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Child, you eat whatever is offered by your Newcagoans, regardless of how it looks like, or what it tastes like. 

According to our agreement, the Wafflesworn are the official Newcago Court cooks. You are either insulting your own cooking, or admitting that you have been lax in our agreement, and have not kept to your contract.

 

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It also has not been cupcakes made from the meat of ponies, the excess of which are poured into a machine and ground into rainbows.

I mean, I don't think anyone would think it was, but I felt it was important to say what it most definitely isn't. Which is cupcakes and/or Rainbow Factory fuel.

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Just so I understand where factions align:

The Wafflesworn and Lords of Chaos promote Waffles as the finest breakfast.

Iron Chef Derpy Hooves disputes that with the Herd special of Muffins.

Newcago fills itself on a diet of frosted doughnuts

And the Feathersworn indulge their sweet tooth with a cake of some sort.

I believe historians shall look back upon this day as the moment the Pastry Wars (alternatively referred to as 'The War of Four Chefs') began.

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Just so I understand where factions align:

The Wafflesworn and Lords of Chaos promote Waffles as the finest breakfast.

Iron Chef Derpy Hooves disputes that with the Herd special of Muffins.

Newcago fills itself on a diet of frosted doughnuts

And the Feathersworn indulge their sweet tooth with a cake of some sort.

I believe historians shall look back upon this day as the moment the Pastry Wars (alternatively referred to as 'The War of Four Chefs') began.

 

Bring it on. We have a waffle launcher.

 

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That sounds like a very unsustainable system.

"Let's eat doughnuts! Where do they come from? Who cares! If it runs out, we can invade another faction and eat their doughnuts!"

Until you realise doughnuts aren't a renewable resource, and there are no more doughnuts.

Way to ruin the buffet bar for future generations, Vasher.

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That sounds like a very unsustainable system.

"Let's eat doughnuts! Where do they come from? Who cares! If it runs out, we can invade another faction and eat their doughnuts!"

Until you realise doughnuts aren't a renewable resource, and there are no more doughnuts.

Way to ruin the buffet bar for future generations, Vasher.

It's sustainable. If you run out, you make more. Simple.

Or I make ice donuts. Easy.

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