Cheese United

Hey if you're looking for TV shows you don't need to think about, I'd suggest Parks and Rec. Or if you want to start a new thing, Stargate. The movie, and then the tv show.They're both great. Also since you'll be hyped up on drugs, I'd try to read something that doesn't require much thought: The Inheritance Cycle. Imagine LotR, but with Rand 'al Thor as the main character. It requires no thought, and waas written by a 15 year old. Good fun

Welcome to the forum! I'd really suggest you read something non-Cosmere, try Steelheart sometime. Have some upvotes! Prepare for some very polite conversations.

Granted. You are afflicted by all of your banes. I wish to be able to see the future (

Granted, but you now never have a chance of getting a girlfreind in your hometown; James seduced ALL of them. I wish I could run really fast forever

Not how I see it. The shard of communism gives everyone the exact same power. However, Odium splintered the Shard, so it really only works in theory. The splinters of Communism usually end up dictators. (except lennon)

well if funkindofevil is trying to Thread Necro... Shard of Pizza Shard of Cheese United Shard of randomly interrupting serious RPs with stupid posts and getting pushed off buildings Shard of DA' 'CHOPPA. (The closer you get to it, the more powerful you are )

Buy. He'll just be a dude with a misleading name 'cause no one will suspect his actual powers. Spook will have a pretty big Cognitive Shadow, that will hopefully be hanging out with Kell's Shadow

Well you see about the cookies: They are delicous and nutrisiuoios hahaaha no. Don't touch them. They may or may not be Hemalurgically spiked. maybe. Have a zucchini, a welcome to the forum! And some good old upvotes! (Don't eat the cookies though if you don't want to be Ruin's slave and/or intern)

We know spren look different in Shadesmar, but do cognitive Sahdows look different from the people they once were? (eg. Does kelsier look different as a Shadow)

Granted. Your apocalypse crew is trying to survive the velicoraptor disease you posted about above. You will come out with your life, but maybe not your sanity. Your crew includes John Hammond, Satan, Mr. Satan, Aren jaeger, an enviromentalist, a Titan, Batman, and Wax/Wayne. Eventually, Eren and the tiatan end up killing one another, but not before it is discovered that Batman Wax, and Wayne have teamed up to fight injustice. They leave the velicoraptor alone as it is not evil, just acting on it's nature. John Hammond became immortal, and keeps getting killed by thee raptor, but still screams at you anytime you try to harm. Being immortal your attacks don't work against him and he is able to save the raptor. He still talks about how great jurrasic park will be. Satan just flies around possesing you and making you do the pelvic thrust. Mr Satan keeps screaming his own name to cheering crowds and bugging everryone. You cannot kill yourself, as Batman won't allow it. "It's nt justice" You go insane and end up joining the velociraptor in tearing up the carrcassses of humans. I wish I had the power to do my hair without touching it

Okay I hadn't thought of that but yeah. Sliver, and ruler of an empire for 1000+ years? Man's got to have a bigger Cognitive Shadow then Kelsiers Ego. But without Ruin driving him crazy, he doesn't seem like the type to just kill. Now if he thought that Bloody Tan waas in some way 'superiour' to the other humans...

Nice theory. I see you've really put some thought into it. I agree with you on most parts, but I do think it has some ties to the Cognitive as well. Remember that Dalinar would be found thrashing about and speaking in ancient languages when he was in the visions. The thrashing at first looks just Physical, but it could be that some of your Cognitive aspect is their too, and it's bleedig through to the Physical Realm. Maybe it's split in some way between Dalinar and vision!Dalinar? I don't pretend to completely undesrtand the Realmatics though, so I'll leave you to prove me false in some waay or other

A astral projection of a slice of cheese appeared thought the wall " it would have been wise to leave with the spikes haired one.... Wooooooooooohh The futuwe I s now uncweawww..... Woooooooohhh" the cheese slice vanished in a ninja poof, still making annoying noises

Have some delicious upvotes! Also don't trust those who give you cookies unless you want to get involved in some weird RP forum stuff. Who's your favorite character in WoK? (BTW if it's Sadeas you can have as many cookies from the panda as you want.) Weclome to the forum!

Yeah I'd probably have to run into a room ful of 6 feet spiders (Shudders) Not happening. And yeah, Fortuity always kind of confused me. Probably just a cremling to begin with

You know you're a Sanderfan when you hear about the 'Spike Weekend' at Fleet Feets and think that the DA is going to have a field day with this one.. And not the particularly safe kind either. Also, Fleet.

Yeah. With newton at least we already knew most of the stuff in the profile form Firefight. However, anything on obliteration would be really cool...

Oh man. 17th Shard meet up, Sandercons, the whole shebang. The only thing that would make it better was if Robert Jordan's ghost came and told us he was going to come. I imagine meeting a ghost would be rather cool. But yeah, that'd be something most people would probably be down with that.

Hellooooooooooooo! Welcome to our love'ly forum! Have some upvotes! Who's your favorite character physicskid?

Light weaving (Yolen) and Lightweaaving (Roshar )

I see the DA is continuing to corrupt the newcomers... Welcome to the forum!

Yea it's been a while since I read HoA, but I suppose the blood would just depend on the spike type and location.

True, true. Now that I think about it , Marsh gets his eye spike ripped out and he's fine. But he has healing. And spook's was in his shoulder.

I always thought that Marsh was trying to bring Hemalurgy back to the world, independent of the set

You know I've always thought it would be cool if the DawnShards pre-dated Adonalsium. I don't know why, but it just seemed like a cool idea.Kind of like the Hoid's of the before time: Sort of wandering around doing things, and occasionally helping out.