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On 7/23/2021 at 1:42 PM, Condensation said:

 

"It's fine Candence. The genie fixes it, remember?"

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Oh, right. That's my fault, sorry. Too bad the genie left, he could've fixed what the others did. Or... what we're assuming they did?

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On 7/27/2021 at 2:40 PM, Condensation said:

Oh, right. That's my fault, sorry. Too bad the genie left, he could've fixed what the others did. Or... what we're assuming they did?

"Okay Candence, I'll believe you until we see proof otherwise. No ballistas, alright?"

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On 7/28/2021 at 4:36 PM, Condensation said:

Good. And if you need me to, I can go talk to them!

"Yeah. Just make sure not to get into too much danger when that happens. Anyways, we still need somewhere to hide. Any ideas?"

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On 7/30/2021 at 2:09 PM, Condensation said:

We could hide... in a cave?

"I don't know about that. Caves are big and there isn't a lot in them. Plus, I don't think there are many caves near here, so unless we want to drive for a couple hours or walk for a couple days, I don't think we can get to one very easily."

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On 8/3/2021 at 5:32 PM, Condensation said:

We could hide in a tree! Like a stone one, so it wouldn't burn!

"A stone... Tree? Do you mean like a skyscraper?"

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Huh. I feel like I've seen actual stone trees...

So it appears that most are knocked down and in pieces, but some are still standing.

 

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"Okay." Lilliana said. "Here's an idea. If civilization is close to collapsing, why don't we commandeer a Costco? We'd have plenty of supplies, and the Costco would probably be easily defendable! I mean, they are large, and have a couple entrances that are easily shut, and have security cameras. We'd have space to do anything we wanted, and space to put anything we wanted. Also, I'm pretty sure they are usually made of concrete, so it wouldn't be able to burn down."

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Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"I'm afraid we can't do that." Calcifer replied. "It's a little-known fact that every Costco is run by a devil."

"... Wait. What? I'm confused. How and why do you know that?"

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6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Both questions answered at the same time: because I've fought them before."

"Huh. Well, I think we should at least raid a store of some kind. We'll need lots of supplies. Hm... Maybe we could find a bomb shelter or something. That could make a good base of operations. It would be hard for many of the different mythological creatures to attack us, and it would once again be easily defendable." She suggested, trying her hardest to not panic. 

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Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"The single safest place we could ever be at a time like this is Ikea."

"Then lets go to IKEA. There's less food, but still." Dang it. Now I want meatballs. And candy. And cinnamon rolls.

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13 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"The closest one is currently on fire, so we'll have to pick a different city."

"... If the closest IKEA is on fire, why do you think IKEAs are our best bet?"

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4 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

"... If the closest IKEA is on fire, why do you think IKEAs are our best bet?"

“Guys, I heard Sams Club was the best store ever. It’d have everything we need in bulk! Not to mention their pretzels are the best things ever created.” 

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