Grammar and Spelling Police

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 hours ago, Condensation said:

'Tis true.

I just realized, shouldn't that be *can probably tell?

Yep, you're right. I'm fixing that now!

[AonEne he/him]

Do we have a badge? 

[Condensation she/her]

I would love that. Please?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

20 hours ago, AonEne said:

Do we have a badge? 

Plz dohnt. Yu wuld bee evehn mor scaree.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I would like to suggest that our name be changed to the Language Police, with departments of grammar and syntax, spelling, quotations, and others to be added when needed.

Edited November 16, 2020 by Doomstick

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Whel stohrms. Ihm ot ove prahctic fur beeng idot. Eye ned toh rhemehmber howh to mspll.

[AonEne he/him]

7 hours ago, Doomstick said:

I would like to suggest that our name be changed to the Language Police, with departments of grammar and syntax, spelling, quotations, and others to be added when needed.

I support this motion. 

[Condensation she/her]

22 hours ago, Doomstick said:

I would like to suggest that our name be changed to the Language Police, with departments of grammar and syntax, spelling, quotations, and others to be added when needed.

I second this motion.(That's how you do it, Ene. XD )

[Frustration]

Helow?

ane1 whome?

[Condensation she/her]

6 hours ago, Frustration said:

Helow?

ane1 whome?

Um... no.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 hours ago, Frustration said:

Helow?

ane1 whome?

I assume that this is a misspelling of below followed, by a line break, then an... interesting way of writing methane, then a misspelling of whom. I must, however, inform you that in this situation one would use who, not whom.

Translation: Who is below methane?

 

To answer, I would guess Lithium and Silicon.

[Frustration]

6 hours ago, Doomstick said:

I assume that this is a misspelling of below followed, by a line break, then an... interesting way of writing methane, then a misspelling of whom. I must, however, inform you that in this situation one would use who, not whom.

Translation: Who is below methane?

 

To answer, I would guess Lithium and Silicon.

Oui whin thesse!

Edited November 19, 2020 by Frustration

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

Oui whin thesse!

Okay, so that is three different languages.  "Oui win esse!" translates from French and Latin (and English) to be "yes win to be!"  However, the languages may have messed up the word order, and you may have forgotten to conjugate esse, making the meaning of this "yes to being [the] win!"

[Frustration]

12 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

Okay, so that is three different languages.  "Oui win esse!" translates from French and Latin (and English) to be "yes win to be!"  However, the languages may have messed up the word order, and you may have forgotten to conjugate esse, making the meaning of this "yes to being [the] win!"

Oim for paralel unevirzes ahed ov yu.

[Condensation she/her]

17 hours ago, Doomstick said:

I assume that this is a misspelling of below followed, by a line break, then an... interesting way of writing methane, then a misspelling of whom. I must, however, inform you that in this situation one would use who, not whom.

Translation: Who is below methane?

 

To answer, I would guess Lithium and Silicon.

Doomstick, you're the best. Thanks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

28 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Doomstick, you're the best. Thanks.

*finger guns*

10 hours ago, Frustration said:

Oim for paralel unevirzes ahed ov yu.

Oh im for para lel uni vir zes head ova you.

So, here you appear to have forgotten that you had written "for" when you had put the Spanish translation of it in. "[L]el" is probably an alternate spelling of lul, which derives from lol, so it would mean laughing.

Oh im for laughing uni vir zes ova you.

Uni is the prefix for one, vir is Latin for man, zes is six in dutch, and ova is eggs in latin.

Oh im for laughing one man six eggs you.

Now that this is all English, I will fix up your grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and syntax, which have obviously been messed up in translation. 

Oh, I'm laughing for one man, you six eggs.

Here, I realize that you actually meant for there to be two "for"s in this sentence.

Oh, I'm laughing for one man, you for six eggs.

[Condensation she/her]

22 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

*finger guns*

Seriously, though. I'm laughing so hard.

[Frustration]

42 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

*finger guns*

Oh im for para lel uni vir zes head ova you.

So, here you appear to have forgotten that you had written "for" when you had put the Spanish translation of it in. "[L]el" is probably an alternate spelling of lul, which derives from lol, so it would mean laughing.

Oh im for laughing uni vir zes ova you.

Uni is the prefix for one, vir is Latin for man, zes is six in dutch, and ova is eggs in latin.

Oh im for laughing one man six eggs you.

Now that this is all English, I will fix up your grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and syntax, which have obviously been messed up in translation. 

Oh, I'm laughing for one man, you six eggs.

Here, I realize that you actually meant for there to be two "for"s in this sentence.

Oh, I'm laughing for one man, you for six eggs.

Fio de flawe gems hurnt inferr

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

On 11/16/2020 at 1:30 PM, Shard of Reading said:

Whel stohrms. Ihm ot ove prahctic fur beeng idot. Eye ned toh rhemehmber howh to mspll.

Heha. Wasshup peeepleee. Wellle takitoverinasecond! He haha he 

[Condensation she/her]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please don't make that a thing again.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Ok. 

Spoiler

haha. We will take over.

 

Edited November 23, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Condensation she/her]

23 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Ok. 

  Reveal hidden contents

haha. We will take over.

 

Not if I have anything to say about it!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Not if I have anything to say about it!

you don't

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Bearer of all agonies said:

you don't

Yes I do, you can't take over while I'm still here.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

5 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes I do, you can't take over while I'm still here.

nyhehehehehehe