Worst Thing to Say

[AonDoor he/him]

Um... What?

When you're a moderator breaking up a heated argument

[Quivil]

I mean, obviously [redacted] is right, but seriously! Stop fighting!

 

When you just got rickrolled

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Ooohh, this was fun! I'm off to do it to every single person I interact with from now on!

When you change your name for Ookla season

[AonDoor he/him]

You'd better not steal my name.

When you're getting a job interview

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just checking… you’re alright with the murders, right? And the flayings?

WTWTTS when you get a new hamster.

 

[Experience he/him]

Say hello to your new room mate, the dog!

WTWTTS when your ice cream falls on the ground.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Five second roll!

WTWTTS when you eat the last cookie?

[Quivil]

That cookie was so terrible that I'll never be able to force myself to eat cookies ever again.

 

WTWTTS when you broke the classroom projector

[AonDoor he/him]

...It broke.

When someone's about to vomit/puke/throw up/barf

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, group hug!

When you’re torturing someone

[AonDoor he/him]

I think this game got a bit out of hand.

When you discover you're a voidbringer

[NameIess]

Time to go torture some heralds for millenia!

When you realize that your best friend is a kandra

[Robin Sedai she/her]

KILL IT!!

When you're taking the SAT

[AonDoor he/him]

Well, this is my fourth time taking the ACT. I hope I get higher than 40 this time.

When someone compliments your hat

Edited December 15, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Why thank you my dear, I make it out of the skin of tall people.

When you're eating boots

Edited December 16, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[NameIess]

"See? I told you monkeys tasted good."

When you're fighting a dragon

[Voidspawn he/him]

"Boo."

WTWTTSW your younger brother catches you playing video games at midnight when you aren't supposed to?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"If you tell, nobody will ever hear you scream."

When you dropped two eggs on the floor

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"I think I'll just leave those there."

When you just woke up.

[Guest]

"Time to go kill some penguins!"

When you get caught cheating in a test.

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Tell, and I torture you to death and toss your corpse in the ocean."

When you torture someone to death and toss their corpse in the ocean.

[Guest]

"BON VOYAGE!" 

When you're turned into a vampire.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*sniff* "This is the best day of my life."

When you're at a fancy party.

[Guest]

"The menu here looks more tasty than food items on it" (I'm paraphrasing a quote from Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code) (I just couldn't resist)

When you're served a cheese platter.

Edited December 17, 2021 by Elf

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ooh, brie. That goes well with the taste of blood!

When you're rereading Mistborn