The Person Below Me

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Absolutely. I've laughed way too hard at some in the Sharder One-liners thread.

TPBM has a bunch of stuff that they ought to throw away, but can't bring themself to.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Not anymore. I managed to throw it away.

TPBM can minecraft

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I can minecraft so hard

TPBM visits their mother regularly.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I feel kind of bad about it, but.............................................. no.

The person below me plans to go to Juliard with a musical instrument they are currently playing.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

...No?

TPBM plays MTG.

Edited October 25, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I know how, but I don't have a deck.

TPBM has a cat laying on their keyboard.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Thankfully not. Though on that note, today was the first day this half of the year that I had a cat sleeping on top of me. Winter is coming. 

TPBM is sleepy. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I just yawned because of this post, so yes.

TPBM has a fun story idea or cliff hanger that they want to implement sometime.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Several. Turns out having creative ideas and being competent at writing prose are completely different things though. 

TPBM is easily spooked. 

[Regent she/her]

Depends.

TPBM has the weirdest cravings sometimes.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Sometimes I crave rain so I suppose?

TPBM looks at the sky and goes “ooohhh prettyyy…”

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Yes, especially if it's a rare occasion where I'm in a place with actual stars.

TPBM has pet peeves that they refuse to vocalize.

[Procrastination she/her]

Absolutely true. And no, you cannot hear them.

TPBM is wanted for cult-like dedication to Sanderson in several countries.

(also archivist you stole my reply…don’t worry, I’ll get you back someday. Also, do you like cookies? No reason, just wanted to know.)

Edited October 26, 2022 by rosharian_cat

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Last time I checked I was only wanted in the free kingdoms for that.

TPBM likes to joke with people a lot.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

True… but most people don’t like my jokes so-

TPBM likes fog!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

It's an absolute mood... I LOVE IT. 

TPBM is a night owl.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I read that as "TPBM is actually a bird" and was extremely confused for a second

And to answer the question... Past midnight, don't feed let me out of my bed. Or I'll turn into a zombie.

TPBM has assigned in their head a gender to another Sharder, completely arbitrarily, and then discovered they had gotten it wrong but still sees them as the "wrong" gender.

[FlowerGirl she/her]

Yes, there is someone who I assigned the wrong gender to, only to look at their profile, find out I find wrong, try to correct myself, and still use the wrong words in my head.

TPBM has a large collection of odd objects.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I have a small collection of odd objects.

TPBM likes confusing people.

[FlowerGirl she/her]

I do when I do it intentionally. If I confuse someone on accident or because I said something stupid I'm just embarrassed

TPBM spends more time with book characters than with real people.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Probably not since I admittedly don't read enough for that. Fictional characters as a whole though... 

TPBM likes spicy things. 

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Mmmmm yes. *Heavy breathing and panicked drinking noises ensue*

TPBM would eat an entire pickle. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Probably not.

TPBM still wonders how in Damnation the Shard is a non-toxic internet community.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Every day. My friends asked how the discord isn't spammed with the however-many thousand users but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TPBM would shoot for the moon and land amongst the stars drift endlessly into the cold abyss of space.

[Telrao she/her]

Absolutely. In fact, I'm floating right now! (BaD InTErNet)

TPBM would steal a frog