Sarcasm

It's a reference to the Diagram, a set of instructions followed by one of the secret societies in the Stormlight Archive. Excerpts from the Diagram were used as the chapter leads for part of Words of Radiance, ending with notes like "from the Diagram, Book of the Second Desk Drawer" or "West Wall Psalm of Wonders." (It was found written all over every surface in the society leader's room one morning.)

 

You might consider adding a spoiler tag on that, just to be safe. 

If we were on Scadrial, I would definitely pick Mistborn. It would be harder to find metals of the correct alloys on Earth, and there wouldn't be any of the God Metals... having Atium would be awesome. I like Allomacy better as a power, but the disadvantage of being on Earth would make me more likely (and unwillingly) to choose Feruchemy  

I have a brief question about Epic weaknesses,

I'm not sure if this was mentioned in Firefight or not, but any theories or speculations would be awesome! Thanks!  

Any others in Colorado, or am I alone here?

Yes! Colorado here!

How, why, 

Do you have four sets and are missing one, or do you have seven pairs?

I have them in different formats, and every one serves a different purpose. I think I have an eBook, an audio, a signed copy, a hardback, a really battered on that was my first, one that I lend out to people, and one that I use for normal reading that's covered in sticky notes and highlighting and graffiti (Mainly Allomantic symbols, glyphs, and Aons  ). I'm kind of OCD when it comes to books    I only have 4 sets of Words of Radiance. It's kind of disappointing.

I was just playing around with my settings, and on a whim, I just decided to input my birthday on my profile. Later, I tried to withdraw it, but unfortunately, the "day" section wouldn't let me remove it. If someone could change it, that would be awesome. Thanks!

You know you're a Sanderfan when you cower in terror when someone says "Obliterate" 

"Obliterate." FEAR ME!    

For some strange reason, I have a feeling that Knighthawk will actually turn out to be David's mother. I have no evidence to support this, it's just a thought, so feel free to critique.

I just finished rereading Firefight for the sixth time, and I realized that we never hear much about David's mother. We know that she died a year before Calamity's rise (I think), and so I was wondering if her death or her work was somehow linked to the creation of Calamity, and maybe David would find something about his link with his mother which would help him shut down Calamity or something. If Brandon was to be really cliche, he could have her come back in Calamity, and show how she faked her death and launched Calamity, and blah blah blah, but I'm pretty sure that would be too unoriginal for Brandon. Any thoughts?

So if Harry Potter is a seeker, and Ron's a keeper...this just got a little more complicated. 

Were they the right alloys?

Of course. I even had to make a special trip to the Pits of Hathsin for some Atium.

"You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way."

-Breeze 

He leads without ruling. He's definitely my favorite character of all time because of his earnestness and devotion.

It'd be really fun to see some Alcatraz related ones also. 

When you start looking sideways at people with earrings, wondering if they're slowly being led astray by ruin....

When you swear you can hear Ruin's voice in your head every time you put on earrings...

The highest rank should be the STICK

I'm no expert on this, but as I was reading Words of Radiance, I noticed that it was common for people to have one light-eye and one dark-eye, as well as streaks of mixed hair colors. For a human on Earth, this would be very rare, and only plausible in the case of a mutation. Are people on Roshar different than people on Earth, and if so, will we see greater effects of it besides hair and eye color? 

When you sprain your wrist punching the wall after reading the death of a favorite character. And a concussion. From slamming your head into a wall.