Kaymyth

Naturally, I then had to find the Flufflepuff video version of Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows, share it on Facebook, and tag her to prove that I didn't actually make it up myself.

I think the fact that you inventing a nonsense song on the spot sounded plausible and in-character says the most about your work life.

Hee.  That's true.  The extra fun part is that I am by my own admission an extremely filtered version of myself at work.