The cult of the stick

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Am I a stick?

-Stick’s existential crisis.

[Experience he/him]

What even is this thread 

[solarcat she/her]

The One True Enemy, detested by the One True Stick, vied for immortality.

[Immortal Platypus]

20 minutes ago, Experience said:

What even is this thread 

CULT OF THE STICK!!!!

*bonks you with stick of reprimand*

[Experience he/him]

*bonks you with a stick to reprimand the reprimand*

*twice*

[Wittles he/him]

45 minutes ago, Experience said:

*bonks you with a stick to reprimand the reprimand*

*twice*

*bonks you with the ultimate stick of reprimand*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

*unbonks everyone with the unbonking stick of unreprimandation*

[Experience he/him]

*bonks self with stick of undoyness*

[Immortal Platypus]

On 8/28/2023 at 11:54 AM, Experience said:

*bonks you with a stick to reprimand the reprimand*

*twice*

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

I AM THE REPRIMANDER, I'LL SAY WHEN PEOPLE GET BONKED!

Spoiler

name that movie

On 8/28/2023 at 0:44 PM, Ancient Elantrian said:

*unbonks everyone with the unbonking stick of unreprimandation*

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

[Experience he/him]

Is that the animated one with those purple aliens?

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

I AM THE REPRIMANDER, I'LL SAY WHEN PEOPLE GET BONKED!

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name that movie

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Experience said:

Is that the animated one with those purple aliens?

 

um, no.

[Guest]

On 9/20/2023 at 1:44 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

I AM THE REPRIMANDER, I'LL SAY WHEN PEOPLE GET BONKED!

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name that movie

*bonks you with the stick of reprimand*

ARISTOCATS!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, ECJHtheEdgedancer said:

ARISTOCATS!!!

YES!

[GjornHrathen she/her]

All hail Stick. Wait. I chose a username with a way too specific religion. Maybe the stick is a representation of Jaddeth. Anyway, all hail Stick. 

[Guest]

We are a stick.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

stick. stick. ALL HAIL STICK

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

hmmm why do I feel as though I should be apart of this noble gathering?

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Stick.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

On 11/24/2023 at 12:20 AM, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

Stick.

Stick indeed

[Immortal Platypus]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! 

...

STICK!

[Immortal Platypus]

i feel it is time to revive this. join me @Thaidakar the Ghostblood and all other worshipers of the one true stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

26 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

i feel it is time to revive this. join me @Thaidakar the Ghostblood and all other worshipers of the one true stick

who dares disturb my slumber 

the sticks shall rise again and the ancient oaths sworn anew

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Spoiler

I. AM. A. STICK.     

 

Edited January 23, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Faerie Braids she/her]

8 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the sticks shall rise again and the ancient oaths sworn anew

Stick before life before death, Stick before strength before weakness, and Stick before journey before destination.

Also, Stick before twig, Stick before branch, and Stick before bough.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

23 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

Stick before life before death, Stick before strength before weakness, and Stick before journey before destination.

Also, Stick before twig, Stick before branch, and Stick before bough.

TRUTH IS IN THE EYES OF THE STICK!