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You guys are wrong. You see, Instabam's potatoes explode in a NUCLEAR FUSION REACTION. That's the key. Fallout's Instamash potatoes aren't a coincidence...
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@Edgedancer I rest my case.
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I really am pulling for Szeth. Mostly because I want to find out what Nalan's up to.
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I could write a PhD thesis on why AoE was awful. In fact, I probably should. Looks like I'll need to free up a day. Shouldn't take me too long.
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Calamity (The Reckoners #3) Takes Place in Atlanta
Patrick Star replied to Argent's topic in The Reckoners
Well, the Coven does seem to have a satanic theme to it, and undead certainly fit that mold. I was more saying it because of Atlanta's association with zombie festivals and all that stuff. Besides, zombies aren't living beings, unless we're talking about World War Z zombies (the book. There is no movie starring Brad Pitt. It was canceled due to its suckiness). -
FIRE BREATHING ROBOT DINOSAURS THAT BREATH SHOOT LASERS AND MISSILES!!!!! Sorry for my over-enthusiasm. I'm a die-hard transformers fan, and between Bayformers 4 Age of Extinction and Dark Spark, 2014 was a terrible year for me. Absolutely horrible. Seriously, AOE made me cry because of how bad it was.
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Calamity (The Reckoners #3) Takes Place in Atlanta
Patrick Star replied to Argent's topic in The Reckoners
It would be thematically appropriate to have a necromancer epic in Atlanta with an army of zombies. Actually, that might be Night's Sorrow. -
No. SHARDFORMERS!!!
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Make it happen, Sanderson.
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Thank you for allowing me to enlighten you.
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I wasn't saying that Amaram was going to convince her of anything. I'm just saying that he viewed her as a potential asset, due to her research on the Parshendi. It's definitely possible.
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With all of the cosmere connections, that info could be less limited than we think it is. And that may or may not be a good thing. I'm leaning towards not.
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The SoH and the Diagram are separate, so far as we know. I doubt that the SoH would have approved Dalinar's execution. And it's possible that Gavilar got some different visions than Dalinar, or at least understood them more fully in the beginning. It's Brandon Sanderson, anything's possible (no, literally anything).
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@Alexsiel They didn't need to know about Stormform. All the SoH had to know was that the Parshendi were the voidbringers of old. Jasnah came to the same conclusion. In fact, that could be why Amaram was courting her. He could have been trying to make her a part of the SoH because of her excellent research into the Parshendi. Once they knew that the Parshendi were voidbringers, they just had to nudge them enough to make them spark the return of the heralds (and of desolation). Amaram trying to get Jasnah to join the Sons of Honor has been added to my headcannon.
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@Edgedancer The paperwork was necessary to make his killing legal. With Amaram, that wouldn't be an issue. @Alexsiel Members of the SoH helped to drive the Parshendi to adopting stormform. That's definitely contributing to desolation. And Nalan doesn't want desolation, so he won't like the SoH. The SoH are obviously pretty competent, as they're still a secret society. Secret enough that only other secret societies know anything about them. I mean, it took a slave escaping (and being recaught by) multiple masters, getting sold into the bridge crews, and becoming a windrunner in under 2 years to expose a single member. I'm not saying that Nalan tried to assassinate Amaram. What I am saying is that he COULD have, and that the battlefield plot did not force him to break the law. I would not be surprised if he ended up giving the order, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was completely uninvolved.
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He's crazy, but he's been able to fight the epic effect by being crazy. He'll be able to confront his fear, and probably did so immediately.
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I think that hearing the screams of the people that you have killed is much more serious of a problem than Kaladin's S.A.D.
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1 word: Obliteration. I think we'll be seeing him again.
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@hoidhunter You're a few pages and threads late. WoB already debunked the Szeth-Yelig-nar connection, which I had been advocating for quite a while. Frankly, that just makes me even more terrified of what Szeth's going to do. If those voices are just his own insanity, then he's in even worse shape than I thought he was. That's bad. Very, very bad.
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Probably some law that the Sticks thought up in order to stop the firebringers.
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It's more of my speculation, at this point. It would be pretty awesome if this was true, though...
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He only does that because of the usual method of his assassinations. He's a constable in Azir, and is likely registered as an officer of the law with every government on Roshar. As such, his attacks more closely represent an organized sting that the police forces of Roshar would use. What I am saying about Amaram is that Nalan didn't need to do this. While he isn't motivated by the law, he does seem to be forcing himself to work within it. Since Amaram had not committed any actual crime, Nalan had to be more creative. Sending Helaran with the enemy army was perfectly legal, and allowed Nalan a hit on Amaram. Besides, if Nalan IS an officer (and thus, a citizen) of Alethkar, he may not have been legally allowed (without being considered a traitor) to enlist. Since Helaran had no connection to Alethkar, he was a good choice to take part in the hit. Am I explaining this well? Sorry if I'm not getting my point across well.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Patrick Star replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You have to put up with wheelie's obnoxious, squeaky voice all of the time. Trust me, that's worse than it sounds (get it, sounds? sorry). I wish that I could afford solar panels for my house.
