Darkness Ascendant

Galantis Peanut butter jelly. Random thing. The labor day joke had nothing to do with it.

I'm not sure whether anyone noticed. But I was joking at the time I posted it.

Sariath. Something I wPuld expect to see in a Garth nix novel. Particularly the old Kingdom. I like it

Welcome to your new home.....……

She was a 'beeeeeeeep'. Anyway. The first person that comes to mind is Thanos. HE IS THE SICKEST VILLAIN ALIVE. HIS WHOLE LIFE STORY IS EVIL.JUST READ THANOS RISING. I woe the day I picked up that comic... Spoilers ahead Ugh, he is disgusting.

A couple of months ago I wrote this story (and have recently fixed it up) in my English class. The topic was to create a brand new myth based on old ones. So I created this. And I liked it so much I have decided it would be an epic prequel to a series based on Norse mythology based on modern Earth, or Midgard. Here it is.Ragnatok.txt SO what do u think? The prequel hasn't been completed obviously and it looks good I think. But I wanted to have some feedback to improve it or generally see if people would read the ideas that float around my mind. What happens after this text? So Ragnarr trains for the next 30 days with the Valin. He then fights in Ragnarok and breaks the fabric of reality, razing all of the realms except Midgard, where all the deities and Jotuns and monster etc. etc. are transported with new bodies. Here the Aesir take the form of spirits that bond with humans and give them immense power. These humans are worshipped as gods in ancient times. Now, in 2016, The next generation of conduits have sprouted and the gods have selected the hosts. But Jormungandr has been corrupted and now seeks to take over the world with the aide of the Jotuns, demons and other evil spirits. Jormungandr has also taken the new name of Ouroborus. So the new heroes try and stop Ouroborus. Kind of like Rick Riordan's 'the Kane Chronicles' come to think of it..... So. If you have any questions and are (most probably) confused by my ramblings, feel free to ask any questions here. I will be willing to answer. Thanks!!

I am sacred now. Thank god Brandon wrote this, not Stephanie Meyer. Twilight was so.....!@##$%@^!%^^&!^&^&@^&^*!^ &*^!^*&&!(&*(@@!&*^^*(@*()*!(^*@^(@&&*!^&*!.... Phew

Welcome to your new domain. You will find yourself spending more time here than with your family. You are now feeling sleepy... very , very sleepy.... now go and join your comrades and enforce Brandon Sanderson on the people of the world. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (cough, cough). Have a free upvote.

OMFG. Cannot believe I didn't start reading this earlier. These are amazing and hilarious at the same time. Wish I had thought of them first lol Would anyone mind if I start a meme series on Warbreaker? (or is it already done?) I just started reading it and so far it has been.......strange.....for a fantasy book.....

I still cant make myself pick up Lord of the RIngs. The Hobbit was good though. The only things I know about LotR are Gandalf and YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Sorry for double posting. I swear it was a complete accident. If you could delete posts then I would (I dont want to hide this)

I wish you could add more answers. Generally, I prefer Fantasy, Sci-fi, Dystopian, Humourus and Adventure books although the occasional spy thriller. SCI FI FTW!!

Haven't read a Terry Pratchet book in a while..

Decomposing...heheheh.....

SPREAD IT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY.

Welcome to the forums. Have a free upvote and a cookie. Don't bother putting it through a metal detector......

Wait, u have rocket launches? What sort of rockets..... I'll take this wherever I go, figuratively, not literally. Wait. Buzzkill' san insult from where ur from? Say it here in Australia and everyone will look at u weirdly.

Today I did half of my friends assignment. It's due tomoz. He is a jerk and I don't know why I helped him. Guess it's all that goodness in my heart....

Uhhh, Not sure who 'he' is, but I never said it had to not include Brandon Sanderson....

Who's Hayden? (jks)

When you talk about Stephen Hawking's black hole theory and everyone's like-

HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE YOU??OMG and I don't even have time to build a minifigure!!

What do u call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile How do u know diarrhea is hereditic? It runs in ur jeans! What. Did. Batman, say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car.