Sharder One-Liners

[Immortal Platypus]

"squawk birds go cow moo quack" - @shortcake

[Morningtide she/her]

3 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I have become a wich! I am devoid of sand and yet still a wich!! - @Morningtide

I don't even know the context for this one lol

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. That was a great discussion lol

My irl friend over text: "You just have to summon the rubber duck gods and sell your soul to them in exchange for astral projection so every night you can have an out of body experience!"

My other irl friend over text: "No no no, I pray to them every single night, but I forgot to ask them to have an out of body experience." 

The first irl friend: "You must offer them an equal sacrifice to receive astral projection."

Edited April 24, 2023 by Morningtide

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

3 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I have become a wich! I am devoid of sand and yet still a wich!! - @Morningtide

I don't even know the context for this one lol

ExuSE Me itS WiTCh nOt wIcH

 

 

 

 

gosh i'm hilarious

Edited April 24, 2023 by TheGreatSnail

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"squawk birds go cow moo quack" - @shortcake

*screams* AGH IVE BEEN QUOTED!

22 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said:

ExuSE Me itS WiTCh nOt wIcH

 

 

 

 

gosh i'm hilarious

s- snail-

i- uh- i think they meant like, "sandwich"-

[Morningtide she/her]

Yeah.... I was most certainly a wich, not a witch

Edited April 24, 2023 by Morningtide

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

3 hours ago, shortcake said:

s- snail-

i- uh- i think they meant like, "sandwich"-

Yeah I realized that right after I posted 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Hey, I know who to bring over! Our very own whitch expert, @Wits instant noodles!

[Cinnamon]

4 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

whitch

Whyyyyy???

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

8 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Whyyyyy???

i would also like to know the answer to this ^

Edited April 25, 2023 by shortcake
forgot a letter

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Cuz it's a jumble of witch, which, and wich!!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Cuz it's a jumble of witch, which, and wich!!

i was about ready to sue you /j

[Cinnamon]

5 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Cuz it's a jumble of witch, which, and wich!!

Yes but it is just so wrong

“I was about ready to sue you /j”- @shortcake

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

ah but im not a witch you see im not not a wich different things you see

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I didn’t say you were. I said you were our resident whitch expert.  

Edited April 25, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

no no no I know nothing of witches or wichs 

[Immortal Platypus]

that's not what he said you knew. He said your a whitch expert

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"Elevensies should be a meal everyone has." - @Cinnamon

[Tea Leaf]

@BrokenPlayer: "Howl's Moving Castle is for tax evasion"

[Edema Rue she/her]

"Reading is hard except for books" @Being of Cacophony

"No I don't care if he listens to me, but [Cacophony] needs to listen to me!" Teacher

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Edema Ruh said:

"Reading is hard except for books" @Being of Cacophony

i have reasons for saying this. and they're good reasons too. they make sense. don't worry about it. Math class is weird.

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"No I don't care if he listens to me, but [Cacophony] needs to listen to me!" Teacher

it wasn't about listening, remember? It was about approval of the math. Wasn't it more like, "I don't need your approval, I need [Cacophony]'s approval." Right?

[Edema Rue she/her]

She wasn't talking about me! She thinks I'm a perfect angel!

[Immortal Platypus]

7 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

She wasn't talking about me! She thinks I'm a perfect angel!

perfect angel... might be a stretch. but she definitely likes you better than him  

On 12/3/2022 at 5:17 PM, Edema Ruh said:

“So what have we learned from this? We can’t loan people to other people, because they will be ripped to pieces.” 
“don’t make me laugh while eating broccoli! It doesn’t come out my nose as easily as water.”

me, talking to @Ookla the platypus

also, I was just looking through this, but i remember it! We were on a bus!

"I will love you all for who you are, but let it be known that I am not sexually attracted to inanimate objects." - @Edema Ruh

Edited April 25, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Wittles he/him]

47 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

@BrokenPlayer: "Howl's Moving Castle is for tax evasion"

That is the actual reason in the book

[Immortal Platypus]

"Good God Where do you live??" -@Shadonin

[Shadonin he/him]

Thanks?....