Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Just now, Keke said: Ack! I saw! my inactivity is showing smh, having a real life is lame!!!! I’ve been staying busy all week! Admittedly, the hyperactive newcomers are half of the top 4, it's not just you not being on.
Keke They/he Posted March 2 Posted March 2 37 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said: Admittedly, the hyperactive newcomers are half of the top 4, it's not just you not being on. True, you have also been booted of mis old person.
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 12 minutes ago, Keke said: True, you have also been booted of mis old person. I didn't realize I had that title, so I don't mind.
Honors Spectral Image She/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 2 hours ago, Hmmm lies said: @certifiedcranedriver doesn't even know how far my depths go (although I suspect her guesses may be close), the only people who do also aren't on the Shard. Besides, I've found that every single time someone hyped up their "depraved mind" like this, it ended up being disappointing, or at least not any worse than I expected. I remember that, yeah it sucks. Still, it felt super good to choose my chosen name in like video games when I was pretty sure no one else would see. I have a doc where me and my… idek what they are but I have a crush on them, and anyways if yall could see everything typed on that doc… 2
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Just now, Honors Ghost said: I have a doc where me and my… idek what they are but I have a crush on them, and anyways if yall could see everything typed on that doc… I'm sure it's not too bad. I once tried putting my depths onto a document, but I was unable to because they were too deep and dark for me to get them all, and also I got bored with doing that. But even the mere tiniest amount that did make it onto the document would shock you. (Maybe not Kansas and Spartan, but again, it's a mere fraction of my true power.) 1
Aeoryi she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 38 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said: I'm sure it's not too bad. I once tried putting my depths onto a document, but I was unable to because they were too deep and dark for me to get them all, and also I got bored with doing that. But even the mere tiniest amount that did make it onto the document would shock you. (Maybe not Kansas and Spartan, but again, it's a mere fraction of my true power.) I'd be unfazed probably but that's not extending an invitation to see that The thing is like especially when making jokes about innuendo it tends to make some people feel uncomfortable and if someone is being made to feel down for the entertainment of others then it just isn't worth it 2
Akimikoisthecutest Posted March 2 Posted March 2 3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: The thing is like especially when making jokes about innuendo it tends to make some people feel uncomfortable and if someone is being made to feel down for the entertainment of others then it just isn't worth it Innuendos literally go right over my head, and then I get them hours later. I also accidentally say things that could be interpreted as an innuendo without ever realizing it.
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: I'd be unfazed probably but that's not extending an invitation to see that The thing is like especially when making jokes about innuendo it tends to make some people feel uncomfortable and if someone is being made to feel down for the entertainment of others then it just isn't worth it I see what you're saying, your mind isn't exactly clean, but you don't pick up on innuendo. However, you're still wrong, because my mind is worse than you can possibly imagine. Edit: maybe the document wouldn't faze you, but my full power would Edited March 2 by Hmmm lies
Aeoryi she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 8 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said: I see what you're saying, your mind isn't exactly clean, but you don't pick up on innuendo. However, you're still wrong, because my mind is worse than you can possibly imagine. Edit: maybe the document wouldn't faze you, but my full power would I... have a lot of exposure to people who make very very dark jokes, including very racist stuff and also just like dirty jokes or humor, so I don't know if it would affect me.
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted March 2 Posted March 2 4 hours ago, Shatter said: believe me. kansas has a dirty mind. it is worse than anything you can imagine. @KnightSkye Reforged confirm this plez. Yeah Kansas is bad. Not going into it more than that. Don't want to somehow think about it and get reprimanded for breaching community guidelines.
