Grammar and Spelling Police

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

@Matrim's Dice is a traitor, get HIM!

I believe my words had been edited by an outside source. I return the favor.

[Frustration]

Me freeze reedin' from da night of canals.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I believe my words had been edited by an outside source. I return the favor.

Wat deed yu dho toooo mee?

Alzo @Channelknight Fadran Eye ham ay sharhd. Eye teleporht beehind yu.

[Mat he/him]

@Shard of Reading! Pop Quiz!

Name the three 'yours'! One has been given to you.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

Name the three 'yours'! One has been given to you.

Yurs, Yurs, ahnd Yurs.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yurs, Yurs, ahnd Yurs.

know, its yours, you ares, and yoursh

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Frustration said:

know, its yours, you ares, and yoursh

Thaht's wat Eye Sahd.

[Frustration]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

Thaht's wat Eye Sahd.

learning of learn ofing it hereing

 

[Scarletfox]

I want to join the ranks! I love grammar!

@DramaQueen

[Lunamor she/her]

I would happily pledge my undying loyalty to this organization.

[FriarFritz]

Ooh, can I be Master of Obscure Technicalities and Head Delver in Arcane Grammatical Lore?

Also, over 80 posts in 2 hours? Goodness me!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

24 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

Ooh, can I be Master of Obscure Technicalities and Head Delver in Arcane Grammatical Lore?

Also, over 80 posts in 2 hours? Goodness me!

Eye helhped aylot

[Frustration]

37 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Eye helhped aylot

Hay, wat a bot mii?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Hay, wat a bot mii?

Yu helhped az wel, butt Eye Lik toooo thihnk Eye Dihd Mohst ov eht

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yu helhped az wel, butt Eye Lik toooo thihnk Eye Dihd Mohst ov eht

This is gTetign hard, so im' using the misspellnig gnereator.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

This is gTetign hard, so im' using the misspellnig gnereator.

Pur skilz riht her

[Channelknight Fadran]

Y'know, @DramaQueen, I'm wondering if we should hide this topic and purge these abominations.

[FriarFritz]

Off with their heads!

[Scarletfox]

I have begun the process.

55 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Eye helhped aylot

I helped a lot.

17 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Hay, wat a bot mii?

Hey, what about me?

11 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yu helhped az wel, butt Eye Lik toooo thihnk Eye Dihd Mohst ov eht

You helped as well, but I like to think I did most of it.

6 minutes ago, Frustration said:

This is gTetign hard, so im' using the misspellnig gnereator.

This is getting hard, so I'm using the misspelling generator.

3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Pur skilz riht her

Pure skills right there.

Edited September 16, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Shard of Reading he/him]

24 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

Off with their heads!

plz nho

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

41 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

plz nho

For those without proper grammar, yes!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

For those without proper grammar, yes!

Ihm makng lts ov enemes n ths thred.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

6 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Ihm makng lts ov enemes n ths thred.

I apologize, sir, I am literally unable to understand what “ov” means, perhaps you could clarify?

Edit: So I see, that’s an “L” not an “I”

Edited September 16, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[FriarFritz]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

I'm making lots of enemies in this thread.

You are indeed.

Oxford comma: yea or nay?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, FriarFritz said:

You are indeed.

Oxford comma: yea or nay?

YEA.