Boys. Not ONLY boys, but... Boys.

[Ranryu she/her]

I envy people who have broken feet. They get to zooom around on scooters, and EVERYONE MUST YIELD TO THEM!!  Imagine if we had all the male sharders stand in a line, and then the brakes on the scooter "stopped working" just as we were driving it towards them.  Destruction! Chaos! Getting to say the word zooom a lot! We (girls) would finally win this war!

(The other option is an underground owen fighting ring, because there are so many people named owen; odds are we have a few on the shard)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hmm. I’m very glad I chose you as a cotyrant. 

[Ranryu she/her]

All I do all day is think of these things.

We would also cut the owens knees off and replace them with hover platforms so they can kneel in the air (but they can't fly because then they could escape). They would be armed with pool noodles that travel at the speed of light. We would just throw all the owens in a pit and watch what happens. If they're wise, they will form teams and eventually attempt to escape the pit. If they are not wise, they will kill each other and the last owen standing will declare himself king. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And then I would kill or dethrone him because any monarch threatens the foundation of my tyrannical rule.

But I’m sure he would have fun winning.

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Ranryu she/her]

He would. But he would be King of a Pit of Dead Owens. You really want sovereignty over that?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

It’s not the beauty of the area over which I have jurisdiction. It’s the fact of the existence of a rival monarch.

He can be a governer.

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Wut

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

Mass destruction? 

Can I have some root?

*passes jar of root*

ROOOOOOT

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Reindeer are better than people. Sven, don't you think I'm right?

[S. Stormy she/her]

Is it just me or have girls taken over the boys' thread and boys taken over the girls' thread?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

want to start a quest to the hidden waterfall of ROOOOT?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said:

Is it just me or have girls taken over the boys' thread and boys taken over the girls' thread?

I do not think it is just you. I believe this is a very true reality. However, I am beyond caring about such things. As long as my subjects are contented.

[S. Stormy she/her]

19 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

One time I accidentally blew up part of my hand

Storytime???

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I blew up monster butt yesterday.

Does that count?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

An alien ate me today.

Does that count?

[Going_North_cal]

I almost t-boned someone and died yesterday.

Does that count?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I did stuff today.

Does that count?

[Ranryu she/her]

I blew up a spaceship right after some aliens ate some people. 

Does that count?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I have a throne being commissioned. 

Does that count?

Also, how did this happen?

[Telrao she/her]

Roooooooooot *mildly spoopy splashing noises*

[AonDoor he/him]

I don't even want to know what that means.

I threw an avocado yesterday.

Does that count?

What are we even doing?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

No idea

[Going_North_cal]

yeah im not sure either but 2 days ago i did actually almost t-bone some idiot who turned right in front of me i had to slam on my brakes like wtf

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I was used to host an alien larva which I had to get removed surgically. And then I went and fought an alien while I had little ammo and was already severely injured, so then it killed me and ate me.

Does that count?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

We played a fun board game.