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Just now, Isabelle6060 said:

“Guys, I heard Sams Club was the best store ever. It’d have everything we need in bulk! Not to mention their pretzels are the best things ever created.” 

"Why don't we raid a Sams Club, and then commandeer an IKEA?"

Posted
9 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

"... If the closest IKEA is on fire, why do you think IKEAs are our best bet?"

"They're still flamable regardless of how many angels reside there."

3 minutes ago, Isabelle6060 said:

“Guys, I heard Sams Club was the best store ever. It’d have everything we need in bulk! Not to mention their pretzels are the best things ever created.” 

"NO!"

Posted
3 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

"Why don't we raid a Sams Club, and then commandeer an IKEA?"

“Sure! But what’s so great about IKEA?”

 

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"They're still flamable regardless of how many angels reside there."

"NO!"

”Yes!”

Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"They're still flamable regardless of how many angels reside there."

"Oka..."

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"NO!"

 

1 minute ago, Isabelle6060 said:

“Sure! But what’s so great about IKEA?”

 

”Yes!”

 

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"If Costco is bad, then Sam's Club is the devil's son."

"Uh... Okay then. Noted."

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"If Costco is bad, then Sam's Club is the devil's son."

"Sam's Club is way better than Costco. Sam's Club is the angel, the sanctuary, while Costco is the devil."

Edited by Isabelle6060
Posted
51 minutes ago, Isabelle6060 said:

"Sam's Club is way better than Costco. Sam's Club is the angel, the sanctuary, while Costco is the devil."

"Clearly you've never dealt with an anansi before," Calcifer replied, trying to get his emotions back into check. "They're incredibly deceptive creatures."

Posted

A man in a snazzy black suit—black shirt, tie, everything—stood outside the door. He looked pale and he seemed very worried. He wore an absolutely snazztastic black fedora. “Uh... h-hello?”

 

Posted
23 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

He opened the door slowly.

The man waited still, seeming very nervous. “N-N-Nemean lion’s coming. C-can I come in?” His eyes were wide with fright.

Posted

Shoot, Kreshnik thought. It seemed this... monster hunter knew better than to give a creature permission to enter someone’s abode. But the lion was coming, and he didn’t want to get his new suit shredded.

“Y-You sure I can’t come in to safety?”

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