DreamEternal

But wasn't Shakespeare an Elder Scroll? That transcends most gods a little in the metaphysical weirdness scale.

Not when I quoted it!

No, your post was saying you turned me from a dakhor kandra into a koloss, no going back now!

*Looks right* *Looks left* *Looks at Morzathoth* *Looks at the ninjas lurking around* So, I bet four people will have ninjaed me by now. EDIT: I was wrong :/

Koloss' bones are not normal for sure! I declare this curse reversed and my wish granted with no attachments or costs.

Granted. You must feel the suffering your Epic causes to fictional people as if it was your own. I wish my bones were normal again.

*apppears next to a malignant entity with an empty puzzle jar*

It has been how long since JKR revealed that? I remember learning it years ago while browsing Tvtropes.

No wish?

Maybe he is able to bond multiple bondsmiths, but what happens if one of them forswears? While I doubt a single oathbreaker would be enough to kill the Stormfather, it could very well cause permanent damage, and if done multiple times could very well break him once snd for all. And considering how important the Highstorm is to Roshar, killing him may mean the end of the world. It makes sense for bonding him to be a very select privilege.

Granted! You get a mischievous windspren that tries to steal your food at every opportunity. I wish my bones back.

So what is wrong with calling it "magic"? Your previous posts made it sound like you thought it was a bad thing for some unexplained reason.

They are not part of the ten polestones, so I'd guess no.

Granted, it is the angry ghost of Stormgate in chull form. I wish to become a kandra.

It does? Thank you. No need to message me, I already have way too much free time this part of the year, I can check myself

So... Are we already on page 95? It is getting faster

Flight Rising... Some days ago I decided I should give the game a try and checked the site to see when the next registration window would open. That was two days after the december registration window ended. stillangrywhyismytimingsobad

First, the Stormfather is a big enough spren to bond multiple people.Second, three were a common number of Bondsmiths, there could be more or less, although they didn't want to greatly increase their number. Third, the Stormfather only spoke during Highstorms before Dalinar's bonding of him. Now that he is bonded, his presence in the Physical Realm should be stronger. Plus, Lift didn't speak with the intent of forming a bond. Fourth, he did forbid all (honor?)spren from bonding humans. That may indicate some autority beyond being the biggest, baddest spren out there.

That was easy. In the Random Stuff V thread, after proving Shakespeare was actualy an Elder Scroll, I used dragons to prove Calamity is a shard.

He was never quite right on the head, thought. Could be enough to force him from a mundane jerk and Terris supremacist to the "I am your God" tyrant that turned his own people into slaves to make sure none would challenge him and no matter how tired he was with being an eternal dictator didn't find someone to share responsabilities with or take his place.

Or maybe if he stored half of it, he could rebuild if slowly, the same way storing memories doenst stop you from getting new ones. He wouldn't have quite the same identity, but something similar.

Wait, so if Alduin is the firstborn of Akatosh, and Alduin is a shard, then Adonalsium is Akatosh? And if the above is true, but Nirn is Earth, then Earth is cosmere. And if Eartg is cosmere, nothing stops Calamity from being a shard.

So it is an Elder Scroll? And was it a Dewmer God Robot, a Thalmor plot or CHIM that removed the elves and beastfolk from Mundus and reshaped the continents? And which Prince calls themself Morzathoth? EDIT: Calling it now, Calamity is Alduin.

He didn't "float" like a baloon, he fell very slowly. 90% should be more than enough to store.

But saying investiture isn't magic just because it follows measurable rules is false. That is my point, when discussing fantasy you can't just turn magic into a dirty word.