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  1. Cheese United
    Cheese too was unsure of what formal greetings were used here in the court of Newcago. Left with no other option, he could only reply with the "answer-that-always-worked in-any-occasion" patent pending "Yo"
  2. Cheese United
    Your haikus move me to tears Brightness.
  3. Cheese United
    Cheese popped in to the conversation at the last second, snatching Screw's root beer as it was handed to him. "Yea so how's it going Winter? I've been stalking your pack and they seem pretty sad." So saying, he downed his root beer in one gulp and promptly fainted to the floor, unable to handle his drink becuase he was a slice of cheese.
  4. Cheese United
    Sorry this took so long guys. A druggie
  5. Cheese United
    "If you're feeling real risky, you can even put that there melon on a slice of this here pizza"
  6. Cheese United
    It comes with olives if you want it to have olives. I have a little portable pizzeria that I take with me to parties of this variety.
  7. Cheese United
    "Well I don't know too many moves, but I'm a swagadacious dj. Also I make a mean 15-layer bean dip. Do 't ask what the layers are though. I won't indulge my secrets."
  8. Cheese United
    I hope she becomes a worldhopper, but it's more likely she'll die. She would definetly be mentioned in WOR in my opinion if she wasn't dead. Unless she's hangin' on some other world.
  9. Cheese United
    Hey! Welcome to the fabulous forum that fills our time with frivolous frolicking! Have an Upvote!
  10. Cheese United
    Speaking of confidence, Cheese United has joined the party! "Anyone want a peanut? I brought peanuts and pizza. Zucchini pizza. Can't go wrong with that stuff."
  11. Cheese United
    We should make Brightness the official Root Beer Bard.
  12. Cheese United
    The cheese ambled in. "sure is a lot of hailing and whatnot going on around here... And all I'm here for is for the food."
  13. Cheese United
    I cried a little Kobold.
  14. Cheese United
    Brandon once ate a pizza. That's enough to to make him awesome in my book. But... For the scene when Kaladin first discovers Stormlight inhalation ,Brandon did his research by binding an author spren and swearing the oath: I will write what makes others fall. I will hold the Sanderson's laws above all else. I will kill off your favorite characters, and you will love it.
  15. Cheese United
    Have no fear Curiosity! We will never succumb to the ways of carrotalurgy, for that is a boring vegetable. Also becuase I fear getting spiked would do nasty things to my already strange spirit Web
  16. Cheese United
    Granted. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to your house however and it blew up. Twice. I wish I had MM 3D
  17. Cheese United
    Granted. He wins first place for most delicous pig, in a contest between it and a frog. I wish I had time to play all my video games I own but haven't beaten.
  18. Cheese United
    You make Adolin look like a cremling You're the high storm to my Kaladin When I asked the Nightwatcher for the perfect gift, I was hoping you would show. ( but instead I got some pizza ) "Name's Lopen gancho!" Did it hurt when you were forced to tortured for ages along with the other Heralds?
  19. Cheese United
    So apparently Kobold is evil now according to those italicees... Kobold! I challenge thee to a duel, to win HIM his honor back! Sarcasm at ten paces, Tommorow at dawn! Unless I procrastinate. Return a slice of Cheese.... Oh Woops that's me. Awaken the dishes with the command "wash" and then wash them yourselves becuase they aren't doing it right
  20. Cheese United
    Granted. All your friends turn into goats. I wish it were easier to come up with good wishes and banes EDIT: for redsword's wish
  21. Cheese United
    *Darth Vader walks onto the screen, picks up a mic, and draws a breath* (Becuase I'm too lazy to find the gif right now)
  22. Cheese United
    I'm not sure, but I think it only works for basic things like " strangle things" and "attack Denth" ( becuase that needs to be a well known command) I'm not sure he can do long commands. However I'm probably wrong
  23. Cheese United
    I'm fine either way. They both are fascinating.
  24. Cheese United
    Dang it Piff! Now they can send people virtual Spiked cookies! A pox on this cookie obsessed society! (Also the cookies is a RP thing we do here at the 17th shard. You'll get used to it.)
  25. Cheese United
    Granted. They are pancakes made from the wheat flour found on the planet of YAAZHDFHEDHJHJFN. There, the wheat are mighty warriors, proud and strong. It took the equivalent of the combined Earth armies to take even one down to make your pancakes. 3,000,000 people fought that one lone private in the wheat army. Less than 7 came back alive. However, you wanted your pancakes. So everything's okay right. Also I have clearly seen a master at work:) I wish that the Uncharted movie will be good
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