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  1. Cheese United
    Dang. Kobold is actually Adonalsium. wow.
  2. Cheese United
    Unbeknownst to the dancing nobles, Cheese had secretly replace all the chocolate with sugar free chocolate. He had then proceeded to eat all 1,378 chocolate bars, 15 cakes, 1 ton of the ice cream, all the mousse, and all 10,324 cups of chocolate pudding. He regretted nothing. How a simple slice of cheese had managed this even he didn't know.
  3. Cheese United
    Cheese was Confused. Why was no one coming to him with their money, begging him for their new drug, er I mean Root Beer. "Those monsters. They must have somehow found more root beer while I was off DJ'ing for Queen Elsa.
  4. Cheese United
    The Root Beer bar, proud sponsor of the Haiku association of America. And other countries
  5. Cheese United
    Eh. I'm fine without top notch graphics, just so long as the story and gameplay are able to make up for it. If he's basing it off of InFAMOUS though, well let's just say that IT WOULD BE STORMING AWESOME.
  6. Cheese United
    The Cheese sat back quietly, nursing his cup and cackling to himself. Little did those fools know that he had secretly replaced all of the melonslice root beer with regular root beer. Soon they would come to him for the drink, and then they would have to pay the ultimate price: $1.50
  7. Cheese United
    DJ Cheese saw all, even the chocolate disappearing. However, he was too absorbed in his strange music to care. All he wanted was the root beer.
  8. Cheese United
    Hello and welcome to the 17th Shard! It's nice to see someone else who didn't know as much as they thought they did until they came here! Have some upvotes.
  9. Cheese United
    I'm not insane! Geez, why does everyone think I'm insane! Maybe you're insane, you ever thought about that? Huh? Did ya? Cheese was not happy that people still thought he was insane.
  10. Cheese United
    "It tastes like heaven in a dip man. Not like that crap Copenhagen stuff."
  11. Cheese United
    Hey man, I make a pretty mean dip.And also he's managed to convince himself he's not insane becuase I'm too lazy to actually try and write an insane character. let's hope this color thing works
  12. Cheese United
    Cheese watched on from the shadows, silently weeping even as he sipped his melonslice root beer. 'A pox on these allergies of mine!" He thought. Then he sneezed. Luckily he had taken his pills.
  13. Cheese United
    "He's not normal. He's insane. Unlike me." Cheese popped in before he could answer, annoying everyone.
  14. Cheese United
    That's like asking me to pick my favorite slice of pizza: impossible.
  15. Cheese United
    Welcome individual! I, a human individual, am glad to be joined by one other of my kind. Be welcome at the seventeenth Shard human! Hey. Have an upvote
  16. Cheese United
    Thank you hero. We are eternally grateful! But I'm not insane
  17. Cheese United
    Well I have to use my IPad a lot becuase I have no laptop. Can I just type that it's in blue if those don't work. Cause otherwise this could get akward
  18. Cheese United
    Cheesy Rogers has joined the party. Wait wrong game. Cheesy Rogers is the only aspect who isn't crazy. And he'll make you very aware of that fact. Also, is it possible to change the color of your posts on mobile?
  19. Cheese United
    Actually I'm not a wizard. I'm a Returned individual who traded away his physical body for that of a cheese for the ability to remember my visions of the future. I'm also a Zucchini-born
  20. Cheese United
    "No. It's that one giant spren that Axies sees." Cheese mumbled
  21. Cheese United
    Hey Redbird got it. His name was forten I think.
  22. Cheese United
    Granted. You're never Upvoted again. I wish I had time to do things
  23. Cheese United
    Awakening for an instant, Cheese managed to grumble out: "I'll take three snow cones on my face please." He promptly fainted yet again
  24. Cheese United
    Man that's actually really cool. Good luck!
  25. Cheese United
    Awaken a mannequin with the command: steal yo besties girl. Watch as a YA love triangle forms. Then steal the girl yourself. Forge your freind to be your servant, then get them to give you the last slice of pizza. Awaken the last slice of pizza with the command "ruin friendships."
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