Sarcasm

I had a dream two nights ago, where I was a Windrunner, and I lashed my friends (People from real life) to fences and trees while eating sticks. Too much Words of Radiance before bed? You bet. 

Chull dung. (Rock)

Music is a pretty big part of my life. I've played  piano ever since I was four, and I would like to think I'm pretty good.  I also play flute, piccolo, recorder, and harmonica. I'm thinking of learning violin over the summer.

And I may or may not have shattered my mouse by throwing it at the wall...

"I'm also experiencing issues with "Brandon Sanderson Facts," and all my posts are taking forever to load.  And there also seems to be an issue with the rep, which appears to be frozen. 

Edit: Never mind. Took me 4 tries though.

Yeah. And I'm also encountering "There was a problem storing your reputation vote." 

You DID NOT just downvote it, did you?

An...unconvered safehand? Scandalous! What has this world come to!

Next thing you know, your sister is going to find your Shardplate in her laundry... 

When you knock a jar of ink all over your hands, and your first thought is, "It's Bluefingers! Nalthis is sending me a message via extraterrestrial activity!

Great ideas! Another idea of mine is that you could up the questions for creating an account a bit more, as the current answer is extremely easy to find out by looking up. You could ask questions that only true Sanderfans would know, but I can't come up with any. Just a thought. 

Does it count as "looking it up" if I got it from reading an astronomy book yesterday, then just found this question today? If not, then

I am not an identity thief!  What I do is great art... Forgery. You need to accept that the soul of the debit card WANTS to be Brandon Sanderson. You must take that in account. (Emperor's Soul) 

When you customize your debit card to have Brandon's face on it. Which does NOT make me weird. Or a stalker.

Firefight spoiler:

Slight thread necromancy here, but I think that with this type of power, Epics believe that they are immortal. Could it be that when

Congrats! Now you can hopefully devote more time here... hope to see you around more! 

For a very good reason. The Reckoners isn't Cosmere. None of the books set on Earth or a parallel version of Earth (Legion, Reckoners, Rithmatist) are Cosmere. 

I nominate Brandon Sanderson for his dedication to his fans and his work, and delivering AMAZING books books in a short period of time, but still maintaining UNBELIEVABLE quality. And, may I point out that that he's the reason why we're all here, and how we even met each other and made all these friends.

You know you're a Sanderfan when the first question you ask a guy on a date is if he's ever pooped his pants before.

Um. Maximum Ride?

Like when your teacher refuses to let you use the Way of Kings for a paper, and when the principal refuses to make Sanderson reading mandatory, despite the multiple persuasive letters and copies of the Stormlight Archive you send him.