The Newcago Court

[Kobold King he/him]

So it looks like Newcago is pony-free now.

 

[Left he/him]

False acts and bonds won't be tolerated here. The artificial commercialized brand that the Knave brought here cheapens the true things that have made this Court great.

[Kobold King he/him]

Y R U so mean?

 

 

Man, the chaotic part of me is really enjoying this.

[Quiver he/him]

I'm sorry... I just wanted to try and have a bit of fun. I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I just don't know what went wrong...

 

I'll show myself out.

 

I hope you're happy, Delightful. You made Derpy Hooves cry.

Prepare to face the wrath of a thousand bronys.

Edited July 3, 2014 by Quiver

[Delightful]

"Knave, it is you in your foolishness who made Derpy Hooves cry, not I. I have no fear from ponies or bronies alike."

Delightful snaps her fingers and two wolfbeasts appear at her heels, eyes glowering red.

She smiles.

"No fear at all."

 

Y R U so mean?

 

 

Man, the chaotic part of me is really enjoying this.

 

I'm sorry... I just wanted to try and have a bit of fun. I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I just don't know what went wrong...

 

I'll show myself out.

 

I hope you're happy, Delightful. You made Derpy Hooves cry.

Prepare to face the wrath of a thousand bronys.

I refer you both to the eloquence of our proud Newcagoan Master Scholar:

 

False acts and bonds won't be tolerated here. The artificial commercialized brand that the Knave brought here cheapens the true things that have made this Court great.

 

You came for neither friendship, fun or tolerance, and my own tolerance wears thin on those who use positivity as a mask for world domination. Run along and play in the herd. Enjoy yourselves, But step one foot inside Newcago with however well-disguised evil intentions, and you shall feel my wrath.

 

Delightful turns aside, and smiles in kind welcome that reaches her eyes.

Standing calmly in the Shadows, where he had retreated when he heard the footsteps, LeftInch shivered. This was just as terrifying as his big duel with QC. Actually it was the scariest thing he'd seen in the 17th realm so far. Storms, it was good to have the Princess back.

I thank you for your kind words Scholar Leftinch. it's wonderful to have you back as well.

 

Also, I've been wanting to pull something like this off for aaages. Thanks for giving me the opportunity, Quiver.

Edited July 3, 2014 by Delightful

[Quiver he/him]

Hah! You're welcome. Seriously... I'm hoping this little Pony take-over was fun for people in general; I just wanted to try and get the forum active again, since things had kind of stabilized a bit.

 

 

You're banning me from this thread?

 

 I won't typo as much, and I'll stop my plans for world domination, I promise!

 

...It's lonely in my thread...

 

And speaking personally... maybe the image isn't 'appropriate' for what's going on but I wanted to use it. It was one of the first things I saw when I started getting 'into' MLP, and it really affected me, so... now I plague it upon all of you. 

Edited July 3, 2014 by Quiver

[Delightful]

 

Hah! You're welcome. Seriously... I'm hoping this little Pony take-over was fun for people in general; I just wanted to try and get the forum active again, since things had kind of stabilized a bit.

 

 

You're banning me from this thread?

 

 I won't typo as much, and I'll stop my plans for world domination, I promise!

 

...It's lonely in my thread...

 

And speaking personally... maybe the image isn't 'appropriate' for what's going on but I wanted to use it. It was one of the first things I saw when I started getting 'into' MLP, and it really affected me, so... now I plague it upon all of you. 

 

It was definitely fun. And the ponies are adorable Also, the window in the background looks like some kind of weird spaceship....

 

Perhaps if you work on your friendship skills rather than your world domination skills, people might join you. But to be fair, you DID betray everyone to start the Herd.

 

If you wish to return to Newcago, it appears we must lay down some rules.  

 

No more invading.

Maybe in a couple days if you come in genuine friendship and we can discuss a probation or something. 

No more betrayals of any kind or our doors shall be locked to you forever!

 

Also feels weird saying this, since I totally can't enforce anything beyond scary RP'ing  Oh well. Scary RP'ing is fun.

Edited July 3, 2014 by Delightful

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Um….I was literally asleep at the time Quiver drafted me into the Dark Side of Equestria, so….um….

 

 

Yak meat? 

 

Smooth, Twi. That was smooth. 

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

This thread is longer than the The Ultimate List of Questions for Brandon. . .

[Left he/him]

And quiver claims that he has more territory. B)

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Um….I was literally asleep at the time Quiver drafted me into the Dark Side of Equestria, so….um….

Yak meat?

Smooth, Twi. That was smooth.

Yes. There is always time for yak meat.

Newcago is peaceful once again! I thank you my brilliant Solidiers, Head Scholar, Princess. Without you, there would be no Newcago.

[Quiver he/him]

Um….I was literally asleep at the time Quiver drafted me into the Dark Side of Equestria, so….um….

 

 

Yak meat? 

 

Smooth, Twi. That was smooth. 

Dratt. So you didn't see my mind control Twilight animation?

Oh well, probably for the best. I have to be on good behaviour now, it seems...

[Left he/him]

"Yep. Crocodile Tears. Knew it."

*Stabs Knave in the back with the knife QC gave me*

"Begone."

[Quiver he/him]

Fine, I'll go! I'm tired of being attacked for no reason anyway!

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Fine, I'll go! I'm tired of being attacked for no reason anyway!

And Peace returns to Newcago. Let us celebrate with yak meat.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Is....is the Knave going to be okay? One does not use crying Trixie pictures lightly.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Is....is the Knave going to be okay? One does not use crying Trixie pictures lightly.

He will be okay. He has the herd.

Now, the yak meat?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I will give you yak meat. Oh, such yak meat will I GIVE!

....as soon as I'm near a computer. Phones aren't great for posting pictures.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

I will give you yak meat. Oh, such yak meat will I GIVE!

....as soon as I'm near a computer. Phones aren't great for posting pictures.

Yes. The yak meat will be plentyful.

The mobile version of 17s is kinda annoying... I agree on that one.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Is....is the Knave going to be okay? One does not use crying Trixie pictures lightly.

 

As right as 10 inches of steel in your back could possibly be. But hey, it just might be Hemarlugically charged! 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Before I go to bed, I must fulfill a promise. As Knight and Knitter of the Court, I give you….

 

 

 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Before I go to bed, I must fulfill a promise. As Knight and Knitter of the Court, I give you….

I thank you my knight and knitter. Let us celebrate with this beautiful yak meat!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

As right as 10 inches of steel in your back could possibly be. But hey, it just might be Hemarlugically charged! 

 

I must read further in Mistborn so I get the joke. 

 

Curse you, teacher, for sapping my reading time! 

[Quiver he/him]

Edited July 4, 2014 by Quiver

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I do like your idea of slipping her a copy of Mistborn so she'll be too engrossed to bother about homework. 

 

Then again, she might turn it into an assignment. It's called "Information Seeking Behaviors," so she might have us do a report on Vin and Kelsier's quest for relevant information about the Lord Ruler. 

 

Actually, that might not be too bad.