The Wafflesworn

[Delightful]

Child, you eat whatever is offered by your Newcagoans, regardless of how it looks like, or what it tastes like. 

According to our agreement, the Wafflesworn are the official Newcago Court cooks. You are either insulting your own cooking, or admitting that you have been lax in our agreement, and have not kept to your contract.

 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Princess Delightful, I have not visited your halls in quite some time. It is definitely NOT my cooking that you have been partaking.

[Quiver he/him]

It also has not been cupcakes made from the meat of ponies, the excess of which are poured into a machine and ground into rainbows.

I mean, I don't think anyone would think it was, but I felt it was important to say what it most definitely isn't. Which is cupcakes and/or Rainbow Factory fuel.

[Left he/him]

Currently this is what I have on the Newcago Court's kitchen door.

 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Scholar - Hurt you, then heal you. Repeat.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Currently this is what I have on the Newcago Court's kitchen door.

Mmmmmmm... Donuts...

[Mailliw73 he/him]

This is wayyyyy better.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

This is wayyyyy better.

Hmm. Nah. I like Scholar's Donuts.

[Left he/him]

[Quiver he/him]

Just so I understand where factions align:

The Wafflesworn and Lords of Chaos promote Waffles as the finest breakfast.

Iron Chef Derpy Hooves disputes that with the Herd special of Muffins.

Newcago fills itself on a diet of frosted doughnuts

And the Feathersworn indulge their sweet tooth with a cake of some sort.

I believe historians shall look back upon this day as the moment the Pastry Wars (alternatively referred to as 'The War of Four Chefs') began.

[Kobold King he/him]

Just so I understand where factions align:

The Wafflesworn and Lords of Chaos promote Waffles as the finest breakfast.

Iron Chef Derpy Hooves disputes that with the Herd special of Muffins.

Newcago fills itself on a diet of frosted doughnuts

And the Feathersworn indulge their sweet tooth with a cake of some sort.

I believe historians shall look back upon this day as the moment the Pastry Wars (alternatively referred to as 'The War of Four Chefs') began.

 

Bring it on. We have a waffle launcher.

 

[Quiver he/him]

I will admit, the Wafflinator is a powerful weapon. But we have our own counter measures.

Get 'im!

Edited August 3, 2014 by Quiver

[Kobold King he/him]

I will admit, the Wafflinator is a powerful weapon. But we have our own counter measures.

Get 'im!

 

 

Clearly it's time to appoint a new champion.

 

 

This meal is defended.

[Left he/him]

Your arguments and skirmishes are invalid!!!

 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Your arguments and skirmishes are invalid!!!

THAT IS THE COOLEST LOGO EVER.

[Left he/him]

[Quiver he/him]

I can only assume this is Leftfinches favourite pony.

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/264/7/9/doughnut_joe_by_xain_russell-d50hzcs.png

[Left he/him]

My favorite pony is Vash the pony, and I've already shown him to the world. I like him more because he EATS the doughnuts.

[Quiver he/him]

That sounds like a very unsustainable system.

"Let's eat doughnuts! Where do they come from? Who cares! If it runs out, we can invade another faction and eat their doughnuts!"

Until you realise doughnuts aren't a renewable resource, and there are no more doughnuts.

Way to ruin the buffet bar for future generations, Vasher.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

That sounds like a very unsustainable system.

"Let's eat doughnuts! Where do they come from? Who cares! If it runs out, we can invade another faction and eat their doughnuts!"

Until you realise doughnuts aren't a renewable resource, and there are no more doughnuts.

Way to ruin the buffet bar for future generations, Vasher.

It's sustainable. If you run out, you make more. Simple.

Or I make ice donuts. Easy.

[Quiver he/him]

"Now that's what I call frosting!"

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Sweet Scadrian Waffles!

I officially welcome you to The Wafflesworn family, Quiver.

I knew you'd get to that honorary post one day. And in case you get upvoted and move to another rep, I took a screenshot.

[Delightful]

Are you sure this isn't Renarin?

[traceria she/her]

Are you sure this isn't Renarin?

 

Only if you mistake Renarin's bonding of the shardblade for Vash's gun. 

[Left he/him]

 

Wouldn't that please feather