Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: You know, I just realized it would be absurdly easy for Epics to take over Alethkar. Just have the female Epics hold up their uncovered safehands while the male Epics read something. Wait, which hand is the safehand? Because it might be the missing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: You know, I just realized it would be absurdly easy for Epics to take over Alethkar. Just have the female Epics hold up their uncovered safehands while the male Epics read something. Imagine Alethkar!Fifty Shades of Gray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, winter devotion said: Imagine Alethkar!Fifty Shades of Gray. Which was originally a fanfiction of a different romance about a woman who falls in love with a sparkly Voidbringer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Hemalurgic Headshot said: Wait, which hand is the safehand? Because it might be the missing one. The left hand is I believe. 1 minute ago, winter devotion said: Imagine Alethkar!Fifty Shades of Gray. ... Please, no, this should never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kobold King said: Which was originally a fanfiction of a different romance about a woman who falls in love with a sparkly Voidbringer. "VOIDBRINGERS AREN'T SPARKLY!" -All normal people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Voidus said: "VOIDBRINGERS AREN'T SPARKLY!" -All normal people I'd read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swan Dragon he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Voidus said: "VOIDBRINGERS AREN'T SPARKLY!" -All normal people Defends on how you define "sparkly." Are black motes of light sparkles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Voidus said: "VOIDBRINGERS AREN'T SPARKLY!" -All normal people They can be sparkly... After you soulcast them into crystal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, kenod said: They can be sparkly... After you soulcast them into crystal. If this was how Twilight ended I might have actually liked it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Voidus said: If this was how Twilight ended I might have actually liked it. It would have been even better if it had started that way... And that it was also the end at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, kenod said: It would have been even better if it had started that way... And that it was also the end at the same time. 500 pages of Bella staring at a soulcast Edward statue? Wouldn’t be much less exciting than the actual book, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: 500 pages of Bella staring at a soulcast Edward statue? Wouldn’t be much less exciting than the actual book, honestly. Isn't that basically what the book already is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakingamber he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 39 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: You know, I just realized it would be absurdly easy for Epics to take over Alethkar. Just have the female Epics hold up their uncovered safehands while the male Epics read something. Uh, what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, kenod said: Isn't that basically what the book already is? I remember hearing a fan theory some years ago that Bella actually falls in love with a statue and the entire series is the increasingly bizarre story she tells herself about their romance. 1 minute ago, breakingamber said: Uh, what does that mean? It means that the Alethi would be so incensed by the sight of exposed safehands and men reading that the Epics could pretty much just walk into Kholinar and take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: It means that the Alethi would be so incensed by the sight of exposed safehands and men reading that the Epics could pretty much just walk into Kholinar and take over. While secretly being aided by Jasnah, who was getting annoyed by her people's bizarre cultural hangups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakingamber he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: I remember hearing a fan theory some years ago that Bella actually falls in love with a statue and the entire series is the increasingly bizarre story she tells herself about their romance. It means that the Alethi would be so incensed by the sight of exposed safehands and men reading that the Epics could pretty much just walk into Kholinar and take over. Ah. Also, this is probably that theory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 To be fair, Twilight and Fifty Shades aren't really comparable except in the fact 50 was fic of Twilight. Twilight was a so-so YA romance with the typical mildly problematic genre trappings. Fifty Shades of Gray is Red's favorite book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, winter devotion said: To be fair, Twilight and Fifty Shades aren't really comparable except in the fact 50 was fic of Twilight. Twilight was a so-so YA romance with the typical mildly problematic genre trappings. Fifty Shades of Gray is Red's favorite book. Really? I'd have though Red was the type of person who thought the book was too tame, and then went to the internet to look for fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, kenod said: Really? I'd have though Red was the type of person who thought the book was too tame, and then went to the internet to look for fanfics. Yeah, okay, that's fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, winter devotion said: To be fair, Twilight and Fifty Shades aren't really comparable except in the fact 50 was fic of Twilight. Twilight was a so-so YA romance with the typical mildly problematic genre trappings. Fifty Shades of Gray is Red's favorite book. The discovery of a book that topped Fifty Shades on Red's favorite list in a Houston used bookstore is what prompted Obliteration to destroy the city. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: I remember hearing a fan theory some years ago that Bella actually falls in love with a statue and the entire series is the increasingly bizarre story she tells herself about their romance. 17 minutes ago, breakingamber said: This would make it so much more readable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Kobold King said: The discovery of a book that topped Fifty Shades on Red's favorite list in a Houston used bookstore is what prompted Obliteration to destroy the city. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Kobold King said: The discovery of a book that topped Fifty Shades on Red's favorite list in a Houston used bookstore is what prompted Obliteration to destroy the city. And he was aided in this by Moral Guardian, who was so shocked by the fact that humanity could produce something like this that went apoplectic immediately afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted January 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 And it's revealed Red + All The Degenerates Of The World vs Moral Guardian + Obliteration + Literally Everyone With Taste is what actually happened in Oregon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakingamber he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Voidus said: This would make it so much more readable. Also, KOL is a great game. Try it today! Free! It will steal your soul and ruin your life, but that's fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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