Lunamor she/her Posted June 9, 2019 Author Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) With an eye roll, Lunamor walked over and picked up the spike, placing it elsewhere. Edited June 9, 2019 by Lunamor
old man moomba he/him Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 Dapper took a sip of white and grinned.
Lunamor she/her Posted June 9, 2019 Author Posted June 9, 2019 Lunamor glared at Dapper but didn’t bother confiscating the bottle. So far he had shown no signs of drunkenness and he always managed to find another bottle.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Rosharan A.C. bursts through the front door very dramatically. "I need 500 of your best pastries, stat! I've got a TLT bunker party to cater, and someone needs to feed those narrators asap!!"
Lunamor she/her Posted June 11, 2019 Author Posted June 11, 2019 Lunamor immediately rushed into the kitchen and grabbed 500 waffles, pointedly ignoring the paradox A.C.’s appearance had caused. “Will these work?”
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 "Yes yes they're perfect! Now hurry up and help me get them to the thread party! Chop chop we don't have all day folks!"
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 I can bring a more elaborate assortment in a bit, I have some of my signature desserts cooking now, they’ll be ready in 6 hours!
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 "Wonderful! I heard The Happy Inquisitor was good, but this is even better than I anticipated! Six hours is a bit of a wait, but I'm sure it'll be enough."
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 I have very extensive Scadrial and Sel based dessert menus, would you like to see them? Quote Also I will not be back for a while after ~10 min
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 “Yes please. I just need some good finger food for a lot of people.”
Vogelsang he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Quote Ooooh! Do we do delivery service now?!
Lunamor she/her Posted June 14, 2019 Author Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) On 6/11/2019 at 7:43 AM, Taradiddle said: Quote Apparently! Lunamor shuffled outside, carrying a piece of paper, a hammer, and a rather large amount of nails. He held the paper against the door and hammered it in place using about 50 nails. He knew that was probably far too many, but with all of the crazy events that had recently been taking place, he wasn’t taking any chances. On the paper was a jumble of stylized letters in uneven rows that said: Emotional Syrup has just arrived fresh from Nalthis! Order it today with our delicious waffles! Comes in 5 flavors- Sadness, Joy, Rage, Fear, and Boredom!* *Under no circumstances should you mix different types of syrup. Anyone caught attempting to do so will be promptly escorted from the premises. The Happy Inquisitor is not responsible for any ill side effects resulting in mixing of different types of syrups. You have been warned. Quote Credit goes to @Keeper Exile for the idea. Edited June 14, 2019 by Lunamor
+Keeper Exile Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Lunamor said: Emotional Syrup has just arrived fresh from Nalthis! Order it today with our delicious waffles! Comes in 5 flavors- Sadness, Joy, Rage, Fear, and Boredom!* *Under no circumstances should you mix different types of syrup. Anyone caught attempting to do so will be promptly escorted from the premises. The Happy Inquisitor is not responsible for any ill side effects resulting in mixing of different types of syrups. You have been warned. 1 Yes! Can I order 100 bottles of each flavor??? I need to spice up my wafflles before the syrup is sold out! Thanks, @Lunamor for actually doing something with my crazy idea.
Lunamor she/her Posted June 15, 2019 Author Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Keeper Exile said: Can I order 100 bottles of each flavor??? I need to spice up my wafflles before the syrup is sold out! Thanks, @Lunamor for actually doing something with my crazy idea. “Such a large order, he make take a while. Would you like to take a seat while I go get it ready?” Not waiting for a response, Lunamor ran into the kitchen and began wildly stacking differently tinted bottles of syrup. Edited June 15, 2019 by Lunamor
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 16, 2019 Posted June 16, 2019 “Hmm.... I’ll take a lifetime supply of any kind of syrup!! Just maybe not sadness. Or fear.” Truthless said.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 16, 2019 Posted June 16, 2019 (edited) "I think I'll have what Truthless ordered." said A.C. Edited June 16, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted June 16, 2019 Posted June 16, 2019 I'm glad I don't run the syrup taps, Zeoy thought.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 “Ooh!! Ooh!! Hit me up with some maple syrup too!!” Truthless said.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 “Hey, that sounds pretty good as well.” Said A.C. He then lowered his voice and leaned over to Truthless, “But how do I know they won’t just slip me more emotional syrup that only looks like maple syrup?”
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/16/2019 at 3:25 PM, Shard of Thought said: I'm glad I don't run the syrup taps, Zeoy thought. “Hey Zeoy! Can you run the syrup tap? I need to finish asking my customer what he wants!” @Rosharan A.C. “you want Sel, Roshar, or Scadrial-themed desserts?”
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, Doomstick said: “Hey Zeoy! Can you run the syrup tap? I need to finish asking my customer what he wants!” @Rosharan A.C. “you want Sel, Roshar, or Scadrial-themed desserts?” Zeoy rolled her eyes. Well, that's karma for ya. "I guess!" she called back. "Where are they, I just got off break?"
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: Zeoy rolled her eyes. Well, that's karma for ya. "I guess!" she called back. "Where are they, I just got off break?" “Over here!” Truthless said, sitting at a nearby table with Rosharan AC. 10 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: “Hey, that sounds pretty good as well.” Said A.C. He then lowered his voice and leaned over to Truthless, “But how do I know they won’t just slip me more emotional syrup that only looks like maple syrup?” “Hmm.... that will be tough. Here, wear this,” Truthless said to Rosharan AC, pulling out a jacket with a band of aluminum around the stomach. Edited June 19, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: “Over here!” Truthless said, sitting at a nearby table with Rosharan AC. “Hmm.... that will be tough. Here, were this,” Truthless said to Rosharan AC, pulling out a jacket with a band of aluminum around the stomach. I'm not a waitress, Zeoy thought as she walked over to the table. She put on her best smile. "Hello! I'm Zeoy. You two want some syrup?"
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: I'm not a waitress, Zeoy thought as she walked over to the table. She put on her best smile. "Hello! I'm Zeoy. You two want some syrup?" “Yes please, we’ll take everything you have on hand, and next month’s shipment as well if that’s all right. Except for the sadness and fear syrup of course.”
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