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Maybe he's like Mr.Krabs, and his weakness is paying money for stuff? After all, we've never seen prof use his powers while buying anything, have we?
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No, but it does explain why he had Obliteration destroy Houston
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He's not just a high epic, he's Major Tom from David Bowie's Space Oddity. Think about it, "For here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon, planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do." He's succumbing to the epic effect. In fact, that's probably why the launch goes haywire in the firstplace. That's also why he was lifting off and is in space now. It makes perfect sense! As such, his weakness will be the song Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling.
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I really don't see how that factors into this discu
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You take that back, mister!
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@Serial Icecream. Lots and lots of icecream. And maybe some cake.
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Hey! You HAVE to include the Energy Sword! This poll just isn't complete without it!
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Then she'll just soulcast the dissenters as well. After all, Kaladin was going to be executed because he called Amaram a murderer, so Jasnah would be in the green. Besides, this is the same government that felt that putting Roshone in charge of a rural town was ample punishment for murder. Even if Jasnah was found guilty, they'd probably sentence her to living near a library, or something.
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Or just give him a phone with flappy bird installed.
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Leaves? This is too difficult!
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Too ambiguous. Are you, in fact, a stick? I really just can't tell, the song doesn't make it a clear point.
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"You must find the most important words a man can say"
Patrick Star replied to Gaz's topic in Stormlight Archive
“I hold the suckling child in my hands, a knife at his throat, and know that all who live wish me to let the blade slip. Spill its blood upon the ground, over my hands, and with it gain us further breath to draw.” Plot Twist! -
Primary Power: Make people around me procrastinate. Secondary Power: Procrastinating. Weakness: Reality TV. Name: I'll think of a name later.
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We really need to find a spot for Benedict Cumberbatch in this movie.
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Yeah, that's a better characterization.
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Ben Stiller is the almighty. And Morgan Freeman is the mightier almighty. Sheesh, some people...
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No, she didn't.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Patrick Star replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You are now a snowboard. I wish that it was already Firefight's release date. -
Hey! It's not JUST Slenderman (or Slenderspren. Or Sprenderman). Guys in suits are trouble! Mister Burke, Alfred Tenpenny, The Penguin, Aldrich Killian, Obadiah Stane, the original (comics) Men in Black, Alexander Pierce, Lex Luthor, Agent 47, every British villain in the history of ever, bankers, investors, and politicians prove this!
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Well, Ivory's basically Slenderman (Teleporting guy in a suit), so it's really not a surprise that he has a lack of morals, compared to some of the other characters.
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Because there wouldn't be enough people left for a good match of Super Smash Bros and/or Mario Kart. Storms, do I have to explain EVERYTHING?! Anyways, I think that this IS actually the real Nalan, though I think that Stones Unhallowed will have more definitive proof. We already know that the heralds are shadows of their former selves, and have been... twisted into less righteous personas. Keep in mind that Shallash has been destroying artwork depicting her, which is pretty much the opposite of what she should be doing, based on her attributes. So Nalan could definitely be spreading a more sinister brand of Justice, and people don't talk about it because he's probably a police officer in every major kingdom (he had the necessary paperwork for Azir), so it's not legally murder.
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And Eshonai had that weird spren bothering her when she was climbing in Narak. Probably a radiantspren.
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Sorry about that, I'm quite a bit under the weather today. For some reason, I read it as they have spheres, spears, and no honorblade for Szeth. I should probably get some sleep now
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Ummm... What? I mean, if Jasnah has stormlight, it's like using deep freeze or horn drill. Neither one of them can use a spear, though Szeth has an edge there. Besides, Szeth's too busy moping, yelling at Nightblood, walking to Shinovar, and being insane and despondent (insanely despondent?) to have time to seek out Jasnah and fight her, much less with a spear.
