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Patrick Star

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  1. But you can only look at each picture once... that was a really bad curse. Really, really bad... I wish for... Half-Life 3 to FINALLY be released!!!
  2. Nobody should be subjected to that kind of cruelty...
  3. Also, it could be Cultivation's champion. Just throwing that out there. Or he could be the blind priest from Young Frankenstein, and the curse is accidental
  4. Brandon RAFO'd a question about whether Knights Radiant have gemhearts. That's probably related to PSS, since soulcasters are using similar amounts of stormlight, but don't have a gemheart to store it. Channeling concentrated bursts of stormlight could transmute the body into a material more suitable for storing it.
  5. "The Dumb Stone Shamans Named Me Truthless, so now Everybody must Die"
  6. If the Shin are getting involved, we may have Roshar's first chicken fight!
  7. Where? I must examine this word of "Brandon" more closely... this must be an attempt by the worldhopping time-traveling Doctor Hoid to conceal his true identity. Don't worry, though. I'm on to him!
  8. I think that it was Nazh who recovered the journal.
  9. What if Hoid IS the Doctor? We haven't seen them in the same room, have we? Or what if the Doctor is Hoid's former master? The plot thickens...
  10. I see Dalinar dying in Book 5. It's just a hunch right now, but he is the "leader" of the new radiants, so a sacrifice to end the first arc (and fulfill that death rattle) would be fitting. I'm just hoping that whoever dies does so in a better way than Captain Kirk in Generations.
  11. Yeah, normal horses can carry shardbearers. Just not as quickly, nimbly, or for as long as Rhyshadium.
  12. Elsecallerspren look exactly like Slenderman once 5 oaths are reached. The facelessness reflects the mysterious forces that elsecalling entails. The suit coincides with Ivory looking like a gentleman. And Slenderman's ability to teleport coincides with the surge of transportation.
  13. For darkeyed soldiers and bridge crews, they just leave the bodies out to rot
  14. Wha... wha.. what... what... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?! You are either the single most prolific troll who has ever crawled the internet or a demon born in the tenth circle of Hell, a place reserved for those who so casually reveal these kinds of devastating events! PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Batman TOTALLY kills villains! http://www.cracked.com/article_20111_the-6-most-brutal-murders-committed-by-batman.html
  16. Jasnah, Navani, Dalinar, Renarin, Adolin, Elhokar, and Aesudan. I worded it poorly. I know that the first two books have had Shallan and Kaladin as the main characters. However, past those two, it's almost completely devoted to the Kholins (mainly Dalinar and Adolin), with a small amounts of supporting characters thrown in. It just seemed that even with Kal and Shallan, their arcs lived and died with the Kholins. In WoR, nearly all of Kal's PoV was about being with Adolin Kholin, guarding Elhokar Kholin, dealing with the fiancee of Adolin Kholin, protecting Dalinar Kholin, dealing with the friend of Dalinar Kholin, worrying about Renarin Kholin, and Navani Kholin, and so on. And Shallan's arc was has been gaining the trust of Jasnah Kholin, stealing the soulcaster of Jasnah Kholin, getting attacked on the ship because of Jasnah Kholin, making her way to the shattered plains in order to get to Adolin Kholin, marrying Adolin Kholin, doing things behind the backs of Dalinar Kholin and Adolin Kholin, spying on the friend of Dalinar Kholin, trying to get on the good side of Navani Kholin, dealing with the bodyguard of Dalinar Kholin (and stealing his boots), helping the expedition of Dalinar Kholin. And so on.
  17. No, Gavilar was almost definitely trying to start a desolation. He thought that it would reestablish the supremacy of the Vorin church.
  18. Seeing the results of the poll... 7?! 7 Knights Kholin? I've said this before, and I'll probably say this again. SA should to focus on the Knights Radiant, not the Knights Kholin or the Kholin family. We've got 3 books written from Kholin POV's to go with WoR, which largely focused on the Kholin family (though not always from their POV's). It just seems that other characters like Teft, Rock, Sigzil, Amaram, and Sadeas (ESPECIALLY Sadeas) have been pushed too far to the wayside in order to accommodate the Kholins and their significance.. We see a few paragraphs devoted to Teft's story, Amaram only appears for small blips in WoR, and Sadeas gets what could possibly remain as the most anticlimactic death in the entire Stormlight Series. </rant>
  19. True, but there is a pretty large gap between being Honorable and trying to act Honorably. However, it's not even that he's dishonorable under pressure. Whenever there's even an infinitesimal chance that being honorable will adversely affect him, Amaram shifts into Bad Cop Mode. He was under no pressure when he sold Kaladin into slavery; that was just him being the douche that he is. We saw this at the duel. He was worried about getting on Sadeas' bad side and/or getting hit with a shardblade, so he did nothing.
  20. So he isn't honorable. Honor isn't something that you can turn on and off - you either are, or you aren't. While there certainly is a bit of wiggle room, giving the order to kill your own men - especially since Kaladin would have given it to him if he had asked - just so that you can get a Shardblade is a strict no-no. Amaram is NOT honorable.
  21. I want Amaram to die like Emil Antonowsky. I can only hope...
  22. The monster...
  23. Nah, Honor was probably just REALLY busy Also, I'm not saying that Sja-anat makes the Midnight Essences and other monsters, I'm just speculating that they are made from spren corrupted by it. For example, Re-Shephir might use a few corrupted truthwatcher spren to make each midnight essence.
  24. Please don't tell this to Lopen. He'll be really upset about not being able to glow.
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