The cult of the stick

[Telrao she/her]

*EXCITED SCREAMING*

WHERE WHERE WHEREWHEREWHERE

[Wittles he/him]

Spoiler

 

Here you go

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

24 minutes ago, Telrao said:

*EXCITED SCREAMING*

WHERE WHERE WHEREWHEREWHERE

IS MY HAIRBRUSH???

(if you got that reference you are my new best friend) (anyway) (back to the stick) 

OH STICK

A Poem

OH STICK! WHEN I WAKE I SAY YOUR NAME

WHEN I LIE DOWN TO REST IT IS THE SAME

AND IF I BROKE WHEN IT FELL

A STICK I WOUD HAVE TO GO TO ///*static* *in disembodied automated voice:* “This recording has malfunctioned. Experts are working on it at this very mo-*static*\\\ 

Edited March 7, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, TheAlpha929 said:

IS MY HAIRBRUSH???

(if you got that reference you are my new best friend) (anyway) (back to the stick) 

I'm from the IRS- *SLAM*

Yes, I do get that reference  

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Here you go

OH STORMS HAVE SOME REP THANK YOU!!!!

[Wittles he/him]

4 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

IS MY HAIRBRUSH???

(if you got that reference you are my new best friend) (anyway) (back to the stick) 

I think I got it

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

sorry for double posting, but this is too important to not post immediately. 

https://www.brandonsanderson.com/words-of-radiance-deleted-interlude-stick/

 

I thought that's what this whole thing is based on. Had you not seen that before? I love it so much  

2 hours ago, Telrao said:

TELL IT TO THIS SONG:

I VOTE FOR THIS BECOMING OUR ANTHEM SONG

WHOOOOO'S WITH ME???

I'M WITH YOU FOR SURE!!!!!!

[Wittles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I thought that's what this whole thing is based on. Had you not seen that before? I love it so much  

I had never seen that before lol

[Immortal Platypus]

*amusement noises* Wow. I thought that was pretty common knowledge. It is my favorite interlude, for obvious reasons.  

[Edgedancer74 he/him]

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I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick.

I am a stick? I am a stick.

I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick.

I am a stick.

I am a stick.

I am a stick.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I’m sure some of the arcanists will be able to translate it for the minds of us simple mortals, who cannot comprehend the higher language.

[Telrao she/her]

STICKSTICKSTICKSTICK

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

WAIT- is there a stick day? If not, I vote we devote an entire month!!! I vote September, as it begins with s, as does stick.

[Immortal Platypus]

September is stick month!!! Also, @Witless of Shinovar made this, and I vote that we put it as our mascot.

Possible mascot

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Sticks are delicious to chew on

[Immortal Platypus]

i agree. as a cat and a human. I mean, what?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Stick is chew toy!

[Immortal Platypus]

for dogs and kitties! and humans 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Always! Now dig in!

[Telrao she/her]

NO! *screaming*

*gently bonks Wizard on da head with the STICK OF REPRIMAND*

Sticks are holy! They are not for chewing on!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*grasps the stick of reprimand*

*Starts chewing on it*

[Telrao she/her]

*holds out bag of treats*

Wizard, if you stop eating the stick, and promise never to chew on a stick again, I will give you this entire bag of salmon treats!

*shakes bag*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The kitten looks up at Telrao

Meow?

*continues chewing stick*

[Telrao she/her]

Oh...

*internal squealing at the cuteness*

*holds out hand for the kitty to sneef*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Sneefs hand*

*stretches out claws to play with the new toy*

[Telrao she/her]

*grins*

*baby talk voice* Death and murder! Death and murder!

*begins playing with kitten*

(This is legitimately what I do with my own cat shhhhh)

Edited March 14, 2023 by Telrao