The Honor Spren

Why? I mean, it's a super cool name, but why Octarine? Edit: Nevermind

Awesome you're here! READ STORMLIGHT. Would you like a bookie? They book shaped cookies that taste like you favorite characters! For example, a Vin bookie would taste like insecurity and pure badchullery. We have a no spike guarantee! Well, unless you choose a Marsh. READ STORMLIGHT, SYLPHRENA IS THE BEST.

Lark. Do it. This is the Shard here. It breaks all the rules of internet manners, by actually being considerate of people. THere will be critiquing. But it will be good for you.

When people ask me how I function with going to sleep at 12am and waking up at 5am:

Those are a thing? I must make one!And I'll be sure to visit yours too. Edit: Which thread is yours?

He gets pummeled by Stormgate's elder god, and Hoid fixes the machine himself. *inserts coin like we were supposed to*

. . . This thread has been dead for a while, but I thought maybe since we have some new people here, maybe we could start it up again?

I edited it a little, Does it work now?

Sorry this is late Twi, I've had stuff all day:

I'm glad you're here! And that is a very impressive way to learn english.

It comes out even awesomer than before: *inserts lame memes*

I'm the only person who checked the third option . . .

Congrats, Morzathoth! I vote Firstrainbowrose next.

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Maggie was just hefting the pack over her shoulder, when Opalescenda, her awkward spren who looked suspiciously like a fairy, came flitting up to her. "Heya! Where are you going dressed like that?" The little spren asked. Maggie glanced down at her yoga pants and T-shirt. "What's wrong with eight-bit Szeth?" Opal rolled her eyes. "Not that, your shoes. You aren't wearing any." "Shoes are for the weak. Let's go." Maggie started walking down the winding road leading away from Keep Awkward. Opal zipped along right behind her."But what about all the rocks there are to trip on? All those people down in the city! You shouldn't even be going down to Guildonia City at all! You have books to read! Character flavored cookies to bake! Left handed gloves to sew!" Maggie struggled to control her breathing."It-it should be fine. I'll just go down to the Dark Alley, give them some Marsh bookies as a sign of my goodwill, then check up on the AlleyWatcher division of the Knights to make sure that they're staying awkward. And there shouldn't be too many people out, this early in the morning, right?" She promptly tripped and started rolling down the hill. Opal was right. I really should have worn shoes.

Maggie looks up from trying (unsuccessfully) to stick a glove onto her left hand. The fingers were just too short. She narrows her eyes. Fi was so different on the video game. What happened to them? "Welcome, Kydenath!, I'm gonna guess you read through our lovely thread before joining, so would you like a bookie? This one's--" Maggie's face turns green as she gags. "Never mind, that's a Straff Venture." She pauses to shudder. "I've never tasted something that bad in my entire life."

Happy Birthday Lark! Edit: Allomancy, let me tell you the secret: Be on the shard all day everyday, getting nothing else accomplished.

Looking at the top reps, there's a person called Swimmingly near the top. The only place I've ever seen him is in some older threads. Anyone know what happened to him? He must have been pretty active at some point to have gotten so high up. . . .

I found the perfect insult for Twi to use when she needs to get rid of a super annoying person: "You know, I'm really starting to think of you as family." "Aw, that's so--" "Yes, I can't stand my family."

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*curls into a ball and cries*

Thank you! But I'm finally out. My arm still aches a little from the IV fluids, and and I feel sort of queasy from I don't know what, but I needed no surgery! Yay! EDit: And I found this fabulous rainbow . . . shrimp?

I didn't read it! . . . I get scared easily, I just do it so I can sleep at night. Being in the hospital for possible problems with my appendix can get really boring.