The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: "I should think so. Why?" "If you are paying as one guy, then I judge you differently. It's much more fun to see a group effort though. So, dance or story? Maybe interpretive poetry?"
Condensation she/her Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, TheWard'sGuard said: "If you are paying as one guy, then I judge you differently. It's much more fun to see a group effort though. So, dance or story? Maybe interpretive poetry?" "I'll be paying for the whole group."
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Condensation said: "I'll be paying for the whole group." "One person paying for a whole group? This is gonna be quite a show!" The old man reaches into the rags that he calls clothes and brings out three sticks tied together, he placed one end of the ground in a way so that it would make a stool. 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: "We could put on a play." "Ah, a play. It's been a while since I've seen a good one. I'll accept that too. So which is it?"
Condensation she/her Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: "We could put on a play." "That isn't the kind of thing I'm good at, but sure."
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: "That isn't the kind of thing I'm good at, but sure." The Old Man sat on the stool. "Ah, so what will you do? The retelling of Gorgion the Kinslayer? The Affair of Kortenair the Fair? The Tragedy of Pealinarti the Pear? Or will you be doing an improvised play? I'm already getting excited!"
Mystic Syn she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Spoiler *aka Ember Island Play Y'all should do The Boy In The Ice*. Just a suggestion. Don't mind me, I'm just stalking before I decide to actually join the rp.
Condensation she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mystic Syn said: Reveal hidden contents *aka Ember Island Play Y'all should do The Boy In The Ice*. Just a suggestion. Don't mind me, I'm just stalking before I decide to actually join the rp. I love that one.
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 29 minutes ago, TheWard'sGuard said: The Old Man sat on the stool. "Ah, so what will you do? The retelling of Gorgion the Kinslayer? The Affair of Kortenair the Fair? The Tragedy of Pealinarti the Pear? Or will you be doing an improvised play? I'm already getting excited!" "We'll be reenacting the tale of Bili the Unicorn and the underfunded adventure website." Very long story. Do you guys want to hear it?
Condensation she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: "We'll be reenacting the tale of Bili the Unicorn and the underfunded adventure website." Very long story. Do you guys want to hear it? Um... maybe summarize it here and we'll timeskip?
Mystic Syn she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Well, do you a) have time to tell this grand adventure, or b)) have enough imagination to fly by the seat of your pants? Edited November 19, 2020 by Mystic Syn
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: "We'll be reenacting the tale of Bili the Unicorn and the underfunded adventure website." Very long story. Do you guys want to hear it? The Old Man raised his eyebrow. "Can't say that I've heard of this one. You sure it's worth me letting you through?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Um... maybe summarize it here and we'll timeskip? Okay. So. The premise is me practicing improvised storywriting by giving bedtime stories to my sister. These stories were about Bili the Unicorn and her friends, Fred and George (no, not the Weasleys. Why would you think that?). There's about eight episodes to it, but basically Bili's supposedly the "last unicorn" and she wants to go find more of her kind so that they don't all go extinct. After finding another unicorn named Bill, they embark on a quest to find the Eldar Unicorn, who gives them directions to find the four other major types of Unicorn: Alicorn, Texan, Mountain, and [redacted] (in case you can't tell, this story is 90% antics and 10% actual story). After they find those, they repopulate their race (not in a weird way... or, rather, in a very weird way, but not in that way), and they just kinda... chill. So with their eighty-two thousand unicorn babies to take care of, Bili and her friends can't sleep, so they go on a quest to find some magical powder that'll make the toddlers sleepy. They use this website called QuestAdventure.com to find this stuff (the website plays a huge role in the story), but then they meet an evil unicorn called the Necromid. They supposedly defeat him, go home, and live happily ever af--HAH!! GOT YOU!!! The powder actually has a side effect of vanishing small children, so all the kids vanish. They decide that it's all the Necromid's fault, then go and find him. Then they supposedly defeat him again, save the children, and live happily ever af-- The children are still so loud that they can't get to sleep. And that's season one!
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Season two is about Jean, the second Eldar Unicorn after the first one trips and falls off a mountain, lacerating his spine and dying instantly.
Mystic Syn she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 This writing can rival Sanderson himself.
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Mystic Syn said: This writing can rival Sanderson himself. You flatter me, but no. However, the worldbuilding is easily better than Tolkien and Rowling combined.
Mystic Syn she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: You flatter me, but no. However, the worldbuilding is easily better than Tolkien and Rowling combined. Fair, but almost anyone can rival Rowling's worldbuilding nowadays, ever since she started to tamper with her world, lol.
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 The Old Man wiped a tear from his grimy face. "I can honestly say, I've never seen nor heard anything quite like that; and here I thought that you knew of no stories my friend. But I judge that to only be worth have of your group, unless half of you want to stay behind, you got anything else?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, TheWard'sGuard said: The Old Man wiped a tear from his grimy face. "I can honestly say, I've never seen nor heard anything quite like that; and here I thought that you knew of no stories my friend. But I judge that to only be worth have of your group, unless half of you want to stay behind, you got anything else?" "I have season two."
Condensation she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 "Or I could put on a musical number. It's really not all that much trouble." Melody smacked her forehead. "Oh, duh! I can do illusions, would that help?"
Mystic Syn she/her Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, TheWard'sGuard said: The Old Man wiped a tear from his grimy face. "I can honestly say, I've never seen nor heard anything quite like that; and here I thought that you knew of no stories my friend. But I judge that to only be worth have of your group, unless half of you want to stay behind, you got anything else?" That's my cue again~ A nurse comes strolling down the stairs and notices the old man. She gave a sigh of relief, putting a hand over her heart. "There you are, Grandpa," she said, briskly walking in her red heels. "You need to stop it with this hobby, or you know that the Mafia will find you. They're good like that."
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Mystic Syn said: That's my cue again~ A nurse comes strolling down the stairs and notices the old man. She gave a sigh of relief, putting a hand over her heart. "There you are, Grandpa," she said, briskly walking in her red heels. "You need to stop it with this hobby, or you know that the Mafia will find you. They're good like that." "The... who?"
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Mystic Syn said: That's my cue again~ A nurse comes strolling down the stairs and notices the old man. She gave a sigh of relief, putting a hand over her heart. "There you are, Grandpa," she said, briskly walking in her red heels. "You need to stop it with this hobby, or you know that the Mafia will find you. They're good like that." The Old Man turned dramatically towards the Nurse. "Ah, I hear them coming now! The Parvis Dolor ira Populo will never take me alive! NOT TODAY!" The Old Man grabbed something from his rags and slammed it against the ground, causing a cloud of smoke to arise. As the smoke clouded everyone's vision, the Old Man ran off with his stool.
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheWard'sGuard said: The Old Man turned dramatically towards the Nurse. "Ah, I hear them coming now! The Parvis Dolor ira Populo will never take me alive! NOT TODAY!" The Old Man grabbed something from his rags and slammed it against the ground, causing a cloud of smoke to arise. As the smoke clouded everyone's vision, the Old Man ran off with his stool. Ellis raised an eyebrow. "Oookay, then. Shall we continue?" @Condensation @xinoehp512
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now