High prince of geeks

When your talking to your friend, relies he has dark brown eyes, and feel a sudden surge of dislike towards him... then you relies you have dark eyes to.

Let's sea. Kaladin as a gym teacher, Shia as the history teacher, Joel as the math teacher, Shallan as the art teacher, Sazed as the Phycology teacher, Hoid chull homeroom, Szeth and the physics teacher (the demonstrations would be fun). And with Keisler as the principle and Lift as a friend this is shaping up to be a pretty awesome school

If I were going to go all evil with the sword after I was done awakening it I would probably do something along the lines of. Get more breaths Grow stronger Destroy hope conquer and lastly "be the joker" think about it when you pick up the sword you'd hear "why so serious?"

Unless they were hiding inside of something I think that it would be very hard for them to imitate inanimate objects. They may be able to look like one, but making fur is very different then making mettle, clay, or stone. At best they'd only look like the object from far away, then when you come closer you relies it is made of flesh

Judge: your attacker flew out of the sky and killed your friends and beet you? witness: Y-yes J: Can you point him out please? W: YEs he is the epic right there (points accusingly) Layer: This man is being racist towards my client, just because he's an epic! w: he bragged about it on twitter!!! L:(singsongy) Racist

I am not going to lie. When I first saw this I thought of a Nazi nightblood

Yeah but Kaladin is going to fly to his parents house halfway across the country, and it never said he bonded with it, or mentioned it again. My question is are they hiding it is one of the bridge four guys holding on to it

Just a few questions 1.What did they do with Szeth's Honnorblade? 2. Are the stoneshaman going to come and get it? 3.Who gets it?

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Things get really meta and we learn that Brandon Sanderson is David's favorite author

Kaladin so far has survived three highstorms (something supposedly impossible). The first time he was chained up making it hard to protect himself. The second time he was in an even worse situation, (the middle of a chasm) not only is he facing a highstorm but flash-flodding and confided spaces. The third time he is somehow in an even worse situation, the middle of the air when two highstorm power storms clash. Something that was so strong it destroyed several plateaus, ones that had survived centuries of highstorms. just to review 1st book: one storm 2nd book two highstorms even worse condtions. I am guessing in the third book we are going to sea our friend Kal survive three different highstorms or everstorms with something horrible happening at the time like fighting darkness

Can lift use stormlight from spheres or is she limited to the kind she can make on her own. I ask this because her ability to make her own stormlight seams less useful if she could just breath some in (especially since she is now a friend of the prime) Secondly what does the fact that she is partly in the cognitive realm mean beyond being able to touch spren. Wyndle seemed pretty worried/excited about it. Even though she only had a small part in the book I am almost certain that she will be a major part in one of the next few books.

It could be that we have never seen anyone besides Szeth and Kal, Sure Shallan has made illusions that use huge amounts of stormlight, but that is over a period of time. From what I saw Lift has been using sparing amount of investure only using what she can get through eating. And Jasnah has only used her power in earnest once (when she was in the alley and kicked thief chull) but she had to keep the amount of stormlight she used sparingly so that Uber attention to detail Shallan wouldn't sea her glowing in the dark. We've seen frost appear around Szeth when he was fighting (which uses a ton of stormlight) and when Kal healed himself from the brink of death as well as swearing a new oath (which we learn from the last time he did it results in a head ton new stormlight)

Yeah Stealheart and some random coffee guy who always got Stealheart his exact order on time. And even though he wasn't killed that doesn't mean he wasn't injured

Go on huge eating rampages but store it all in bendalloy so you don't get fat

Stealheart: Now Michael Bay you have two choices. 1 die painfully MB: (whimper) Stealheat: or direct a movie about my conquest of Newcago.... MB: (perks up) Stealheart: then die. MB: (whimpers again) I'll take the movie then die option please.

We know that the more complex a command, the more breath it takes to awaken. So could somebody with the amount of breath (over ten thousand) awaken something with extremely complex commands. (Ex. Travel exactly five miles west and strangle the first duck you find once reaching that position, then bring it back to the kitchen's to have it cooked.) IT would require an extreme amount of breaths, even if it is possible. I think it is, what do you guys think, and if you do think it is possible then what is the most complex command you could give to a piece of rope?

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I think steel heart would rewrite superman (and all other superheroes) as a villain. Have all old comics movies and cartoons rewritten to portray them how epics were viewed. All fights between the justice league and villains would become turf wars. all the times batman (who would become an epic) beet up a small time gang it was a epic taking power out of humans hands. In fact all Superheros would probably have a huge remake. All people like batman green-arrow and humans would either be redone as epics or straight up destroyed because letting humans think they might be equal with epics would be a big no no

If Nighblood was held by somebody pure of heart, but viewed swords as feminine, would he still be a guy. Basically is Nighblood's gender locked?

Storing all my memories into a mettlemind just to sea what having amnesia is like

A man walks up to a lecture with a crowd gathered below him Greetings proud members of Newcago, thank you for coming to this speech were it is our honor to introduce our humble (snicker) charitable (snicker) emperor. (Burst out loud laughing) Sorry, sorry I couldn't keep a straight face

We know that if left alone long enough A shard will develop its own personality and a type of intelligence. From the letters in WAK and WOR it seems like the holders of the shards where chosen. Now Rayse may not seem like the best choice from our point of view. He was described as a loathsome and dangerous individual, giving him the power of God's divine hatred doesn't seam intelligent. My idea was at that time they didn't have anyone else, either everyone was already a shard or deemed unfit for extreme power. Leaving the shard to develop it's own intelligence could have lead to a horrible thing that hated everything and everyone, we do not know what Odium's hate is, but maybe it's more directed then we know. Sure he's a danger to the cosmere, but maybe it could have been much worse. Thoughts?

Thank you for the ideas, this has been bugging me for a while. Divine hated didn't seem like the type of thing that would just sit and wait for a while.

Is NIghtblood a guy because swords are usually seen as something masculine. If he had been awakened on a planet where females are the warriors would he be a her?