Grammar and Spelling Police

[Shard of Reading he/him]

2 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

I SMELL A PLOT!

 

Eene editd mhy pohst

[FriarFritz]

Ho ho! We have mod powers on our side!

4 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Ene edited my post.

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

Ho ho! We have mod powers on our side!

 

Butt wee hahv determnation

[Vapor she/her]

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I am asking to join

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as

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an undercover eedeot

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mist she/her]

4 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yes, but I was over a quarter of the posts.

 

3 hours ago, Frustration said:

Oh no, Reading, they have a Moderator!

We might be in trouble.

Please don't ban me.

@Shard of Reading

 

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I get to mess with a Moderator now. 

I love Ene and would never make a grammar mistake to irritate her. 

 

2 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

That's really nice. 

Unfortunately I don't share your morals.

What is grammar?

 

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

Gosh darn it! I forgot Mods could do that.

 

59 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Ene edited my post

 

47 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

But we have determination.

 

19 minutes ago, Vapor said:

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an undercover idiot

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hm. I think there's something off about this post.

She just clarified. It's the other way around. 

Edited September 17, 2020 by Mist

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

Eene editd mhy pohst

i toad uo oui mite bee ene troubel!!!

an as mist eas "fiksing" oar poasts she kan fiks dis

da o' in kt lied sn

 

[FriarFritz]

17 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I told you we might be "Ene" trouble!

And as long as Mist is fixing our posts she can fix this.

Gobbledygook.

 

Help! What does that last line actually say?

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Unless it's actual gibletish meant to mess with us.

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 hour ago, FriarFritz said:

Help! What does that last line actually say?

Yu dont spek eediot fluntly.

Edited September 17, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Condensation she/her]

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yu dont spek eediot fluntly.

I have excellent grammar. No, I don't speak idiot fluently, that's a job for idiots.

It's like that one language in Paranatural where you learn one word for every vicious crime you commit.

[Frustration]

Yeees, knot evan @Condensation kan transate my knew eglish!

@Shard of Reading ey wheel tell u hwo two due iet.

[Condensation she/her]

*Yes, not even @Condensation can translate my new English!

@Shard of Reading, I will tell you how to do it.

Try that on for size.

[Frustration]

38 minutes ago, Condensation said:

*Yes, not even @Condensation can translate my new English!

@Shard of Reading, I will tell you how to do it.

Try that on for size.

 

7 hours ago, Frustration said:

da o' in kt lied sn

@Condensation

Edited September 18, 2020 by Frustration

[Condensation she/her]

#don'tcare

Bye!

[Mist she/her]

 

7 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

You don't speak idiot fluently.

 

2 hours ago, Frustration said:

Yes, not even @Condensation can translate my new English!

@Shard of Reading I will tell you how to do it.

 

Edited September 18, 2020 by Mist

[Frustration]

16 minutes ago, Mist said:

Yes, not even @Condensation can translate my new English!

@Shard of Reading I will tell you how to do it.

Shaim, u 'ad two mainy twos en you're tranlation.

oui winn.

[Mist she/her]

32 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Shame, you had too many toos in your translation.

We win.

You are correct. I make mistakes too. 

Edited September 18, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

Mist makes lots of mistakes. 

[Vapor she/her]

she doesnt

[Mist she/her]

Just now, Vapor said:

She doesn't.

Thanks. Maybe not lots, but I do make mistakes. 

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, Vapor said:

she doesnt

She makes fewer than you, that's for sure!

I make fewer than both of you. There's a reason it's become an accomplishment to correct me.

Edited September 18, 2020 by Condensation

[revelryintheart she/her]

2 minutes ago, Vapor said:

she doesnt

*doesn't

Vapor apparently does though.

[Mist she/her]

Just now, Condensation said:

She makes fewer than you, that's for sure!

I make fewer than both of you. There's a reason it's become an accomplishment to correct me.

I think it's because you were the first grammar cop.

[Condensation she/her]

It's also because I make such a good grammar cop.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

3 minutes ago, Condensation said:

It's also because I make such a good grammar cop.

And yet, how many times have I corrected you today alone? 

I get it, you're stressed, it makes sense. But, like you said, it's an accomplishment!

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

And yet, how many times have I corrected you today alone? 

I get it, you're stressed, it makes sense. But, like you said, it's an accomplishment!

Two. You corrected my word choice twice.

I think one of the reasons that I'm so stressed is because I feel like I have to be perfect or people will make a big deal out of correcting me. This is an observation, not an invitation to fix it, I'm fine and I'll be better. I enjoy it when it's an accomplishment to correct me, because it means that I've been correct so many times. You just flip it on its head, and then it's not Frustrating any more. Like getting summoned to The Game and its Losers, usually it would feel frustrating to lose the Game. But when you think about it, getting summoned means that they're thinking about you, which is a compliment! Therefore, getting summoned to The Game and its Loser is a compliment!