Sharder One-Liners

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

zoom said that the pic fyi 

 

"my guy really said hawk tua                 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jc6CAPQ90Sw" said me bc this vid 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, YEVAD said:

Mid 1800s 

Wait I think I’m misunderstanding 

you don't post the page numbers  that allows people to get context

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

""Ah good I have slain my Foe Wyver." Starts to drink to much hot chocolate *chokes* *dies*" - @Oh Bel

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"(Does a murder on Wyver) I won." - @Oh Bel

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

"Buddy I literally ATE you" -@Wyver

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

you don't post the page numbers  that allows people to get context

Oop my bad 

lemme fix that  

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

"WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!" -@Hnk Vola

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"stick your finger in your eyelid" - @Oh Bel

[Aeoryi she/her]

12 hours ago, YEVAD said:

Man they only get weirder

I’d reccommend scrolling through older TLPW pages

theres some pretty good stuffs there.

EDIT: “*slurpy laugh*” - @Bird Furious

”But you and your smiley faces foiled me” @Cinnamon

”are you suggesting someone forces Platypus to be friends?” @Immortal Platypus

“And hacob isn't Platypus 2.0, Hacob is Platypus. There is a place I'm going with that idea, don't worry.” @Immortal Platypus

“Becomes one with the floor” @Aeoryi

”Life is about bikes!!!!” @The Wandering Wizard

“I LIVE IN MY MINDS EYE ON THE WORLD OF KIMUIRUIN IN THE MOUNTAIN RIDGES OF SPINEBACK.” Also @The Wandering Wizard, in the same page.

”Yeah the urn dragons just wanted some lasagna ” @The Wandering Wizard, you’ve got some really funny ones

“cause suffering involves suffering perhaps” @Immortal Platypus

”Because saffron deserves water” @Aeoryi

”EAT MY BALLS" @TheRavenHasLanded

When Saffron returns, the world shall know water...

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

"im about to go all over " - @BUTTER_BENJI_64

"ummmmmmmmmm I don't provide context "- @BUTTER_BENJI_64

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Oh in public @THE DEMON yelled. “I LOVE MOASH” or  smth like that, it might’ve been “MOASH IS THE BEST”

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

5 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

Oh in public @THE DEMON yelled. “I LOVE MOASH” or  smth like that, it might’ve been “MOASH IS THE BEST”

Bud, that was you

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

5 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

Oh in public @THE DEMON yelled. “I LOVE MOASH” or  smth like that, it might’ve been “MOASH IS THE BEST”

 

Just now, YEVAD said:

Bud, that was you

It was both to both

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, YEVAD said:

Bud, that was you

He did it first, I did it later 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Tinwatcher said:

He did it first, I did it later 

But you still did it

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

But you still did it

Ye but it was like a different day,

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Maybe if I convince Brandon we like him he’ll kill moash off

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Tinwatcher said:

Ye but it was like a different day,

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Maybe if I convince Brandon we like him he’ll kill moash off

 

Yeh, I gues 

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No, I have a good reason why not

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He’s plot relevant 

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Always has been

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And always will be

 

 

 

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Yeh, I gues 

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No, I have a good reason why not

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He’s plot relevant 

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Always has been

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And always will be

 

 

 

 

NO! HE JUST STUBBORN! 

(Moash is not Brandon)

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Tinwatcher said:

NO! HE JUST STUBBORN! 

(Moash is not Brandon)

But also 

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Plot relevant 

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

But also 

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Plot relevant 

 

NU UH! all he did was resist Kal’s leadership, get an honor blade, and w&t spoiler

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Wind and truth spoiler 

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Last chance

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Kill a spren

 

 

 

 

Oh and become blind 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*sigh*

Meow

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“

Don’t bleed. I need your blood for…

…

non nefarious reasons. ” 

- @Bird Furious

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

“we are somehow going to find a way to run doom on Stonehenge.” - @KnightSkye

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"You should come into my dark basement full of bodies!" - @Wyver, 2025

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

High n' proud!

Do you wanna come though?