Truth or Dare?

[+Invocation]

54 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Hmm... you have to wear the monocle and claim it’s your pirate eyepatch.

Am I allowed to cover it with my actual eyepatch?

[Lunamor she/her]

9 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Am I allowed to cover it with my actual eyepatch?

Only if you flip it up to show people your “bionic implant”.

[+Invocation]

50 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Only if you flip it up to show people your “bionic implant”.

Nice.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I’ll take a dare!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Do a handstand.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

List every Sharder you are well acquainted with.

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, Invocation said:

Nice.

Yay, finally an acceptable dare! 

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I’ll take a dare!

Walk up to someone and demand that they hand over a pickle. Or just eat a pickle if you don’t want to do that 

Edit: Welp, I’ve been double ninja’d.

Edited October 29, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I'll take truth.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'll take truth.

What is your favorite ship?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'll take truth.

IS TOM GOING TO PROPOSE!

That's sort of a joke, but also not...

Edit: Storm it, ninjaed...

Edited October 29, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

What is your favorite ship?

I don't know a whole lot about ships, hmm.

Cruise ships sound pretty cool. I've never been on one, but some quick research seems favorable.

8 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

IS TOM GOING TO PROPOSE!

Yes. But also no. There are an infinite number of paths to walk down, each with different outcomes. Who can say what the result will be?

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

I don't know a whole lot about ships, hmm.

Cruise ships sound pretty cool. I've never been on one, but some quick research seems favorable.

*can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not*

I meant something like Phar 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Yes. But also no. There are an infinite number of paths to walk down, each with different outcomes. Who can say what the result will be?

*narrows eyes* You are cryptic and twist your words.

I love it. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

*can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not*

I meant something like Phar 

Not sarcasm, deliberate obtuseness.

Hmm... Steris and Wax, probably.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TRUUUUUUUUUUTH.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

What's the most upvote-worthy thing you've seen on the Shard?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Oooooh... I don't know. The art on here is certainly amazing. Especially @Botanica. She's a real inspiration to me. 

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

Especially @Botanica. 

That is one heck of an upvote-to-post ratio. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Yeah, there's a reason for that. 

[+Invocation]

47 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Yay, finally an acceptable dare! 

49 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I did it to this poor cashier in my university Steak N Shake just now.

47 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'll take truth.

I'm very late to this, but here's one anyway in a not-so-subtle question I want the answer to: are you planning to respond to the Nekorb/Malu thing in ItD?

Anyway, I'll take a truth please!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

My favorite ship is probably Wax and Steris, but Dalinar and Navani are just so perfect, it's hard to pick!

[Lunamor she/her]

12 minutes ago, Invocation said:

I did it to this poor cashier in my university Steak N Shake just now.

Anyway, I'll take a truth please!

Oh my storms I can see it in my head.

Invo (in British accent and stroking chin): I do believe that my bionic implant is giving me all sorts of trouble today. Such is the cursed life of a pirate, I suppose... *lifts eyepatch to reveal monocle*

Cashier: Please just don’t offer me monkey bread again.

For the truth: What actually happened? 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Lunamor
Creo que decir que sí creo es, sí creo, creíblemente factible

[+Invocation]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

For the truth: What actually happened? 

She just shook her head and told me that wasn't the strangest thing she'd seen all day, so I guess I have to try harder.

Another one!

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Invocation said:

She just shook her head and told me that wasn't the strangest thing she'd seen all day, so I guess I have to try harder.

Another one!

Hmm... continually make made up references to a made up tv show called “Our Bleeding Eyes” and act really surprised/offended that no one has heard of it before. The character’s names are Victoria Cruelhart, Gerald the Tickler, Miss Kaylee Firesword, and Bob. The plot is that it’s basically just Medieval Times but with more swords, laser guns, excessive drama, and puppets (think Farscape style puppets). 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

33 minutes ago, Invocation said:

I'm very late to this, but here's one anyway in a not-so-subtle question I want the answer to: are you planning to respond to the Nekorb/Malu thing in ItD?

Yes.

Another truth, please.