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Darkness Ascendant

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  1. Almighty have mercy! That sounds horrible, glad you survived to tell the tale.
  2. Ok..... I have no idea what is going on here. I started this with intentions of making up crazy excuses for Kobold's disappearance. And then he returned.....(the evil thing) Then we started to talk about people's parents being on the Shard And then we had some weird crem from the internet And thee did speak of being olde And marshmallow people for too long a time And then the Llama song? really? Oh and what's Charlie the Unicorn?
  3. This is my 300th post. YAY I now need help to get to at least 300 rep just to keep things balanced
  4. Confucious say, man who eat many goats, get good run for money Confucious say, take many goats to build crib, but one screw to fill it Confucious say, Those who quote me are goats
  5. I never realised this thread would continue since I left 7 months ago. Well now I'm back andI will begin to fling out the Bad Jokes (They're like my cousins who come in dozens) I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
  6. When you are about to be bashed, you threaten the oppressors that if they don't back off you will go super sayan on them. And then when they stand around confused you run away to watch anime another day. That last sentence almost rhymed/assonated
  7. Yes Honorsprens aren't sticks lies actually taste like chocolate, unless your lactose intolerant Want to destroy evil tomorrow? Just break my brain already Oh Hell no Odd IS beautiful and articulate Books ARE my friends 17th Shard IS the real world... isn't it? Why not both? I will make sure you will The Knights Awkward....shall never rise..... unless I say so 10/10
  8. Once a goat, always a goat Hasta la vista, goat Say hello to my little goat Cage- "But sir, he's got a goat..." Forsythe- "Well what have you got? A %$@%ing water pistol? "Good?Bad? I'm the guy with the goat" "It's a trick! Get the goat" Well, It's not the goats in your life that count, it's the life in your goats
  9. Zane? I am gonna guess this one Hoid? (Propelled into the real world)
  10. Everyone says I am a nerd Beryllium not
  11. Humanity is waaaaayyyy past reconcilation and hope The best thing we can do is demolish everything and build a glorious empire above the ruins I dibs Lord Ruler
  12. Armeggedon Outta here was fricken amazing pardon me Although the original reason for me reading it was the pun at the front....
  13. The Full Metal Rithmatist, cousin of the rare Full Metal Alchemist Natural habitat includes the mythical bedroom and the forsaken forum known as the 17th Shard Specimen displays a natural aptitude for poetry and reading Warning, is known to deconstruct random people
  14. Radiant's had squires ^ I have this l --------------------------------------l that arrow was legit the best I could do, I spent 2 minutes thinking about how to do it
  15. Same here, my fave would have to be Band of Thieves
  16. Then I'll definitely consider it after I finish the books mentioned at top
  17. Everyone should upvote me 200000000 times. Cause I'm me
  18. are the Howling commandos agents? In that case my first answer would have been Dum dum Dugan
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