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: I... have a lot of exposure to people who make very very dark jokes, including very racist stuff and also just like dirty jokes or humor, so I don't know if it would affect me. Thing is, there's levels to this stuff. There's the edgy person who makes dark jokes like that, and maybe their mind is dirtier than the average person, by a lot even. But then there's the queer woke person who acts super wholesome on the outside. They aren't constrained by anything, because their mind is open to more ideas. And they are so much worse inside. Like, I code-switch, the level of depth I let show here is less than what I show to my school friend group, which is less than what I currently show to @certifiedcranedriver, which is less than what a few trusted individuals see. If someone feels like they need to make dirty jokes all the time, that's how you know that they don't go any deeper then what they're saying. 3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Yeah Kansas is bad. Not going into it more than that. Don't want to somehow think about it and get reprimanded for breaching community guidelines. If it didn't breach community guidelines, it wouldn't even be worth considering in this comparison. Besides, @certifiedcranedriver already verified my claims a bunch of posts back. I do tend to underestimate other people in comparisons like this, but they end up being lesser to me, even despite them exceeding my expectations. Edited March 2 by Hmmm lies 1
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted March 2 Posted March 2 9 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said: Thing is, there's levels to this stuff. There's the edgy person who makes dark jokes like that, and maybe their mind is dirtier than the average person, by a lot even. But then there's the queer woke person who acts super wholesome on the outside. They aren't constrained by anything, because their mind is open to more ideas. And they are so much worse inside. Like, I code-switch, the level of depth I let show here is less than what I show to my school friend group, which is less than what I currently show to @certifiedcranedriver, which is less than what a few trusted individuals see. If someone feels like they need to make dirty jokes all the time, that's how you know that they don't go any deeper then what they're saying. If it didn't breach community guidelines, it wouldn't even be worth considering in this comparison. Besides, @certifiedcranedriver already verified my claims a bunch of posts back. I do tend to underestimate other people in comparisons like this, but they end up being lesser to me, even despite them exceeding my expectations. Yeah no, I'm afraid if I think too hard about it I might get called out for breaking guidelines he's that bad.
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) 2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Yeah no, I'm afraid if I think too hard about it I might get called out for breaking guidelines he's that bad. Well I'm not but that's probably because I understand the border between my thoughts and what I actually post to the 17th Shard, not necessarily because your stuff is worse. Edited March 2 by Hmmm lies
SpartanBrigade He/Him Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) 3 hours ago, Honors Ghost said: I have a doc where me and my… idek what they are but I have a crush on them, and anyways if yall could see everything typed on that doc… I imagine reading that doc would have a similar effect to gazing upon Cthulhu Edited March 2 by SpartanBrigade 1
SpartanBrigade He/Him Posted March 2 Posted March 2 On 2/28/2026 at 9:54 PM, SpartanBrigade said: OOOOHHHHHHHH @momadrac did you think I was Kansas? It's It's me William A. Brigade It didn't, unfortunately They had to cancel last minute I texted them to check if they were alright They were evasive So *sigh* It's fine, I'll find out what happened Monday It sucked though, we were going to go to a literary event hosted by the district They asked me to go with them way back at the end of last month And it was sick, they'd have loved it But yeah, I'm rescheduling to either the end of this coming week Which I don't like because then I'd have to give it to them at school Or some time during spring Break Which I'd prefer since it'd be just the two of us 's alright though To quote Paul Simon Just make a new plan, Stan Update Still unsure what happened, they just said they'd rather not talk about it when I asked Which Alright I suppose Can't say fairer than that They are increasingly certain the move is coming soon and very unsure if they'll be be here during Spring Break So yeah I'll have to do it this week unfortunately New day's Friday This just keeps getting better and better
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 55 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said: I imagine reading that doc would have a similar effect to gazing upon Cthulhu Ironic, as Cthulhu is actually pretty weak as cosmic horror go. He seems intimidating, yet there's so much worse. Perhaps The King in Yellow would be a fit comparison for my mind. 1
