Boys. Not ONLY boys, but... Boys.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Root root is yummy. Cuz it’s wooden and covered in bugs and tastes like cardboard and dirt, but less processed.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Root root is yummy. Cuz it’s wooden and covered in bugs and tastes like cardboard and dirt, but less processed.

[Telrao she/her]

*Telrao digs up a root* Hmmmm - here you go, I guess.

[Quivil]

Square root?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

No

Rootbeer but without the beer

ROOT

ROOT IS THE BEST
ROOT IS GLORIOUS!

ROOT IS THAT WEIRD ROTTEN DIRT WATER IN SEWERS
IT TASTES AMAZING

Edited November 23, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
fixed weird spelling

[Going_North_cal]

....Thaidakar, is everything okay at home?

[Quivil]

Thaidakar, do you need help?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What makes you ask that? 

[Going_North_cal]

you're actin wack

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*blinks*

huh

Well

*downs jar of root*

MAYBE I AM!

[Going_North_cal]

:/

...do i need to call police

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The police?

Why?

Root isn't against the law.

it is the law.

[Going_North_cal]

mk now im just concerned like... a lot :[

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I WANT ROOT

Hey Thaidakar can I have root?

Edit: don’t be ridiculous, Calano. Anyone can see he’s healthily insane. 

Can we blow something up?

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

I WANT ROOT

Hey Thaidakar can I have root?

 

Do you need to ask? *passes jar of root*

 

Just now, Ookla the Crow said:

mk now im just concerned like... a lot :[

Concerned?

why would you need to be?

it's just plain old root, want a try?

[Going_North_cal]

not particularly.

i knew you were weird but this is... weirder

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Then you clearly haven't seen all sides of me yet.

*downs another jar of root*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*sips some root*
It could use some gunpowder.
*sprinkles a little bit of gunpowder, then gulps the root*

YUMMY. NOW LETS BLOW STUFF UP.

[Going_North_cal]

...evidently

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Imma go blow up that car.

*proceeds to do so*

[Quivil]

*flees from the thread in confusion and terror*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

TANIIIII

COME HELP ME BLOW SOMETHING UP

Like a china shop

Ooh, or a stadium

please?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

TANIIIII

COME HELP ME BLOW SOMETHING UP

Like a china shop

Ooh, or a stadium

please?

Can I come too?

I've always wanted to blow things up

One time I accidentally blew up part of my hand

[Ranryu she/her]

Mass destruction? 

Can I have some root?

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the Obstinate
300th post?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

47 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Can I come too?

I've always wanted to blow things up

One time I accidentally blew up part of my hand

1 minute ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

Mass destruction? 

Yes. Certainly. Let’s blow up… umm… a petroleum factory. I shall go find some napalm.