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6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

HEY

IM NOT A NERD

GO EAT ELAN OR SOMETHING

om nom tasty nerd

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56 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

HEY

IM NOT A NERD

GO EAT ELAN OR SOMETHING

Yes you are

Denial is a normal part of life

But why?

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7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Why is denial a normal part of life or why is she in denial?

Mm.

These are both excellent questions.

She's in denial about being a nerd.

Which she is, by the way.

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19 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Thaid asked me to post this

@SmilingPanda19

“Who needs college when you have the nazi anthem.”

“What the floor flip?!”

“I’d date chris if given the option :P. But alas!”

Panda: my dog is a member of the introvert community.

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5 hours ago, Experience said:

Yes you are

Denial is a normal part of life

But why?

Because you wanted to eat a nerd

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31 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh*

Why do you not want to be classified as a nerd, anyway?

I think it’s the social stigma associated with being a nerd 

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Thaid gave me more

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1 hour ago, Experience said:

You of course

Liar

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh*

Why do you not want to be classified as a nerd, anyway?

29 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

I think it’s the social stigma associated with being a nerd 

There are reasons I promise but it’s so complicated to explain and I haven’t quite figured out how to do it in a way that doesn’t spark an argument so uh

because I’m not one

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5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Liar

There are reasons I promise but it’s so complicated to explain and I haven’t quite figured out how to do it in a way that doesn’t spark an argument so uh

because I’m not one

eddie im a nerd

therefore ur a nerd

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8 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Liar

There are reasons I promise but it’s so complicated to explain and I haven’t quite figured out how to do it in a way that doesn’t spark an argument so uh

because I’m not one

Hmm.

Okie then.

Agree to disagree 😉

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1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Liar

There are reasons I promise but it’s so complicated to explain and I haven’t quite figured out how to do it in a way that doesn’t spark an argument so uh

because I’m not one

1 hour ago, Experience said:

eddie im a nerd

therefore ur a nerd

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

I think it’s the social stigma associated with being a nerd 

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh*

Why do you not want to be classified as a nerd, anyway?

And it is those unsaid reasons that are why I’ve stopped calling her a nerd (at least out loud) out of respect for what they may be. 

(And Eddie, I’m not just a nerd, I’m a BAND nerd. Most if not all of the people who call you a nerd see it as a compliment, whether or not you see yourself as one. The definition of nerd is just someone who’s very knowledgeable about a certain thing, and I’m sure you have your things.)

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Edema Rue

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1 hour ago, Experience said:

eddie im a nerd

therefore ur a nerd

i dont

i don’t think that logics

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

And it is those unsaid reasons that are why I’ve stopped calling her a nerd (at least out loud) out of respect for what they may be. 

(And Eddie, I’m not just a nerd, I’m a BAND nerd. Most if not all of the people who call you a nerd see it as a compliment, whether or not you see yourself as one. The definition of nerd is just someone who’s very knowledgeable about a certain thing, and I’m sure you have your things.)

(🥰🥰🥰)

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3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

i dont

i don’t think that logics

(🥰🥰🥰)

I think you forgot a comma there. It should be:

i dont

i don't think, that logics

therefore it does logics and we are both nerds :).

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1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

Thaid gave me more

@SmilingPanda19

 

“Boop!”
“Bop!”
“Why am I thinking about Deadpool!”
“If you married Ryan Reynolds, I wouldn’t be mad.”
“Flip flop floor, shark, chinchilla my booty.”
“Sleep is lame.”
“I’m here to take away your boopinator!”
“Therefore I stole your clock.”
“I have to eat my Mac n cheese!”
“Huzzah magic powers!”

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Through The Living Glass

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2 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

BRO T-T HE'S EXPOSING ME

Speaking from experience here, this is simply something you have to accept when you get a boyfriend. 🙄😂

However I would still like to express empathy for your situation. Have a cookie. *cookie*

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Experience

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4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Speaking from experience here, this is simply something you have to accept when you get a boyfriend. 🙄😂

However I would still like to express empathy for your situation. Have a cookie. *cookie*

Why are you speaking from me? :ph34r:

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