Vielence She/Her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 On 2/28/2026 at 9:43 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: Wait What I don't know either What Whut Whut Whut Whut *blinks* please stop talking like a normal teenager its breaking my brain On 2/28/2026 at 9:44 PM, Honors Ghost said: I think she me t spartan Oh OHHH Pfft On 2/28/2026 at 9:49 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: I assume so I didn't even know I had anything going on.... .... BAHAHAHA dat was worth it then On 2/28/2026 at 9:54 PM, SpartanBrigade said: OOOOHHHHHHHH @momadrac did you think I was Kansas? It's It's me William A. Brigade It didn't, unfortunately They had to cancel last minute I texted them to check if they were alright They were evasive So *sigh* It's fine, I'll find out what happened Monday It sucked though, we were going to go to a literary event hosted by the district They asked me to go with them way back at the end of last month And it was sick, they'd have loved it But yeah, I'm rescheduling to either the end of this coming week Which I don't like because then I'd have to give it to them at school Or some time during spring Break Which I'd prefer since it'd be just the two of us 's alright though To quote Paul Simon Just make a new plan, Stan Oh Aw When it does happen give us the tea
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 2 Posted March 2 1 minute ago, VieB13 said: *blinks* please stop talking like a normal teenager its breaking my brain Oh OHHH Pfft .... BAHAHAHA dat was worth it then Oh Aw When it does happen give us the tea Pfft Lol 1
Honors Spectral Image She/her Posted March 3 Posted March 3 6 hours ago, Hmmm lies said: I'm sure it's not too bad. I once tried putting my depths onto a document, but I was unable to because they were too deep and dark for me to get them all, and also I got bored with doing that. But even the mere tiniest amount that did make it onto the document would shock you. (Maybe not Kansas and Spartan, but again, it's a mere fraction of my true power.) …pm me, and we’ll see 5 hours ago, Aeoryi said: I... have a lot of exposure to people who make very very dark jokes, including very racist stuff and also just like dirty jokes or humor, so I don't know if it would affect me. I don’t like stuff like that, only like a well thought out dirty joke from time to time 3 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said: I imagine reading that doc would have a similar effect to gazing upon Cthulhu It would… but if Cthulhu was a dancer at a Chappel roan concert who worked in a strip clubs on the side
Aeoryi she/her Posted March 3 Posted March 3 6 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said: don’t like stuff like that, only like a well thought out dirty joke from time to time I don't either. But I have built up a tolerance to it. 5 hours ago, Hmmm lies said: Thing is, there's levels to this stuff. There's the edgy person who makes dark jokes like that, and maybe their mind is dirtier than the average person, by a lot even. But then there's the queer woke person who acts super wholesome on the outside. They aren't constrained by anything, because their mind is open to more ideas. And they are so much worse inside. Like, I code-switch, the level of depth I let show here is less than what I show to my school friend group, which is less than what I currently show to @certifiedcranedriver, which is less than what a few trusted individuals see. If someone feels like they need to make dirty jokes all the time, that's how you know that they don't go any deeper then what they're saying. If it didn't breach community guidelines, it wouldn't even be worth considering in this comparison. Besides, @certifiedcranedriver already verified my claims a bunch of posts back. I do tend to underestimate other people in comparisons like this, but they end up being lesser to me, even despite them exceeding my expectations. Are you proud of this?
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 3 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, Aeoryi said: Are you proud of this? Yes.
Hmmm lies she/her Posted March 3 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Aeoryi said: Why are you proud of it? heh, suppose it's weird to the outside observer, huh. Well, perhaps it's the deviance of it I like. That I look at societal norms and shun them. That most "normal" people would be appalled. That despite being so innocuous, I could shock a lot of people. And I've got a bit of a competitive spirit, I'll admit. Like I know a lot of people who are much worse than average. So to also be worse than even them is extremely satisfying, as though I've "won". Though, I'm curious what someone worse would even be thinking about... 1
Shatter He/Him Posted March 3 Posted March 3 (edited) 7 hours ago, Hmmm lies said: heh, suppose it's weird to the outside observer, huh. Well, perhaps it's the deviance of it I like. That I look at societal norms and shun them. That most "normal" people would be appalled. That despite being so innocuous, I could shock a lot of people. And I've got a bit of a competitive spirit, I'll admit. Like I know a lot of people who are much worse than average. So to also be worse than even them is extremely satisfying, as though I've "won". Though, I'm curious what someone worse would even be thinking about... I have access to 5786 years of dark jokes and gallows humour. Edited March 3 by Shatter 1
Honors Spectral Image She/her Posted March 3 Posted March 3 33 minutes ago, Shatter said: I have access to 5786 years of dark jokes and gallows humour. That’s an oddly specific number… 12 hours ago, Aeoryi said: I don't either. But I have built up a tolerance to it. Are you proud of this? hehehe I’m also kinda proud of my dirty mind well I’m proud I’ve been able to make it less like out of pocket but still extremely dirty, just bc it’s funny and fun buttt I feel that sex jokes must be used in moderation otherwise they get tedious and I’m like okay let’s have a real conversation please
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