The Honor Spren

THis is funny. And it's about flirting. I think it should go here.

GUYS. DON't START IT YET. I am sort of tired of admin . . . closing . . . lockups . . . stuff.

While we're at it, we might as well have one on american politics. Ooh! And one on World Politics too! Actually, you guys should watch this one first:

Yo me dormiré.

I just got a 68% on my Spanish exam, which is 68% more than I expected, so that's good.

After making a few equestria girls in my favorite profile picture maker, I feel rather accomplished.

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Just get it on kindle or another ebook format. It's delivered to your device instantly. And then afterwards, your copy arrives and you can just flip through the book and reread your favorite parts. It's what I do every time.

Going back to this because I missed it before. We arrange it in the way we say it: January twenty-fifth, two thousand fifteen. Plus we like to confuse people. It's funner that way. A comic from Murderous Maths illustrates this idea brilliantly. Different Characters in different colors. What shall we measure capacity in? How about 'gulps'? I think 'plops' sounds better. How about 'galooshes' for big amounts? Hang on! I've thought of a great trick! I've weighed out one ounce of water. Let's call it a fluid ounce. Brilliant! So simple! But the clever bit of the trick is that we'll have 20 ounces to the pint, 2 pints to a quart, and four quarts to the gallon . . . Can't you make it 10 ounces to a pint? And 10 pints to the gallon? It'd make the sums simple and be easy to remember. NO! Where's the fun in that?

Neither of my parents showed up to my birth!

Oh My gosh.

That's no goat . . . that's a spaceship! Let it goat! Let it goat! Can't hold it back any moat!

Another thing we muricans do that probably annoys people:

I agree with Mist. Measuring height, for instance, centimeters are just too small. Feet are a more convenient size. I might actually like the metric system better, if decimeters were commonly used. Edit: wow, I need to read the post above mine more often. Edit 2: Delightful, that would be 12 inches a foot, three feet a yard, and 5280 feet in a mile. We like to make things interesting.

I like where you're going with this.

That's too long of a wait!

I have dreamed about doing that for so long.

I don't think I'll ever be able to meet you guys. Or at least not for a long time. I should probably learn how to drive first . . . Also, I'm contemplating making a Shardblade. Anyone know good tutorials for making fantasy swords?

The only way I will ever be on a cruise is if my mom gets discount tickets. Despite my home location, I've never actually been on a cruise . . .

About time! Loved it. Also, has anyone else seen the Google logo for today? I'm not sure if everyone gets the same one, but it has peppers on the front? It's a game! And super addicting. Edit: I got all the way to level 5!

Don't forget the protagonist who is the most specialest person in the world!