Kobold King

Inspiration for what Deathwish should be doing in the panda invasion? Obliteration's worst fear is Snickers, but his second worst fear is unemployment.

Is there a way to combine the two? A bit of self-reflection as he orders a pack of raptors to tear down what remains of the gift shop, for instance?

That's amazing! I want to see them!

Ship your two profile pictures together? Funtimes x Obliteration?

Oh, she is shipping. She's shipping Earth with the Apocalypse.

She sounds like an amazing dog. If I could send her a piece of bacon back in time, I would. It sounds like she lived a wonderful life with you and your family, though. Most of our cats are the the kittens and grandkittens of three cats, all of whom were strays. We got Ms. Jade Dingle when her mother was shot by a local farmer who feared she might come after his chickens. He told us we were welcome to the only kitten he'd found with her, so we took her in. She quickly became... intimately acquainted with Momotaro, another stray whom we found as a kitten. Momo appeared at the same time as another cat named Julian, Momo is a handsome Japanese bobtail, while Julian is a beautiful, well-groomed creature with a Siamese coat and personality. We've often suspected that these two well-bred felines were also dumped by a cat breeder. (I have no problem with profiting over animals or animal breeding. I do have a problem for inflicting harm and suffering on innocent kittens and puppies in the pursuit of said profit. )

You might have to challenge Quiver to a duel for the avatar. I'm pretty sure mail-mi's is the Weighted Companion Cube from the Portal series of games. Feast is about a Boston terrier who's adopted off the street by a kindly owner and is named Winston. The story is told entirely through the series of meals that Winston enjoys--which, while sounding like a strange way of telling a story, is absolutely beautiful in its execution. Precisely. It reminds me a bit of old fairy tales where a traveler is kind to someone and is later helped out by that some person or animal. Good karma stories, basically. (Were either of your pugs strays? I'm pretty sure you've mentioned such before.)

Feast was amazing. Just purely, incredibly amazing. If I didn't know better, I'd say Pixar was behind it--the way they told such an adorable, emotionally engaging story without words and scarcely showing human faces fills me with a kind of awe I normally reserve for WALL-E and the opening ten minutes of Up.

Whew. Crisis averted. I mean... that movie's awesome. My family and I rewatched it again just the other night--I don't think we'll ever get sick of it. Have you seen Feast, the short that played in front of it at the theaters?

...Please enjoy the heat, TwiLyght. Frolic in the sunlight in as much or as little clothing as you like. Whatever you do, do not swaddle yourself in blankets and spend the next 24 hours camping in your basement with nothing but the glow of a computer to power you illuminate you. Do you hear me? Don't do that. That's an order.

OK, Kobold, Think through this logically. What's the worst that could happen with a moderator going insane and soaking up enough energy to cause a nuclear blast? ... TWILYGHTSANSSPARKLES I FORBID YOU FROM ENJOYING THE ARIZONAN HEAT.

That's not enough time for you to build up enough sunlight, right? Riiight? ...as a security precaution I'm going to have to ask that you keep your shirt on.

In the context of Obliteration, I like yours better. How long will your reign of terror... er, aesthetic alteration last?

Thanks! If I double-pug dared you to use the Obliteration pony as your avatar for a day, would your ego or your terror of Obliteration ultimately win out? Also, Mailliw: I thought you were Quiver with that Arrow avatar. Not that it isn't awesome, of course.

I was beginning to wonder if facing the world as a homicidal green maniacal necromancer pony was impacting my image. I'm still not sure whether I'll stick with Steampunk Doctor Whooves, whether I'll use this awesome space oviraptor, or if I'll use my Kobold King OC. (I made avatars for him in 8 different emotions, which gives me flexibility. )

Ur jist th' accents. Ah tend tae imagine Scadrian soondin' quite a bit loch Scottish, myself.

What did you think I was posting?

The image of Nick Cage stripping off a ball gown and rushing outside to fight evil is one that will haunt me for a long time.

Can Sam be "Most Likely to Watch an Angry Vanilla Upset the Status Quo by Murdering an Epic while Eating a Bowl of Popcorn"? (Also, a typo I made while typing the above sentence leads me to believe we need an Epic named Status, so Status Quota shipping can be a thing. )

And it's incredimazible. Though I'm afraid we might have to vote Max as "Most Likely To Be Murdered By Epics For Upsetting The Status Quo" in the Oregon yearbook.

If they all died, more would come. The ATTD list will never be empty for as long as there are Epics. I content myself with the knowledge that I live in small town Texas. Hopefully there won't be any Steelheart or Obliteration-level Epics arising in my neck of the woods. Or my neck of the sparse mesquite-dominated scrublands, rather.

"Oh--and a Coke." "Yes... yes sir. Do you want this to go? Please want this to go please want this to go..."