A Magical Reawakening

[Random Bystander she/her]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

Don't call them idiots! Wait... are they idiots? Grace doesn't seem like an idiot. Grace, are you an idiot?!

"I'm not an idiot, and I doubt Grace is either." She glared at Mr. Vampire. Jerk. She thought grumpily. "Also, wouldn't the only thing we would need to do to make you leave us alone be to carry some garlic with us. Also, I want to go buy a machete. I would feel much safer with a weapon of some kind. Aren't there specific kinds of metals that can kill evil stuff? 'Cuz if so, I want a machete made out of said metals." She said, beginning to ramble. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

2 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

"I'm not an idiot, and I doubt Grace is either." She glared at Mr. Vampire. Jerk. She thought grumpily. "Also, wouldn't the only thing we would need to do to make you leave us alone be to carry some garlic with us. Also, I want to go buy a machete. I would feel much safer with a weapon of some kind. Aren't there specific kinds of metals that can kill evil stuff? 'Cuz if so, I want a machete made out of said metals." She said, beginning to ramble. 

He shrugged. "It's not even an allergy, it's more a high intolerance of foods with high sulphur content, such as garlic. Makes me sick if I eat it. And, I think you're thinking of silver."

[Condensation she/her]

4 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

"I'm not an idiot, and I doubt Grace is either." She glared at Mr. Vampire. Jerk. She thought grumpily. "Also, wouldn't the only thing we would need to do to make you leave us alone be to carry some garlic with us. Also, I want to go buy a machete. I would feel much safer with a weapon of some kind. Aren't there specific kinds of metals that can kill evil stuff? 'Cuz if so, I want a machete made out of said metals." She said, beginning to ramble. 

Oh good. But I thought we were helping things? Why would we want Nik to go away if he wants our help?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

On 8/26/2021 at 2:58 PM, Condensation said:

Oh good. But I thought we were helping things? Why would we want Nik to go away if he wants our help?

“Because humans don’t like vampires, for some reason,” Kreshnik said matter-of-factly. “It’s a shame, really, as we have about a hundred different weaknesses.”

[Condensation she/her]

27 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

“Because humans don’t like vampires, for some reason,” Kreshnik said matter-of-factly. “It’s a shame, really, as we have about a hundred different weaknesses.”

They do? You do?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

7 hours ago, Condensation said:

They do? You do?

"A stake through my heart will kill me instantly, similarly with fire, I get a rash under direct sunlight, I am somewhat paralyzed by silver, I can't enter someone's house without having had their invitation, I can't cross running water, and mirrors spook me out. Oh, and roses sting."

[Goob he/him]

On 8/28/2021 at 0:36 AM, Knight of Iron said:

“Because humans don’t like vampires, for some reason,” Kreshnik said matter-of-factly. “It’s a shame, really, as we have about a hundred different weaknesses.”

"Well, you are being rather annoying. If you keep that up I might be tempted to throw you to that lion."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, AmazingGoob said:

"Well, you are being rather annoying. If you keep that up I might be tempted to throw you to that lion."

"Let's... just get out of here."

[Condensation she/her]

On 8/28/2021 at 7:27 AM, Knight of Iron said:

"A stake through my heart will kill me instantly, similarly with fire, I get a rash under direct sunlight, I am somewhat paralyzed by silver, I can't enter someone's house without having had their invitation, I can't cross running water, and mirrors spook me out. Oh, and roses sting."

Well, they do have thorns. Are you sure you want to be in here with me?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Condensation said:

Well, they do have thorns. Are you sure you want to be in here with me?

"It doesn't really matter. Being on fire kills most people anyways, so I figure, why should I have to be extra scared of it?"

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Knight of Iron said:

"It doesn't really matter. Being on fire kills most people anyways, so I figure, why should I have to be extra scared of it?"

Because death?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

Because death?

"I'm had hundreds of years experience not dying, I'm not about to stop anytime soon."

Edited August 30, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said:

"I'm had hundreds of years experience not dying, I'm not about to stop anytime soon."

Oh! You must be so wise!

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Condensation said:

Oh! You must be so wise!

"Probably," Kreshnik agreed. "But unfortunately I'm not much use in a battle. I can turn into a bat, though, which is fun!"

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said:

"Probably," Kreshnik agreed. "But unfortunately I'm not much use in a battle. I can turn into a bat, though, which is fun!"

Ooooh! Can I see?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Condensation said:

Ooooh! Can I see?

Kreshnik turned into a vampire bat, flew around in a couple circles, did a loop-de-loop, and landed upside-down on the ceiling, gripping onto a ceiling fan.

[Condensation she/her]

6 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

Kreshnik turned into a vampire bat, flew around in a couple circles, did a loop-de-loop, and landed upside-down on the ceiling, gripping onto a ceiling fan.

Awesome! Want to see what I can do?

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I wouldn't say yes.

 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Condensation said:

Awesome! Want to see what I can do?

"Sure!"

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Neither would I, but I'm not Kreshnik.

 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said:

"Sure!"

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Someone stop her before she lights the whole place on fire, please.

@AmazingGoob

[Isabelle6060 she/her]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Awesome! Want to see what I can do?

 

 

1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said:

"Sure!"

 

Daisy flew up. “Um…please don’t. I don’t think lighting the place on fire is a very good idea.” 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Isabelle6060 said:

Daisy flew up. “Um…please don’t. I don’t think lighting the place on fire is a very good idea.” 

Oh, right. Maybe later, then.

[Random Bystander she/her]

On 8/26/2021 at 11:16 AM, Knight of Iron said:

He shrugged. "It's not even an allergy, it's more a high intolerance of foods with high sulphur content, such as garlic. Makes me sick if I eat it. And, I think you're thinking of silver."

She blinked. "That's really interesting... That sounds a lot like celiac disease." She started muttering. "I wonder if there are similarities in the genetic structure of vampires and people with celiac disease that other people don't have..."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

On 8/29/2021 at 9:40 PM, Isabelle6060 said:

Daisy flew up. “Um…please don’t. I don’t think lighting the place on fire is a very good idea.” 

"Ah, a fairy," Kreshnik noticed. "Hello."

On 8/30/2021 at 0:09 PM, Random Bystander said:

She blinked. "That's really interesting... That sounds a lot like celiac disease." She started muttering. "I wonder if there are similarities in the genetic structure of vampires and people with celiac disease that other people don't have..."

"Maybe," Kreshnik said. "It seems that fearful peasant humans have overblown our intolerance into something that is supposed to 'ward us off'. They were so desperate to stave us off..."

[Random Bystander she/her]

22 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

"Ah, a fairy," Kreshnik noticed. "Hello."

"Maybe," Kreshnik said. "It seems that fearful peasant humans have overblown our intolerance into something that is supposed to 'ward us off'. They were so desperate to stave us off..."

"Well, do you blame them? I for one enjoy being alive." 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

6 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

"Well, do you blame them? I for one enjoy being alive." 

"If you heard some serial killer was lactose intolerant, would you surround your house with a circle of cheese?"