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Odium

  • Shardshattering.com
  • How to inspire passion in 10 easy steps
  • Desolationideas.net
  • Champion choosing for dummies
  • Servant seduction ideas
  • Cosmere Contract Construction
  • Unmade making tips
  • Where is Hoid?
  • Harmony's weaknesses
  • Autonomy's email
  • Art of War
  • How to find hiding shards
  • How to tell if an underling is turning traitor
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12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This is beautiful!

Thanks! And Luna, Nath, those are amazing.

Posted
5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Thanks! And Luna, Nath, those are amazing.

Thank you!

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After sneaking into a Silverlight library, Lift gets Wyndle to look stuff up for her, since she can't write. He's fine with her requests of 'where's the best food near me' and 'how to sneak into a palace', but flatly refused to search for 'ways to get rid of whiny Voidbringers' and 'strategies for beating a kandra in a belching contest' :P

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Wayne

  • Luckyhats.com
  • Tradingpost.net
  • High imperial accents
  • How to avoid blowing up
  • How to out drink an immortal
  •  Sheriffing for dummies
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OreSeur:

How 2 age maet

Why can no ctach tail

How jmup on wooftops

How tpye wif paws

Where can I find dead bodies

What to do if FBI is chasing you

Nearest Kandra Homeland entrance

www.kandraklub.com

Edited by Lunamor
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We all knew this one was coming, figured I'd get it out of the way...

Stick

  • I am a stick
  • I am a stick?
  • I am a STICK

Alternatively...

  • how to stand firm in your opinions
  • online debate classes
  • nice beaches in southeastern Roshar
  • what does Stormlight do

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1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Where can I find dead bodies

What to do if FBI is chasing you

YESSSS I'm laughing so hard :lol:

Edited by AonEne
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2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

YESSSS I'm laughing so hard :lol:

Yay, glad you liked that part! :lol:

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Vin:

  • How to detect a scam
  • What to do in case of a scam
  • Why am I so lucky
  • Good dresses to use at parties
  • How to stop liking dresses
  • How to know if you're the hero of ages
  • How to un-doom the world
  • Are ghosts real
  • How to kill a god
  • Preservation instruction guide
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Kelsier's search history:

- 7 Habits of Highly Effective Thieves

- What does the 11th metal do?

- breathable, black clothing, no metal?

- How to kill a Lord Ruler

- teeth whitener

- anothersecret.com

-How much does it cost to hire a Kandra?

- Creative ways to kill noblemen

- Where does Lord Tresting live?

- Mistcloak repair shop

- What to do when you find yourself as a father figure to a very insecure and paranoid teenage girl

 

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Dilaf

Crazyvengfulmaniac.com

Hiding in plain sight for dummies?

How to kill an elantrian

Minionbuilding.com

Kingdom destroying guide

Mad Monk Weekly

How to win followers and undermine false gods in 11 easy steps

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Alcatraz:

ow to top breaking ting (h&s are broken)

lirarian (b)

wt to do if a od ma drive troug your w (a+l+n) (what to do if an old man drives through your wall)

mp of ert (nothing) (map of earth)

rtg (u) (rutabaga)

W t fix cmptr (o+e) how to fix computer)

g (nothing) (glass)

d (nothing) (sand)

tr (c) (oculator)

mykyrdrkg (space+i) (my keyboard broke again)

- (r+t+d+g) (near-lethal handbag)

 

 

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On 8/20/2019 at 7:08 PM, Singer said:

Kelsier's search history:

- 7 Habits of Highly Effective Thieves

- What does the 11th metal do?

- breathable, black clothing, no metal?

- How to kill a Lord Ruler

- teeth whitener

- anothersecret.com

-How much does it cost to hire a Kandra?

- Creative ways to kill noblemen

- Where does Lord Tresting live?

- Mistcloak repair shop

- What to do when you find yourself as a father figure to a very insecure and paranoid teenage girl

 

Kelsier's Secret search history: (secret history spoilers)

Spoiler

I just died help

Where am I

How to avoid getting pulled Beyond

Where is the Well of Ascension 

Who is that white-haired guy?

How to transition back to physical

How to leave the Well of Ascension 

News articles about the revolution 

The Lord Ruler just showed up what do I do?

Skaa memes

How do I help my friends if I can't interact with them?

How to break into the Ire fortress?

(Suddenly searches are in aonic)

What is that glowing gemstone device and what does it do?

What are the Ire planning?

How to freak out people/make them think you're Ruin

What is this weird orb and what does it do?

Where is Vin at?

How do I talk to people if I'm dead?

What is that white-haired guy doing here?

Why can't I do anything even though I'm a Shard?

How to stop Ruin

How to talk to people as Preservation

 

Posted (edited)

Kaladin:

-How to cope with loss

-Protecting for dummies

-Top 10 proven ways to make your bridge running an enjoyable experience

-What to do when a windspren starts following you?

-What to do when a windspren becomes a different spren?

-What are the oaths?

-Who is Odium?

-Becoming a Knight Radiant in 5 easy steps

-What to do when you accidentally kill your spren

-How to get rid of annoying princes

-Alethi customs on duels

-Guarding tips

-How to tell if a crew member is planning an assassination

-Assassian in White's Facebook page

-www.urithru.com

-How can I protect everybody?

-Shadesmar tips and tricks guaranteed to help you survive

-What to do when your enemy gains powers and starts growing crystals

-www.ihateanaramclub.com

 

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
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Dalinar

History of The Rift for dummies

Chattingupdrunkheralds.com

How to woo your brother's widow in 5 easy steps

Storm binding

Top 10 ways to build an alliance

Cultivationspot.net

Nohadon's book list

Odium vexing

20 useful remedies for improving memories

Realm catching

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Siri:

  • 50 tips to spend your last days at peace
  • Good meals to eat after using your hair
  • How to know if your god likes you in 10 easy steps
  • I think my god might be dead, is cpr a good idea
  • Sign language for dummies
  • 100 bedtime stories for your children
  • Who's Hoid
  • How to deal with a betrayal
Edited by Eluvianii
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Posted

Headcanon where 'Who's Hoid' is an entry in literally every characters search history.

Posted
44 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Headcanon where 'Who's Hoid' is an entry in literally every characters search history.

And Hoid manipulated the internet in a way where their only results are pictures of bunnies.

Posted

I support this headcanon. Of course, the bunnies are all talking kandra bunnies (validating Wayne when Internet is invented).

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