me to live for so long I thank you for giving humans the idea of the video game I thank you......for everything

Welcome friend. Have a free cookie I look forward to what theories you create. I am hopeless at creating my own I am sorry but an Elder God cannot play or theory craft, they have responsibilities Plus why would they theory craft? They are gods no? They are the ones who can create at a whim, no theories involved.

...... You didn't get the third one. I am ashamed of you (Snakes on a plane)

Hell yeah I love Magic (though I play online most of the time) My favourite deck combo is red and white sooo.... what do people do here?

1. Doctor Victor Frankestein He was a dude who loved chemistry and Alchemy, He became obsessed with the idea of recreating human life through artificial means. After 2 years he began working on his dream and created Frankestein. But when the good doctor realised that he had created a monstrosity rather than another human being he flees. The Monster hunts Victor down and begs him to listen to his story( the monster isn't mindless as most people assume,just scary) and forces him to build him a female companion so FRankestein(the monster wouldn't have to live a lonely life 2.Opal Koboi (ARtemis Fowl) a megalomaniac pixie who basically wants to rule the word (and underworld), She is an extremely creepy pixie scientist who is willing to kill herself and race to rule the world (if confused just read the books) 3.Lex Luthor (DC) An evil businessman and part time mad scientist who wants to destroy SUperman because he sees him a threat to Luthor making the world a better place. In action he is evil but he in his head he doesn't believe he is evil. 4. Scarecrow(DC), a guy who practises unethical fear experiments on people and frequently terrorises Gotham thinking he is the God of Fear. Whoops, forgot my question lol Ummm...... Name 10 bosses from the Ratchet and Clank (seriously, if you have to look this up I will kill you)

"All those goats will be lost in time.....like tears in the rain" "Do I look like someone who cares what Goat thinks?" "Enough is enough, I've had it with these motherf@%*ing goats on this motherf$%&ing plane!" "I see dead goat" Does anyone know what movies these quotes are from? If so they get a 3 cent skin on CS GO lol

Don't worry, I don't plan on forgetting.....

My Reading List is jam packed for the coming weeks. Why? I need to read (almost) every single Brandon Sanderson book as well as Wheel of time. Will be reading The first 3 Mistborn Books The Reckoners series Elantris The Emperor's Soul Words of Radiance Wheel of Time as well as some short stories All in all 23 books. See you all in the next couple of months!

He sighed and rubbed his forehead, thinking of Emily always gave him a headache. Sure, they were the only Brits in this sector of Harmonia and the corner store was always well stocked with tea bags but at the rate Emily was going, There wouldn't be any tea left in the whole of the 7 Skyhauses. In fact another Skyhause was discovered last week called New Oz after the mythical place that was said to be hidden in the heart of the Immortal Storm. populated by gigantic armadillo's and flightless birds and weird hopping beasts. The people there were dark-skinned and painted themselves in bright colours. The Armada had quickly taken over the Skyhaus as the people were quite primitive although some rumours said they had Magi harnessers as well as a small colony of Thurkan Skyriders Ezmund chuckled softly to himself, everyone knew that magick did not exist. The whole world had already been explained by the Ancient Professors, in fact all the Skyhauses were held up by an acute gravimetric field created by the Gravitron field that was installed centuries ago by the Ancient Professors when the Great Flood had come. The only 'real' islands that remained were remains of massive mountains like Neverest and the Q4 mountain range. He finished off his cup and swished the dregs around, deep in thought. If the Gravitron Cores held up the original 7 Skyhauses then what held up the new one? Surely the Ancient ones had never been to the place..... Ezmund got up with a start realising that he had pondered for far too long and that it was time to go to work. He went to the bathroom and relieved himself, and then cleaned himself up. After getting dressed in his only Business suit he pushed his hair behind his ears, grabbed his hoverboard and left his apartment. "Hey Grag" Ezmund said in the nasally voice of hi. "Sup Ez", Grag replied, "Beautiful day aye?". "Indeed it is", Ezmund started up his sleek, black hoverboard and jumped out the window, placing the hoverboard under his feet. "Well I'l see you later for our D&D meeting later right?", he quired levitating outside the window. "Should be, unless something comes up" "Alright then, see you" Ezmund yelled, zooming past to the nearest skyport "See you too" Grag muttered moving away from the window to get to his job Ezmund zipped into the Skyport in under 10 minutes, wizzing past the gigantic Skyscrapers that dominated this sector of Harmonia, zooming over the occasional hoverpark where people walked their dogs. He checked into the port with his Opal card and jumped onto a skyship, ready to go to work.

For me I just need to be bothered. In fact I have a massive metaphorical portfolio that is my mind that is brimming with ideas for characters, settings, worlds and evil plots not to mention the occasianal idea for world dominatoion

Ah another vic- i mean Sanderfan. Welcome to the 17th Shard. Hope your stay is comfortable..... You say you don't fear anything yes? (we'll see bout that) May I point you to the Dark Alley, by far it is the friendliest place here, I hear they give out free baked goods, hmmm I wouldn't mind a choc chip muffin right about now although I would settle for a cookie. mmmmmm

I am going to start a story, you will continue it I will write a sentence or more, then someone will add and then next person will go and so on. P.S please keep it relevant not toooooo random, plus one might want to do descriptions you do not have to continue the adventure. Write in a way which another person can elaborate on don't wrap it up and go THE END Oh and I just thought of this just now Ezmund woke with a start, the nightmare had returned to torment him for another night. He shuddered and got up, realising he had fallen of his bed. Again. Wiping his sweaty brow he surveyed the warzone he called his bedroom. Dungeons and Dragons posters were splayed across the peeling wallpaper of his room, the digital clock on top of his cheap plastic chest of drawers fashioned to look like mahogany. He stretched, nearly hitting the low lying light atop his bed. Yawning he nearly tripped over the stacks of books that littered his bedroom floor. Cursing, he opened the door and stepped into the main room of his small two room apartment. He made himself a cup of black tea with milk in the traditional English style and dragged himself to the door to pick up the newspaper. He fell into a comfy armchair, sipped his tea and flipped through the paper. Nothing interesting. And now it's your turn. I won't mind if you describe Ezmund or give him a freakish personality, all part of the fun right? Can't wait to see what u guys come up with

Thank you, noone will bother stalking, of course I could be dead from alll that radioactivity

Sooooo.... what exactly goes on in this dark alley

I would like to join Also, What if we made a joint story, like one of us starts it with a paragraph and the next person writes the next paragraph and so on

ok that makes sense now

hear hear, that always ends up happening to me after all there is always someone one step ahead of you, no?