The cult of the stick

[Immortal Platypus]

WELCOME BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

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wait... how am i in charge of this? *shrugs* oh well.

 

Edited April 14, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

WELCOME BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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lol

*ascends to stick*

[Immortal Platypus]

*ascends to Grand Stick tutor/tester*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*sticky things*

[Immortal Platypus]

*more stick stuff*

[Shadonin he/him]

I am THEE Stick.

Do not Cross Me!

[Tea Leaf]

No? Does that statement cause reality to become weaker? Does stating one isn't stick change the world? 

[solarcat she/her]

The One True Stick dwells with the Ferrel cats as of current.

Edited August 28, 2023 by solarcat

[Immortal Platypus]

22 hours ago, Shadonin said:

I am THEE Stick.

Do not Cross Me!

YOU ARE NOT THE STICK!!!!!!!!!! THE STICK IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER EVEN THINK POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAY THIS CONFIDENTLY AS THE TRAINER/TESTER OF GRAND STICKS.

 

[Shadonin he/him]

I was the stick before the stick

[Shadonin he/him]

I AM THE GOD OF STICKS!!

[Shadonin he/him]

8 hours ago, solarcat said:

The One True Stick dwells with the ferrel cats as of current.

I am that stick and I have come back.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Shadonin said:

I was the stick before the stick

1 hour ago, Shadonin said:

I AM THE GOD OF STICKS!!

1 hour ago, Shadonin said:

I am that stick and I have come back.

Just so you know, it's frowned upon to post multiple times in a row. but i digress.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!! STOP YOUR LYING AT ONCE!!!!!!

*brandishes Stick of Punishment*

[Quivil]

And I am not-a-stick. I am fire.  

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I love watching cults. You guys are so funny. Especially when you fight.

[Immortal Platypus]

14 hours ago, Tani said:

And I am not-a-stick. I am fire.  

I SEE THAT TANI!!!!!! YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS WAYS!!!!!!!!!!

[Wittles he/him]

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEMIERS!!!!

[Koloss17 She/They]

….So are y’all still doing the whole offering thing?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Yeah! 

Spoiler

What offering thing

 

[Immortal Platypus]

55 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

….So are y’all still doing the whole offering thing?

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uh... what offering thing.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood! You're a Grand Stick! Provide us with the ancient wisdom!

[solarcat she/her]

No one here is a stick. There is only one true stick who doesn't waste its holy and immaculate time on these forums.

Edited April 24, 2023 by solarcat

[Quivil]

48 minutes ago, solarcat said:

No one here is a stick. There is only one true stick who doesn't waste its holy and immaculate time on these forums.

(it's me)

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Tani said:

(it's me)

no it's not. you're a blasphemer.

3 hours ago, solarcat said:

No one here is a stick. There is only one true stick who doesn't waste its holy and immaculate time on these forums.

Speak for yourself. I am a stick, Thaidakar is a stick, there are sticks!

[solarcat she/her]

Does the One True Stick have a gender? I mean God technically doesn't have a gender right? WJkdfjksdj

Edited April 24, 2023 by solarcat