The cult of the stick

[Immortal Platypus]

STICK OF ATONEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CLEANSE MYSELF!!!!!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I TOO MUST BE CLEANSED!!! *SMACKSMACKTRIPLESMACKMEGASMACK*

[Immortal Platypus]

*Smacks everyone who ever visited this thread*

Repeat after me. I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times, my life is forfeit. Amen.

Join me fellow Sharders, in the stick cult!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times, my life is forfeit. Amen.

[Tea Leaf]

On 3/3/2023 at 4:47 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

in the stick cult!

Nope, sticks are below me, literally.

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, The last Fae in the Woods said:

Nope, sticks are below me, literally.

*gasps*

BEWARE

STICKS FALL FROM ABOVE!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

8 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times, my life is forfeit. Amen.

WELCOME SIBLING!!!

[Tea Leaf]

28 minutes ago, Telrao said:

*gasps*

BEWARE

STICKS FALL FROM ABOVE!!!!

As does the rain.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/4/2023 at 8:37 PM, The last Fae in the Woods said:

As does the rain.

and yet sticks are superior. These things cannot be questioned. 

[Tea Leaf]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

and yet sticks are superior. These things cannot be questioned. 

How? Why?

[Immortal Platypus]

because they are. because we're a cult and we kill people who ask to many questions. I'll summon Aes sedai to kill you if I need to.

[Tea Leaf]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

because they are. because we're a cult and we kill people who ask to many questions. I'll summon Aes sedai to kill you if I need to.

... No more questions, but the rain bringeth truth and knowledge so... *Running away* How can you trust stick?

[Immortal Platypus]

*runs faster and catches up*

*puts handcuffs on Fae*

That it doth, but stick is superior. stick allows mankind to survive. stick lead to all human achievement.

[Tea Leaf]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

That it doth, but stick is superior. stick allows mankind to survive. stick lead to all human achievement.

Water the tree, for one day it will give many sticks, only a heretic would eschew water. Only fire should fear the water.

Edited March 6, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods

[Immortal Platypus]

yes, but I am a true follower of stickism. Stick is practically god. Tree is inferior to stick. rain important, yes. Stick better.

Spoiler

this thread is so weird  I love it  

 

[Tea Leaf]

Very weird.

[Immortal Platypus]

*mocks you for being a water worshipper*

[Wittles he/him]

but water is good, it should be a lower deity.

Nothing is higher than STICK

[Telrao she/her]

STICK REIGNS SUPREME

WATER MAY BE WET, BUT STICKS ARE BETTER THAN BACON!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BACON

[Telrao she/her]

TELL IT TO THIS SONG:

I VOTE FOR THIS BECOMING OUR ANTHEM SONG

WHOOOOO'S WITH ME???

[Wittles he/him]

34 minutes ago, Telrao said:

TELL IT TO THIS SONG:

I VOTE FOR THIS BECOMING OUR ANTHEM SONG

WHOOOOO'S WITH ME???

I AM WITH YOU!!!

[Wittles he/him]

sorry for double posting, but this is too important to not post immediately. 

https://www.brandonsanderson.com/words-of-radiance-deleted-interlude-stick/

 

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Witless of Shinovar said:

sorry for double posting, but this is too important to not post immediately. 

https://www.brandonsanderson.com/words-of-radiance-deleted-interlude-stick/

 

*gasps*

*GASPS*

HOLY SCUD

THIS SHALL BE OUR CHANT

Spoiler

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[Wittles he/him]

Just now, Telrao said:

*gasps*

*GASPS*

HOLY SCUD

THIS SHALL BE OUR CHANT

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I AM SO GLAD I WATCHED A RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLED: 10 MINUTES OF USELESS COSMERE FACTS. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE OF LITERATURE