Delightful Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 A Desolation is upon us! We must refound the Knights Radiant to fight off these inhuman invaders to our land and drive them back to Damnation! Seriously though, where do they come from? And why do they keep coming? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I thoroughly agree with you, Delightful. These spammers are shattering my (already fragile) sanity. I DO NOT WANT BLACK MAGIC INSTRUCTIONS OR WHATEVER THE NINE HELLS THEY ARE. I feel like downvoting every spam post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Well, at least if they're still around when Chaos switches to new negative rep levels we can find some use for them I mean seriously, who thinks "Let's spam a forum with advertisements for black magic absolutely no one is foolish enough or desperate enough to believe in"?. It makes even less sense than "here's a site for free movies" spam. There's just no logic. *shakes head in bewilderment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Wait. Are you guys telling me they can't help with my inter caste marriage problems through dark magic? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I'm sure they could create more problems in your marriage if you wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Well the jokes on them, because that would mean they'd have to set me up with someone first of all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I don't think they'd object to that as long as you were paying them to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is this the sort of service you pay for before or after they do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is this the sort of service you pay for before or after they do it?If you have to ask that, I think they'll love your money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 They seem to just be coming in in the very early morning. Our spam service is up and running so I don't know what the deal is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerongal Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 They seem to just be coming in in the very early morning. Our spam service is up and running so I don't know what the deal is. Hasn't had its morning coffee yet, probably. It's slackin' on the job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Are we talking about those weird topics that have tons of links and make no sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Are we talking about those weird topics that have tons of links and make no sense? Yup. Spam bots make accounts and post those topics. Which is really annoying if you use the New Content function to search like I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I mean seriously, who thinks "Let's spam a forum with advertisements for black magic absolutely no one is foolish enough or desperate enough to believe in"?. It makes even less sense than "here's a site for free movies" spam. There's just no logic. *shakes head in bewilderment* Well, some people outside fantasy circles believe that we all are into occultism and black magic. Some people still think D&D players are satanists. So, spamming that kind of advertising into a site of fantasy nerds make kinda sense, if you ignore everything about us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 It's a "cast your net wide, even if that means getting a rusting, useless, frayed expanse of threads attached by some distant and convoluted remove" thing. The not that decides who to spam probably picks up on 'magic' and throws all relevantly-tagged posts at it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 It's a "cast your net wide, even if that means getting a rusting, useless, frayed expanse of threads attached by some distant and convoluted remove" thing. The not that decides who to spam probably picks up on 'magic' and throws all relevantly-tagged posts at it. Precisely, Swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 So it found "fantasy" and thought "black magic love spells and relationship advice"? ...actually, yeah, I can see people thinking that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) It's a "cast your net wide, even if that means getting a rusting, useless, frayed expanse of threads attached by some distant and convoluted remove" thing. The not that decides who to spam probably picks up on 'magic' and throws all relevantly-tagged posts at it. Ah. So there is a kind of weird convoluted logic to it. So it found "fantasy" and thought "black magic love spells and relationship advice"? ...actually, yeah, I can see people thinking that... I think that goes with spamming [us] make kinda sense, if you ignore everything about us. Edited May 22, 2014 by Delightful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 GOD HELP US THE SPAMMERS HAVE ARRIVED. Hm... 5 downvotes = Lifeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Spambots as lifeless following awakened commands makes a frightening amount of sense... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) Somewhere, an awakened computer works away. Its command is Sell Bull[s-word]. Edited May 22, 2014 by Swimmingly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Question is, if someone has enough Breath to power that monster of a spam bot.....why are they so poor they need to spam people for weird black magic? Is there something else going on here? Are they trying to start....a war? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) Lifeless Spam on Nalthis: "Hand out letters." Edited May 22, 2014 by Baine 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Why would someone want to sell a bullsword? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Because this is what happens when you say BullThis post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules. Note that the filter turned an s and three asterisks into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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