The Honor Spren

You forgot about rutabagas! I am offend! You will apologize with boots!

Do not except those cookies.(I don't actually know why you shouldn't I just know that you're not supposed to.)

. . . I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW AT LEAST HIS NAME WASN'T THE PINK PINKNESS ARE YOU STALKING ME MISTER? (Don't answer that)

Welcome . . . Kind of. Have an upvote for . . . Existing?

NO READ THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE FIRST. #BestCosmereBookEverAndNotSayingSoIsBlasphemyAgainstTheCosmereUniverseEvenThoughTheAlcatrazSeriesIsAwesomeToButItsNotCosmereSoYeah (We are competing for the longest hashtag right?) Welcome and have an upvote!

Have you ever read the Alcatraz series? I think you might like it. Also, hello and have an upvote.

Hello there! welcome! (Not sure if I should be welcoming to only joined a few days ago. . .) Have an upvote. Do you know about the most awesome character ever a.k.a. Hoid?

Okay, does this count? One scene in particular stood out to me after I read the Alcatraz series. "You!" he said, pointing to the driver. "Me!" the King's Wit replied from where he sat holding the reigns. I find this unnaturally funny, because in Alcatraz they have a very similar scene that goes: I froze in the middle of the hallway. "Kaz!" I exclaimed. "Me!" he exclaimed back. "Idiots!" Bastille said, pointing at both of us. That's not good enough for you eh? Okay, here are a few Wit quotes that HAVE to make you laugh. If you don't you're soulless. ". . . Does the king know you're back?" "Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasm fiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence." "That sounds . . . hard." "Yeah, the storming things have a real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation." "I have no idea what you just said" "Yeah, the storming things have a real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation." "That doesn't help Wit." "Wit--" "What your implying I HURT the poor fellow?" "Well, no," Adolin said. "Exactly. Besides I'm quite certain he's got the ropes undone by now." "Stormfather!" "No, I'm Wit. But I understand how easy a mistake that is to make." And last but not least: "Has no one does my son a service and assassinated you yet?" "No, no assassins yet." Wit said, amused. "I guess I've already got to much chull-sass of my own."

Ugh, me too. I guess you could say I'm a half breed. My dad is light bluey-gray; my mom is a dark hazel. . .

I'm right over here Kaladin!

1. Does Hoid have a favorite food? 2. I've noticed that on Roshar men's food is usually spicy while women's food is mostly sweet. Are there any types of deserts that men are allowed to eat? Are there any unisex foods? 3. Do they have bacon on Roshar? 4. Will Shallan ever learn that not all birds are chickens? 5. Will we ever see multi world interaction in a book? (Besides Hoid) 6. Is it possible for shard-holders to have children?

So. . . I really need to know, is White Sands going to happen? I mean, I know that the graphic novel will be published someday, but will the NOVEL novel ever come out? I also know that you can send him an email asking for it. Also, is that an unfinished draft, or a story for only "The Most Elite of Cosmeronauts"? Those of you who know,PLEASE tell me, and refrain from saying any spoilers, because I know that Brandon has vetoed that. Thank you!!!!!

Thank you for telling me how!

Does a 17th shard account count as a Coppermind account? (Counts all around! )

Advice: when reading cosmere, LOOK FOR A CHARACTER NAMED HOID. He is not in Shadows for Silence or Sixth of Dust. But besides that, if you look closely YOU WILL FIND HIM.

TheYoungBard Posted Yesterday, 03:14 PM I take it you enjoyed Alcatraz, then? Why yes, I am rather fond of Alcatraz "So instead of fighting, you can bribe the ninjas with some soy sauce, and send them to attack your younger siblings instead. That way, you can get rid of some unwanted soy sauce. See how easy it is to avoid violence?"

Girls, girls you're both pretty. Calm down.

*states boldly* I would join this group as a reference caller. Will ye except me?

True

My favorite Surge? Gonna have to go with either gravitation or progression (can't decide! ) Oh! I just realized that I never put my favorite character! Hoid. I mean he's awesome. You just cannot beat a funny, mysterious person who is older than he looks and travels through time and space . . . wait. Have I seen this some where before?

What are cookies?

Hello everybody! I'm really exited to finally have an account on here! So stuff about me: I read all of Sanderson's books (or at least all the ones available on the kindle store). My favorite of his series is Stormlight. Bacon is awesome. And my favorite color is purple.

even though I am a good singer in real life, I think my talent would be to sing incredibly off key. I would be able to make people go deaf and bleak glass, and stuff like that.