Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 Basically, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WITH ALL THE SPIKED COOKIES?
Frustration Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, Shard of Reading said: Basically, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WITH ALL THE SPIKED COOKIES? I've been wondering that myself, I think it has something to do with one of the RP but I can't be sure.
Quantus he/him Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 It's a running gag in the Allyverse RP, various groups offering cookies with hemalurgic spikes "hidden" in them, and other offering supposedly danger-free cookies. It's the Alleyverse equivalent of "Dont Take Candy From Strangers". https://www.17thshard.com/forum/forum/92-alleyverse/
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 So anyways... want a free cookie? 1
Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 I don't take cookies from strangers. Sorry. Will accept boots or waffles though.
Frustration Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I don't take cookies from strangers. Sorry. Will accept boots or waffles though. *ahem* @McWafy this is a job for you
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted May 15, 2020 Posted May 15, 2020 I’ll take the idea of spiking waffles to the DA! @MacThorstenson
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 17, 2020 Posted May 17, 2020 On 14/05/2020 at 1:29 AM, Quantus said: It's a running gag in the Allyverse RP, various groups offering cookies with hemalurgic spikes "hidden" in them, and other offering supposedly danger-free cookies. It's the Alleyverse equivalent of "Dont Take Candy From Strangers". https://www.17thshard.com/forum/forum/92-alleyverse/ I'm happy this tradition is still alive. I used to RP (might still) as the Mistress of the Wafflesworn kitchen here and spiked my waffles with Wafflerasium all the time. Made for interesting experiments many years ago. I'm thinking it must've been @Voidus that started offering these cookies in the Dark Alley, where the Alleyverse began. Secret spiking is so good. I don't have to bloody my white clothes.
AonEne he/him Posted May 19, 2020 Posted May 19, 2020 As a member of TUBA, I’m happy to offer you a certified spike-free cookie.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 20, 2020 Author Posted May 20, 2020 12 hours ago, The Last Post said: Me too (though I dont think I’m liscenced) If your not licensed I won't take it.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 On 5/20/2020 at 9:57 AM, Shard of Reading said: If your not licensed I won't take it. I can give you a licensed cookie! *offers a cookie with a sticky note that says “Clearly not spiked.” Metal glints slightly in the cookie as the surroundings shift to just Ghanderflaffle and Shard of Reading standing between two brick walls in low lighting. Ghanderflaffle smiles.* Just take the cookie. *She whispers* It's not normally me that turns this into a roleplay, but I’m considering joining the Alleyverse so I may as well practice.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 24, 2020 Author Posted May 24, 2020 "No," He yelled, as he tapped steel. The world lurched into slow motion and he dashed away without looking back. 1
AonEne he/him Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 Here’s an actually licensed cookie. *provides paperwork and shows certification*
Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 26, 2020 Author Posted May 26, 2020 Ahh, yes. There we go. *Devours cookie*
Frustration Posted May 26, 2020 Posted May 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Ahh, yes. There we go. *Devours cookie* *Me a Shard, who covered it in microorganisms that cause intense itching*
Shard of Reading he/him Posted May 26, 2020 Author Posted May 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Frustration said: *Me a Shard, who covered it in microorganisms that cause intense itching* What?
AonEne he/him Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 *shakes head* Sometimes people try to poison our cookies in various ways, but don’t pay attention to them. We make sure they’re safe.
Frustration Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, AonEne said: *shakes head* Sometimes people try to poison our cookies in various ways, but don’t pay attention to them. We make sure they’re safe. How would you see microscopic organisms? 3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: What? I created a bacteria colony on the cookie that would work through your digestive track, and cause skin irritation. Edited May 27, 2020 by Frustration
AonEne he/him Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frustration said: How would you see microscopic organisms? Who said we were seeing them?
Frustration Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 Just now, AonEne said: Who said we were seeing them? How would you detect them?
AonEne he/him Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frustration said: How would you detect them? We’re not the DA, but we’re not useless. (Usually. This era is different for plot purposes. They’d still be able to detect something like this, though.)
Frustration Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 33 minutes ago, AonEne said: We’re not the DA, but we’re not useless. (Usually. This era is different for plot purposes. They’d still be able to detect something like this, though.) Not sure any amount of bronze, aviar, or breath would let you find that but ok.
AonEne he/him Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Frustration said: Not sure any amount of bronze, aviar, or breath would let you find that but ok. Don’t we have technology that lets us do that?
Frustration Posted May 27, 2020 Posted May 27, 2020 57 minutes ago, AonEne said: Don’t we have technology that lets us do that? not in the cosmere, unless this is SotD time period, and even so why would you be checking for bacteria colonies?
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