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  1. Kobold King
    But a curiously solemn kind of shindig, since archaeology is a heinous blasphemy against rock and all.
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    Feeling too melancholy for a pony, but not dreary enough for the drab black profile. So for now, at least, I resume the mantle of the Bold Ko King.

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    I wish to solemnly suggest that the panda illusionist be called "The Bamboozler."
  4. Kobold King
    Thank you for the sympathy. And yes, I believe he lived a good life. He had dozens of acres of prey-infested brush to prowl around in, and at all times a warm cabin where he was loved and welcomed. That doesn't make it any easier. And it doesn't make me any less angry at the reckless drivers who are constantly speeding down these rural roads, leaving trails of animal corpses in their wake. But I am thankful for the sympathy.
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    A couple of hours ago my cat died. I just got back from digging his grave. He was an incredibly gentle and loving animal. His name was Neko--the Japanese word for "cat." While perhaps uncreative, the name came to suit him more than I could have ever known; in every way, Neko embodied the greatest virtues of the Cat. He was strong. He was quick-witted. He was stealthy. He was a fierce hunter and a mighty tomcat, fighting only in self defense. And above all else, he had kindness and love engrained in every fiber of his being, shining not just as a great cat, but as a superb example of a living thing and a noble creation of God. I miss my cat.
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    It's way better than the fanfic series about Professor Milton Towren, which was kind of boring. Professor Towren and the Ineffective Security Vault Professor Towren and the Inadequate Plumbing Regulations Professor Towren and the Inadequacy of the Wizarding Judicial System Professor Towren and the Impartial Mechanism for Champion Selection Professor Towren and the Inefficient Attempt at Educational Reform Professor Towren and the Insufficient Funding for New Textbooks Due to the War Professor Towren and the Insane Dark Wizard Disrupting Intellectual Pursuits
  7. Kobold King
    The best selling fantasy novel, "Steven Lawrence and the WORST SCHOOL EVER." Be sure to check out the subsequent installations of this timeless series: Steven Lawrence and the WORST PLUMBING SYSTEM EVER Steven Lawrence and the WORST PRISON EVER Steven Lawrence and the WORST COMPETITION EVER Steven Lawrence and the WORST TEACHER EVER Steven Lawrence and the WORST WIZARDING WAR EVER Steven Lawrence and the WORST DARK WIZARD EVER
  8. Kobold King
    "Yer a wizard, Backtrack." "There is no such thing as magic! GET OUT OF MY REMOTE SEASIDE SHACK!"
  9. Kobold King
    Agreed, but I threw mine to him nonetheless. Oh, Backtrack will definitely be giving a report. Lightwards may or may not press a gun to his forehead for having the audacity to imagine such nonsense. I'm curious about what these animes are, if they're stranger than The Dalles.
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    I'm pretty sure this part of the forum is for all creative endeavors, not just the ones related to a fandom. Plenty of people post wholly original fiction on this board. I'd like to throw my hat into the "Interested" category please. With my schedule an entire novel in a month is definitely out of the question, but an incentive to write something shorter would be a definite help. So yeah. I support this, and I'd definitely be interested in participating.
  11. Kobold King
    I was going to suggest Regalia's weakness was the act of being caught on camera, harking back to her past as a live television celebrity. But then I remembered that she first gained her powers while live on her show... impossible if being live on her show would activate her weakness. Back to the drawing board. Maybe once we've actually seen her in action this will be easier.
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    All right-y. I'll figure out a reply and get something written when I can. I hope to be able to post in The Dalles and Portland this weekend. (Maybe before then. I'd really like to post before then.) Changed my profile picture, by the way. Might change it back, if I get tired of my own pony face smiling smugly at me from the screen.
  13. Kobold King
    Nightwielder. Nightwielder doesn't like shinies. I like Ms. Sparkle so far (no not that one.) Is she from The Dalles, or has she just arrived in the city? Also, do I need to do a Backtrack post soon?
  14. Kobold King
    And does he periodically disappear for a few days, only to re-appear mysteriously and give cryptic hints about where he's been?
  15. Kobold King
    "Do you wanna share this whiskey? Well that's too bad because it's mine..."
  16. Kobold King
    This needs to be an entire song parody. Then I can start a collection of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" parodies based on WHIO, coupling it with "Do You Wanna Conquer Portland." Unrelated, but if Lightsong the Bold were a pony, what would his cutie mark be? I'm thinking either
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    His more creepy tendencies are already getting smoothed out. He's having a particularly self-conscious day, and he'll hopefully have his more pressing character flaws eradicated once he eventually takes up permanent residence in The Dalles. And on the bright side, he has the mindset of a whiny twelve year-old, so the age difference is hardly the most pressing obstacle for a MV/Backtrack relationship.
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    "And with the sound of crumpling paper and editing timelines, Kobold King realized his timeline for Backtrack was the murkiest, most undeveloped, and most nonsensical of them all..." I've been thinking of him as 21 years old, but 16 is apparently the minimum age for working as a 7-Eleven employee. If he was at the minimum age in 2016 (the latest year I can imagine a 7-Eleven operating in the post-Calamity world), then he'd have to be 23 years old by the time this RP starts. That would make him four years older than MV.
  19. Kobold King
    Depends on what you mean by that. If Lightwards were to wear an authentic lion skin cape, he could resurrect it as a healthy but mindless lion at any time. Any thread used in the apparel's sewing would break apart and be expelled from the body, and the skin would slide off of his body before fully reanimating. He would not end up inside of a living lion for his efforts. Similarly, if he were to smear himself in whale fat and then tried to resurrect the whale, the fat would either slide off his body while reanimating, or he would be violently ejected from the vicinity of the resurrection (basically like bullets popping out of Wolverine's head when he heals.) I also see no indications that Steelheart fanfiction would be allowed, or else I'd be tempted to clean up and enter Lightwards' introduction post.
  20. Kobold King
    A vivid imagination can be a blessing and a curse. But hey, Lightwards' theme song is "Be Prepared" after all; he needs a shot at being Scar, no matter the costs to sanity and nearby retinas. (Just so you know, I've watched that video three times now. I don't know what it is that makes it so awesome to me. The tune, the lyrics, the costumes, the strong message about being like Scar and reaching for your goals? Whatever it is, it's the best song I've heard all day and I'd try to recreate it with ponies if I had the time.)
  21. Kobold King
    We could make it a triple tie--kill Lightwards a few times and he might do it.
  22. Kobold King
    I can picture it too. 0.o (though for every bit of terror the thought invokes, there's humor to be had in Oregon Epics mimicing the villains' choreography. ) I guess the question boils down to whether Nighthound or Koschei is more likely to strip down to a lion skin cape and smear himself with face paint.
  23. Kobold King
    Chouta Connoisseur, you are making me more terrified of asking for a boon than I've ever been before. 0.o
  24. Kobold King
    It's awesome, stylish, and violent, so a definite yes.
  25. Kobold King
    All of our Epic names (and a few ship names) are being steadily assimilated into my Kindle's dictionary. This RP really has a wonderful playerbase. Together they make the RP dramatic but not overbearing, absurd but not completely ridiulous. "Incredimazible" is the one adjective I can think of that comes close to describing it. Silly Joe. Belly button self-destruct buttons go "Boop." Everyone knows that.
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